Things that make me laugh
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I laughed. I could not breathe.
I laughed. I could not breathe.
"Only for today, I will devote 10 minutes of my time to some good reading, remembering that just as food is necessary to the life of the body, so good reading is necessary to the life of the soul." -- Pope John XXIII
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Laughed harder than I should have.
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The enemy's fly is down.
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That "fixed" painting KILLS me. I laugh to keep from crying.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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Reviews of Bic pens for her. I love well-deployed sarcasm.
Reviews of Bic pens for her. I love well-deployed sarcasm.
There's another home somewhere,
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
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I wrote about doing similar in the thread Satya made about the weird things we do.
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Every time I use the microwave now I think of that comic and how inaccurate it is. You know what buttons I use just as often as the 9? 6, 7, and 8. You never end your amount in them, you can't have your seconds count in them, and I very rarely need to cook anything that long.
So you're wrong, Randall. Dead wrong. Or at least playing favorites.
So you're wrong, Randall. Dead wrong. Or at least playing favorites.
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Once upon a time I had a microwave that would let you put in up to 99 seconds. It was awesome.
I used to hate gravity because it would not let me fly. Now I realize it is gravity that lets me stand.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Thinking of this thread, I microwaved something for sixteen seconds instead of fifteen this morning. I swear, the 6 was startled and then nearly in tears.
There's another home somewhere,
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
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Keanu Reeves doing Shakespeare. Much Ado About Nothing is just fantastic.
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I agree!
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Today on the street I saw a guy with an awesome t-shirt. It said "ESCAPE VELOCITY - you can't leave home without it!" and had a little NASA logo. Plus the relevant equations.
"Only for today, I will devote 10 minutes of my time to some good reading, remembering that just as food is necessary to the life of the body, so good reading is necessary to the life of the soul." -- Pope John XXIII
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The expression on this kid's face also made me bust out laughing.
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"Only for today, I will devote 10 minutes of my time to some good reading, remembering that just as food is necessary to the life of the body, so good reading is necessary to the life of the soul." -- Pope John XXIII
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I'm not sure why I thought this was so hilarious but I'm not going to question it.
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This one?Today on the street I saw a guy with an awesome t-shirt. It said "ESCAPE VELOCITY - you can't leave home without it!" and had a little NASA logo. Plus the relevant equations.
The enemy's fly is down.
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that killed me, right there XDI'm not sure why I thought this was so hilarious but I'm not going to question it.
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So Aleas post made me think of this....
and while looking for it on google i found these...
and while looking for it on google i found these...
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hahahahahahaha XD omg... can't... breathe.... XD
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I made a very sarcastic comment on someone's Facebook post and one of her other friends said, "I don't know you, but that is a terrible comment." I can't decide if she completely missed the sarcasm in my post and was genuinely offended or just didn't find it funny. Either way, I kind of do. Does this make me a bad person?
I used to hate gravity because it would not let me fly. Now I realize it is gravity that lets me stand.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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[quote="LilBee91"Does this make me a bad person?[/quote]
Not even close.
(But I may be a terrible judge of this...)
Not even close.
(But I may be a terrible judge of this...)
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This. Every single time.
In fact, Wondermark in general is fantastic, but this one's my all time favorite.
In fact, Wondermark in general is fantastic, but this one's my all time favorite.
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Don't feed the bezoar!
"Morituri Nolumus Mori" -Rincewind
Don't feed the bezoar!
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And the next one!This. Every single time.
In fact, Wondermark in general is fantastic, but this one's my all time favorite.
That's what dodos needed actually. The time!
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Saw this a few weeks ago, but forgot to post it.
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Awesome! XD
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I made a politics thread. That's rich.
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That the front page says 'congratulations to' people who are celebrating birthdays. "Congratulations on having a successful birth x years ago!"
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I have an email "from" Bill Clinton with a subject line of "President Obama was terrific last night".
I know what it is in reference to but that doesn't make it any less funny to me when I think of it as being sexual in nature.
I know what it is in reference to but that doesn't make it any less funny to me when I think of it as being sexual in nature.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUbH1SEs ... ata_player I watched this 10 times.
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My friend whose Twitter is entirely parts of his NaNoWriMo that he's particularly proud of, with occasional transcriptions of the conversation he has with the ostensibly main character of his NaNo 2008.
But it's more of an elitist laugh, which makes me feel like a bad person.
But it's more of an elitist laugh, which makes me feel like a bad person.
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Journalists who rely on Google Image search. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/11/13/a ... my-snatch/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Reason I Know I Married the Right Person #263:
Me, on typing "word" instead of "world": Although, if you accept God as the logos and the universe as the uttering of logos, world and word are very close to the same thing
Rei: that was generally my thought
Rei: word, world, one and the same
Me, on typing "word" instead of "world": Although, if you accept God as the logos and the universe as the uttering of logos, world and word are very close to the same thing
Rei: that was generally my thought
Rei: word, world, one and the same
"Only for today, I will devote 10 minutes of my time to some good reading, remembering that just as food is necessary to the life of the body, so good reading is necessary to the life of the soul." -- Pope John XXIII
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Watching Family Feud with mom and Nom:
Announcer: 100 people surveyed, give me something that comes after "pork-" [-chop, -loin, -roast, etc.]
Mom: -cullis!
Yes, my mother suggested "porkcullis" as an answer. She later suggested "-upine", as in "porcupine", but since one of the contestants also suggested that, I can't make too much fun.
But still. Porkcullis. Just golden, mom. ♥
Announcer: 100 people surveyed, give me something that comes after "pork-" [-chop, -loin, -roast, etc.]
Mom: -cullis!
Yes, my mother suggested "porkcullis" as an answer. She later suggested "-upine", as in "porcupine", but since one of the contestants also suggested that, I can't make too much fun.
But still. Porkcullis. Just golden, mom. ♥
"Only for today, I will devote 10 minutes of my time to some good reading, remembering that just as food is necessary to the life of the body, so good reading is necessary to the life of the soul." -- Pope John XXIII
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