They sell those? You mean after all this time and emotion/energy I've been investing in this one in an attempt to woo him Urkel style, I could have skipped the "spending time with" one part and just purchased one instead?a couple of trips to Kroger for supplies (read: burgers, brats and beer).
I could make a sausage comment but I won't.
I also don't know who all will understand the joke in the first part but meh. It stays.