Kuso Ender's Game Fans Say

[Cassandra]

Another topic for discussion: Following the meme, we can have a discussion on "Kuso Ender's Game Fans Say". Or have someone make that video *grin*

For an EA/Pweb video called "Kuso Ender's Game Fans Say" we need all your bad jokes

"Have you read Shadows in Flight yet?"
"The enemy's gate is down"
"Third!"
"Bugger lover!"
"Cover your butt Bernard is watching"
"I didn't know he was signed on the system"
"Neh"
"You're gonna get iced"

etc. (mine aren't really that funny)
Submit yours! Should I make a twitter announcement for more feedback? I only want to do it if this video really gets made...yes?

[Taalcon]

"Ho, _______"
The only teacher is the enemy.
The Ender's Game movie is NEVER going to happen.
Did you hear Jake Loyd is playing Ender?
Did you hear that Sixth Sense kid is playing Ender?
I hope the Ender's Game movie doesn't suck.
I'm hanging with my jeesh tonight.
Be the shoe.
What? No, I was just subvocalizing.
I wish I had a Jane.
I'm going to go trace some woodgrains.
I think we have a close Philotic connection.
I want to go Outside.
Lazer Tag totally ripped off the Battle Room.
The internet totally ripped off Locke and Demosthenes.
My brother's such a Peter.
I should run for Hegemon.
That's what Demosthenes would say.
That's what Locke would say.
It's Mee-lag-ray. Mee-la-gray.
I should learn Portuguese.
I HATE Novinha.
I'd turn Anton's Key.
Can I Speak for you when you die?
Will you Speak for me when I die?
See you in 3000 years.
I wish I could stasis through the rest of the school year.
Dude, I hope that's not the Descolada.
I'm gonna go consult the Father trees.
My head hurts so bad. Got any capim?
It's A-sheel. A-SHEEL.
He's gonna ice out.
I hope I don't ice out.
Did you see this big Formic hill out here?
Look at all these Formics!
Wanna get married and then never have sex?

[Jinxletandcake]

My ass is dragon

[Gravity Defier]

One I've actually heard is "I'd rather go to battle school than Hogwarts."

[Jayelle]

I'm confused. Is this the same meme as "Sh*t [insert group] people say" ?

[Gravity Defier]

Yes. Kuso = slang/actual word for s*** Ender's Game Fans = People and Say is still Say.


I feel so unhip for not knowing this was a meme. The only meme I currently know of right away that is making the rounds are those obnoxious "This is what my friends think I do, This is what my parents think I do, This is what society thinks I do, this is what whoever thinks I do, This is what I think I do, This is what I actually do." OH. Lord. Make it stop. (Now quick, someone make one for a battle schooler )

[Taalcon]

For a comparable one, see this one for Doctor Who fans (only those who have watched up to the end of Season 5 would get most of this):

[Cassandra]

It's really sad that I was thinking about this during class lol

*talking to a computer* "Hi Jane"
"Ender is my best friend! Ender is my BEST FRIEND"
"I love Ender!"
"I totally want to name my kid Ender!"
"Let me pull that up on my desk"
"The movie NOT really being made, they're been saying that for YEARS"
"I can't believe the movie's really happening!"
"The movie is not happenings!"
"I refuse to get my hopes up"
"All my love, turkey lips"
"Avatar? They totally ripped off Speaker for the Dead!"

[Taalcon]

*spraying an anthill* "Meet Dr. Device."

[Jayelle]

XKCD mentioned Ender's Game again!

Note to Randall Monroe: Xenocide is awesome.

[Mich]

Wait, where did he do this? Was it in that huge Excel sheet of dates?

Edit: Oh. It's something we say.

Well, I guess that's the case in point, there.

[thoughtreader]

Wait, where did he do this? Was it in that huge Excel sheet of dates?

Edit: Oh. It's something we say.

Well, I guess that's the case in point, there.

Mich I went searching for it to

[Wind Swept]

XKCD mentioned Ender's Game again!

I don't see anyth--

Oh. It's something we say.

Uh... Swoosh? Do we say, "Swoosh," here?


ETA: Oooooooooooooookay. I get it.

[Mich]

You guys have made me feel much better about myself. If I were Jan, I'd be on the floor, laughing.

[Eaquae Legit]

"The enemy's gate is down" needs to be repeated several times.

[Jayelle]

You guys have made me feel much better about myself. If I were Jan, I'd be on the floor, laughing.

Chuckling a bit, regretting not using quotation marks.

[Cassandra]

I did it too! I read about xkcd and I thought wait did I miss the joke this morning? But then I kept reading and I was like oh good I'm not the only one lik

[Cassandra]

"That's mint"

[Cassandra]

(triple post whoa)
"I gave my teacher a valentine and addressed it To: The Enemy"