Philotic Web

Posted: **Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:07 pm**

blueantoidgirl: my boyfriend's snicker froze while he was sitting in the car

Posted: **Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:15 pm**

SmarterChild: What if I want to help me enjoy that snickers?

Posted: **Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:25 am**

DrMobius438 (2:19:06 AM): i'd rather not role play with food, i get sick of that with john

Posted: **Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:53 pm**

Edith (4:51:16 PM): all men should be banned from doing it to any female

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:18 am**

My little buddy: It's like you're milk, and i'm a cookie.

Posted: **Fri Feb 09, 2007 9:44 pm**

bc hornet 87: I like to hit fetuses with baseball bats.

Posted: **Sat Feb 10, 2007 10:55 pm**

Alea on the phone: can you make babies through email?

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:56 pm**

Fred Weasley456: rub it, then eat it, it has to work!

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:36 pm**

Kels in pwebchat last night: Someone tied me to a chair before, I quite enjoyed it

... kind of, sort of an ooc. kind of.

Posted: **Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:11 pm**

[19:09] LuigiTails: I'm not for eating babies.

Posted: **Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:54 pm**

Seth: you do it in front instead of behind

Posted: **Mon Apr 02, 2007 1:19 am**

(12:16:40 AM) Fred Weasley456: yea, i'm easy

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:45 pm**

"Why the hell would I trim my nipples, dude?"

"If you have an orifice, I'll make it work." (Actually, this one isn't that out of context. It was meant to be as crude as you think.)

Posted: **Wed Apr 04, 2007 10:47 pm**

John: the rest of the time the inside of my head would look kinda like a beagle taking a nap
Cam: on his back on top of his doghouse?
John: exactly.... with some faggoty little bird stopping by every now and then

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:27 am**

My sister's husband: With great potatoes come great responsibility.

Posted: **Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:31 am**

Oh my guys...

Hegemon2099 (1:21:36 AM): sometime i gotta tell you guys about the king of all sexual injuries
The Makeout Hobo (1:22:21 AM): someone, anyone, save me from the orangutans

Posted: **Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:34 pm**

My friend Derrick: chitter..chitter...I'm a buffalo.

Posted: **Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:32 pm**

Fred Weasley456 (10:16:35 PM): I needed to be done, sorry.

Posted: **Mon May 14, 2007 11:47 pm**

Alea: Everyone needs their stick named.

Posted: **Mon May 21, 2007 6:25 pm**

My friend Alec: My balls kept falling out of the bucket.

Posted: **Tue May 22, 2007 7:17 am**

Nicole (Petra456) on the phone:

"She's eating my pants"

"NOOO!!!! Don't bite there!"

Posted: **Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:45 pm**

Nicole:Oh, I like big ones

Posted: **Sun Jun 17, 2007 10:09 pm**

Fred/Petra456: It's penis time, leave me alone.

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:46 am**

J.Waxo: I guess people are surprised that it doesn't make you internally explode like planes do.

Posted: **Mon Jun 18, 2007 2:02 am**

Arrghhh! welching roommates are annoying

but I read a good book today too so that helps some!

But only enough to offset the delayed/canceled flights I also had

clearly the solution is to listen to more Irish drinking songs...

Posted: **Sat Jun 30, 2007 8:05 pm**

Nicole/Petra456: Its awkward because penguins don't bend that way.

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:35 pm**

fredweasley456: omg, I bit off his head!

Posted: **Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:02 am**

*bump*

My friend's boyfriend: Sorry about last night. I just fell asleep.

Posted: **Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:10 am**

My boss: He's a cutie, a little on the homeless side, but cute.

Posted: **Fri Aug 31, 2007 11:58 am**

"Okay, so we have a man and woman. So they do what men and women tend to want to do. Well, what the men want to do and the women just finally relent to doing."

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:12 pm**

"This is too big, I can't suck on it..."

Me, re: a straw in my oreo shake at BK.

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 8:52 pm**

"You don't like Wang? No, I love the Wang!"

"It takes a long time for Wang to get itself-- himself up. I did it again, didn't I?"

Wang is the last name of a guy we know... conversations about him where you come in halfway can get interesting.

Posted: **Tue Sep 18, 2007 11:04 am**

"I go home and make love to the textbook"
-My statistics professor, mid-lecture

Actually, it's just a bad IN context.
"I'm getting these problems done faster than you guys, aren't I? Eh, don't feel bad, it happens because I go home and make love to the textbook."

Posted: **Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:42 pm**

"Watch out for the fertile fields."

Posted: **Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:34 pm**

"I agree with everything but the sex rituals"

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