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An age old question

Postby hive_king » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:21 am

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin. More importantly, what kind of dance would they do?
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Re: An age old question

Postby AnthonyByakko » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:22 am

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin. More importantly, what kind of dance would they do?
Dancing is evil and is forbidden to angels.
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Postby hive_king » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:24 am

Well, yeah, but hypothetically if they DID for some reason...
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Postby AnthonyByakko » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:28 am

Well, yeah, but hypothetically if they DID for some reason...
They would be smitten and spend eternity in hell with the rest of us. Didn't you get the memo? Sharia law has been instituted in the U.S.
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Postby hive_king » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:30 am

*checks fax machine* oh. How could I have missed it?
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Postby AnthonyByakko » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:33 am

*checks fax machine* oh. How could I have missed it?
Now I expect you to start behaving in a manner consistant with our new Islamic overlords - you know, having sex with your goat, stoning gays in the street, and not bathing.
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Postby hive_king » Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:42 am

But I don't have a goat...
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Postby AnthonyByakko » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:02 am

But I don't have a goat...
A dog, cat or other domesticated mammal with suffice. But you must immediately sacrifice the animal in accordance with the law.
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Postby hive_king » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:04 am

It's probably a good thing there's no muslims on pweb, because this is kinda going in a wrong direction.
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Postby AnthonyByakko » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:20 am

It's probably a good thing there's no muslims on pweb, because this is kinda going in a wrong direction.
Yes, Pweb is full of filthy dhimmi. But as long as they start following the example of bestiality, xenophobia, mysogyny and the other important values of Allah, they will be spared in order to be slaves. Allah ackbar.
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Postby Oliver Dale » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:31 am

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