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For those of you who don't know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the religion around Him, pastafarianism, is sweeping the net.

Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

*sob* he touched me with his noodley appendage inappropriately

You'd be suprised how often I hear that when I talk about His noodly appendage. Or not...

WWFSMD?

Um... I think this thread is a bit “dangerous”… I mean, think of all those other deities that aren’t being referenced here, not even in passing, like the IPU for example. Wouldn’t they be upset?

Just sayin’

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Um... I think this thread is a bit “dangerous”… I mean, think of all those other deities that aren’t being referenced here, not even in passing, like the IPU for example. Wouldn’t they be upset?

Just sayin’

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What I think you're trying to say is "Cthulhu."

What I think you're trying to say is "Cthulhu."

I could help you with that if you explained what "Cthulhu." stands for.

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What I think you're trying to say is "Cthulhu."

I could help you with that if you explained what "Cthulhu." stands for.

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You're... you're serious? Cthulhu isn't gonna be happy.....

*whispers*
Cthulhu is a dark deity that is part of the gothic-oniric world created by H.P. Lovecraft
*whispers*

http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/

Yeah, that's all I have to say.

You're... you're serious? Cthulhu isn't gonna be happy.....

Well, I don't really care about "Cthulhu" ... I already named the one I was worried about.

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dude cthulu would pwn ipu AND fsm.

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dude cthulu would pwn ipu AND fsm.

You wouldn't say so if you knew the IPU. And it's true, I don't know "Cthulhu" at all (obviously), but knowing the allmighty IPU is enough to know that you are wrong

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May Her Hooves Never Be Shorn

ph'nglui mglw'nafh cthulhu r'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

that is not dead which can eternal lie.
and with strange aeons even death may die

I don't believe I know what ipu stands for. *naive*

Invisible Pink Unicorn ^_-

Oh, I think I've heard of him

Her.

Sorry, her.

I can see Cthulhu with a couple of IPU ribs sticking out of it's gaping maw...slurping up noodles.

Clearly, you don't know Cthulhu like I do...

FSM is a result of God leaving spaghetti in His refrigerator too long and it started moving. He would've prevented it from escaping, but he was too busy selecting the perfect size meteor to crush the dinosaurs with.

I can see Cthulhu with a couple of IPU ribs sticking out of it's gaping maw...slurping up noodles.

Clearly, you don't know Cthulhu like I do...

You might be seeing the Cthulhu, but I doubt that you’ll ever see the IPU, or its ribs. The fact that it is invisible not only prevents its “capture” but also guarantees that you are talking about a false and irrelevant substitute of the IPU.

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Well, obviously, the ribs are implied, since I can see the FSM's noodly appendages wrapped around something I just can't see (but know is pink, nonetheless)

And, please, don't degrade His Noodly Appendages by (falsely) claiming that He is some failed refrigerator experiment of God's. I can't begin to tell you just how offensive that is.

Well, obviously, the ribs are implied, since I can see the FSM's noodly appendages wrapped around something I just can't see (but know is pink, nonetheless)

Oh, so you see something invisible (by implication) and you’re sure it is the IPU? Sorry, it doesn’t work that way.
Maybe you haven’t heard, but the IPU is by definition impossible to capture. So I’m still sure it is not the IPU but an irrelevant (pink) substitute of Her that was captured by that deity with the unpronounceable name of yours.

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PS: just for the record, I don’t believe in the FSM.

My children, do not be led astray by these false idols. I am Jebus, I am the father and the son*, the all mighty, and you shall have no gods before me.

Praise be to me.

*I had a complicated childhood.

I think Bevis Christ has a much better ring to it than Jebus Christ.

And, please, don't degrade His Noodly Appendages by (falsely) claiming that He is some failed refrigerator experiment of God's. I can't begin to tell you just how offensive that is.

I stand by what I said.

My children, do not be led astray by these false idols. I am Jebus, I am the father and the son*, the all mighty, and you shall have no gods before me.

Praise be to me.

*I had a complicated childhood.

Nice to meet you

I have one question: Do you mean to say that there isn't (or shouldn't be) an IPU ?!?!??!

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The IPU is my steed, delivering me into battle so that I may smite mine enemies.

I've always found it funny what people thought they should worship.

The IPU is my steed, delivering me into battle so that I may smite mine enemies.

I've contacted the IPU and she tells me that she doesn't know you. Therefore she can't be your steed. Are you calling the IPU a liar?

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If you knew the IPU you'd know she's a compulsive liar.

If you knew the IPU you'd know she's a compulsive liar.

Well, that’s a curious statement… I know the IPU and all that she told me until now turned out to be true. So it’s your word against my dear and trustworthy IPU’s word.
Do you have any proof that you are telling the truth in this matter?

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