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A lot of "dog people" can be huge snobs about cats, too. "Dogs contribute to society! You'd never see cat do that!" Geeze. Does everything have to be dimorphic? One or the other?

I mean, when someday I don't have my cats, I'll probably get a dog, but it won't be upgrading in any way, it'll just be by then I'll have a yard. Maybe if I only have one cat, I'll get a dog.

Anyway, people are silly.

Ooooh, Mich just called me a snob.



(Said with a sort of tone. In case you think I got defensive and that makes you get defensive...because it's hard to tell with text.)

Also, cats definitely smell. I walked into a cat home once and the smell of it nearly knocked me off my feet and definitely made me gag. It was overpoweringly strong. I'm sure my dogs smell too but we take steps to combat that as best as we can.

But that wasn't the cat itself you were smelling, it was the litter box. Again, it's all about how well (or not well), the litter box is maintained. My house does NOT smell like cat (aka, litter box) at all. And I have two cats in a very small house. I despise the smell of litter box.

I'm not saying cats are better than dogs. I think it's about different pets for different personalities. My husband really doesn't like dogs. I am indifferent to them. We both happen to like cats a lot. My brother hates cats and he loves dogs. Everyone is different. I don't think it makes one better than the other.

i like dogs, and therefore they are automatically better than cats. cuz my opinion is the most important of all

The expressions on people's faces when you tell them you're going to have a kid. Also, the jubilations of knitters when they hear the news.

"I HAVE SOMEONE TO KNIT FOR!!!"

Knowing people are going to show up and see a whole freaking page of new posts.

This still makes me laugh. I just re-found it while emptying my photo card. Best hand of Apples to Apples ever.



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The expressions on people's faces when you tell them you're going to have a kid. Also, the jubilations of knitters when they hear the news.

"I HAVE SOMEONE TO KNIT FOR!!!"

I think we're up to six now. This kid is already getting spoiled.

I think Karl Marx has to take that one. Communism always wins!

I *think* I gave the point to Winston Churchill, but we all agreed that the hand itself won.

It's kinda hard to beat Winston Churchill and Karl Marx at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

I'm in the top 50. Again.

A conversation I had with Alea about "hills". Where hills equated to women. It was pretty hilarious, don't really remember how we got to that point, but I was giggling the entire time.

I could probably get us back through the hills -> women part but I'll need an Ed and Alea puppet to do it. Reenacting conversations without visual aids just seems silly and pointless.

I could probably get us back through the hills -> women part but I'll need an Ed and Alea puppet to do it. Reenacting conversations without visual aids just seems silly and pointless.

Will you make it a puppet musical?!

You've heard my attempts at singing, right?

Though knowing how Ed feels about musicals is almost enough to convince me to give it a shot anyway.

We can get Jason Segel to help!

We can get Jason Segel to help!

Oh Em Gee, yes!!

Sorry, in advance.

A musical-ish reenactment of the Hill Conversation.



Jeebs has come out of his hole!
Isn't it just so exciting, Ed?
You know, Pweb needs its droll.
I'm so thrilled he isn't dead.


I refuse to do a musical, Alea.
But I wasn't aware the Irish lived in holes.
I thought they lived in regular homes,
And left the other for trolls.

Well, you see, they're sort of like Hobbits,
But perhaps taller and without the hairy feet.
The holes are of hills, which is where they stay
Most likely to escape what they consider heat.


P.S. I've heard the hills have eyes

I've heard the hills have thighs!

That offers another explanation
As if we needed more Whys,
For why Jeebsy spends so much time there.

That's true. When you're a man,
you can't get enough of the thighs
Just like you can't get enough air.

OH MY! I...don't...have...the...words...

"Don't quit your day job" is a good place to start.

I love everything that just happened up there!!! *points up*

I think you had to be there.

I think you could have been there and still not been amused. Ed and I are special little people.

Yep. That's it.

Ed and I are special little people.

Like umpa lumpas?!

Well, given her avatar (as GD) and my general furriness, I think we would be more Ewok like.

Well, given her avatar (as GD) and my general furriness, I think we would be more Ewok like.

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub.

Yub nub, eee chop yub nub.

I don't know about him but I sure as hell did, and it is awesome so rock on my furry brothers, rock on.



Also, perfect answer, Ed.

Here's the thing. Victoria's Secret models are not, contrary to popular belief, sexy. Vapidly standing around with your tits and ass hanging out and every last inch of skin exposed while pouting does not sexy make. (Oh snap, I sense a disturbance in the Force...as if millions of male voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly argumentative.)

*giggling*

I'm trying to make out what's on Alea's puppet shirt, but I can't quite get it.

leetle help?

I'm trying to make out what's on Alea's puppet shirt, but I can't quite get it.

leetle help?

Ewoks and Darth Vader.

Me: I want to speed things up! Can we gestate faster?!
Thunder: rumbleBOOOOOOM!!!
Rei and Housemate (in unison): GOD SAYS NO!

In elementary school, we learned the song Don Gato. For some reason, I got it in my head recently but I could only remember the first line and that it said "solar plexus" in it somewhere. So, I found it on youtube and made my husband watch it with me. He was not amused but I was and now I'm singing it all the time. Has anyone else ever heard this song?

Oh, steph! I had never heard it, but I watch that and couldn't stop laughing. I made Jared watch it, too.

We sang that in elementary school! Loved it! Hee!

Oh, steph! I had never heard it, but I watch that and couldn't stop laughing. I made Jared watch it, too.

It's me, not Steph, but glad to give you a laugh for the day.