Club Philote

[fawkes]

I still don't think he should get a tip.

[hive_king]

Your drink is poison free, that has gotta count for something.

[fawkes]

Ok, I guess that's better than nothing. *tosses a penny into the tip jar*

[VelvetElvis]

Poison-free? I paid you to put poison in it!

*note to self: never send a man to do a woman's job*

[hive_king]

shh! I'm not telling her that her drink is poisoned. That way she'd never drink it.

[fawkes]

I can hear you, you know.

[VelvetElvis]

Liar.

[Jebus]

Thanks for the magic pills, Abbie.

I didn't know that this was that kind of establishment.

[Petra456]

Silly Jebus, of course it is.

[eriador]

Yeah, what do you expect from pwebbers?

[Petra456]

*sits at the bar, munching on beer nuts*

[VelvetElvis]

This club needs a band.

[mr_thebrain]

dude... short term memory problems?

[VelvetElvis]

You got all matrimonial on us.

[mr_thebrain]

yeah... i'm married... the band still exists. to be honest, we're recording a demo right now.

[VelvetElvis]

dont forget about us.

[mr_thebrain]

awe, i could never forget about you HBC!

i have a memory like a freakin' elephant.

[VelvetElvis]

endangered?

[mr_thebrain]

not for long if the elephant is freakin'

[VelvetElvis]

truly dirty-minded.

[mr_thebrain]

... i'm a dude. what did you expect?

[VelvetElvis]

exactly what i got. i had to point it out nonetheless

[Bevis]

And he's a newlywed. Right now he could find sexual innuendo in a hiccup.

[VelvetElvis]

Basically, the only time he should be allowed in mixed company is when it's his wife?

[mr_thebrain]

you know...

[hive_king]

*changed jukebox to "a hedgehog can never be buggered at all"*

[eriador]

Huh. Drinking age clarification:

If you're posting from a place where drinking is legal, even if it isn't always legal for you, can you drink at Club Philote? What I mean to say is, if I could legally stand up and get a drink right now, can I get a drink at CP?

[mr_thebrain]

no. but it's only because i don't like you!

[eriador]

Uhh. I don't know if you can do that...

Oh wait. A deity can do what they want. f***.

I think I should be allowed to.

[mr_thebrain]

too bad

[VelvetElvis]

Drinking age in the Bahamas is 18.

[eriador]

Not what I was thinking of. Right now, at home, I could legally drink, due to family + location exceptions in Oregon's alcohol control laws. So at home, with my parents, I can legally drink.

[mr_thebrain]

so drink at home, kid, but unless your parents are here and the laws apply here, you're out of luck.

i call you kid, because c'mon why is alcohol so important to you that you feel the need to drink imaginary booze? how immature do you have to be to think that drinking is kool? it's not kool... personally it's something i can take or leave. i do drink... as is my legal right to do. but i've long since grown out of the drinking to get drunk stage of my life. now i drink beer. good beer. tasty microbrews... yummy. if i happen to get drunk, well. s*** happens.

your persistance in this matter causes me to lable you a child.


i'm drunk right now.

[Sibyl]

so drink at home, kid, but unless your parents are here and the laws apply here, you're out of luck.

i call you kid, because c'mon why is alcohol so important to you that you feel the need to drink imaginary booze? how immature do you have to be to think that drinking is kool? it's not kool... personally it's something i can take or leave. i do drink... as is my legal right to do. but i've long since grown out of the drinking to get drunk stage of my life. now i drink beer. good beer. tasty microbrews... yummy. if i happen to get drunk, well. s*** happens.

your persistance in this matter causes me to lable you a child.


i'm drunk right now.

I remember once when my cousin and I were about eight or ten, very small town America, early fifties, we were playing/being cowboys, and we set up a "saloon" in a corner of a shed, with all the empty and full bottles we could dig up (any kind of bottles). When one of our parents discovered it, they were horrified, that we were "pretending to drink"-- but for us, I'm not even sure that we had much idea of the effects of alcohol or why we shouldn't drink or get drunk. A saloon was simply part of the stage setting of probably every western movie we'd ever seen, and in those days, most movies (at least most that kids were interested in seeing) were westerns.

[VelvetElvis]

That really doesn't affect the validity of what mr_the brain said.