Philotic Web

Not if you live in Barrow, AK. I don't know why anyone would live there, but evidently someone does. I suspect frostbite to the brain.

This is the most stereotypical internet thread ever. I love it.

It is clear to me that no one truly understands the gravity of the situation here. For, in order for this thread to continue on it's path towards internet thread satire, it must contain at least one, if not several, including but not exclusive to: long, draining, exceedingly badly worded and overly drawn out comma-splice sentence laden sentences, that don't quite make sense when spoken aloud, or in one's head. Furthermore, the declaration that this conversation is done is simply ludicrous when compared to the socio-economic status of other conversations on a similar vein. When met with such obstacles, one can only hope that the continued words and occasional pictorial representation will continue in all it's illuminated translations. The effective use of smilies has been severely lacking in it's presence, as well as a confused and generous new person entering in with a lack of understanding as to what is being accomplished here, as well as what has become colloquially known as a troll. Various humorous aliases have yet to make their appearance, not to mention their mom's getting scared before making them move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel Air. At this point the newbie/troll will whistle for cab, but when it comes near they will notice the license plate says "Fresh" and there is dice on the mirror. They might note that the cab is rare, before telling the driver they are heading home to Bel Air. Before pull. Ing. Up to the house around seven or eight the newbie will yell to the cabbie "Yo homes," while the troll will stick with "Smell you later!" They will then look at their kingdom, and realize they are finally there, to sit on their throne, as Fresh Prince of Bel Air.