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Re: Out of Context
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:46 pm
by thoughtreader
Phoebe: and Kelly have hot sex on the beach.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:24 pm
by Young Val
There wasn't really any context for that to begin with. I entered chat, and Phoebe, uh, well, yeah.
Kinda creeped out by it, to be honest. She didn't even get me a drink first.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:09 pm
by VelvetElvis
Phoebe's been a little manic lately.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:33 pm
by Wind Swept
Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:36 pm
by Dr. Mobius
(13:35:12) *Tony: pubic transportation around here sucks
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:35 pm
by VelvetElvis
(17:33:52) *Fred: I forget about mine, then it randomly gets turned on
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:00 pm
by Dr. Mobius
(17:58:23) *Fred: I prefer the big ones
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:44 pm
by GS
(21:39:05) *Raoul: That's what little girls are made of.
First thing I saw in the chat. Not sure what the context actually was.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:03 pm
by Noodle
(20:02:24) starlooker: I am not an enthusiastic enough banger, apparently.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:05 pm
by starlooker
(21:04:02) *Jan: Paul is in love with wrinkly dongs.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:08 pm
by Jayelle
(23:34:14) Caspian:
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:05 pm
by Petra456
(18:41:53) Caspian: Don't go nucking in your poonbuddy.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:07 pm
by VelvetElvis
Oh man. Good times, good times.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:38 am
by Platypi007
Fred: which just ends with us all yelling "Whack him! Whack him!"
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:59 pm
by Mich
*Fred: I think we're going to Mt. Rainier on Friday, and none of my boobs are snow appropriate.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:53 pm
by Platypi007
Ha!
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:25 pm
by Noodle
(18:23:13) Jayelle: Don't, Jesus was meant to be eaten. It's a thing.
or
(18:20:15) Jayelle: people seem to want to carve presidents out of cheese.
(18:20:25) *HappyPreggo: Yes.
(18:20:30) Caspian: Of course.
(18:20:46) Caspian: It's called "respect" Jan.
(18:20:51) Caspian: It's a little something they have in America.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:41 pm
by starlooker
(18:34:21) Eaquae_Legit: not looking forward to that
(18:34:29) Eaquae_Legit: solids-poop
(18:34:42) Caspian: Yum
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:04 pm
by Dr. Mobius
(12:03:10) Gravity_Defier: I whored for you until I passed out last night.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:17 pm
by LilBee91
(12:03:10) Gravity_Defier: I whored for you until I passed out last night.
Best type of whoring to do, eh?
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:56 pm
by Dr. Mobius
(12:55:25) *Fred: They're wet
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:04 pm
by Gravity Defier
(12:03:10) Gravity_Defier: I whored for you until I passed out last night.
Best type of whoring to do, eh?
It's up there, alongside camera-whoring. Either way, I woke up this morning sprawled on my stomach, about 10 gallons of drool on my arm, and with no recollection of the events from last night. When I work it, I work it.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:18 pm
by Dr. Mobius
Jared: You just have to wrap it up and shove it in.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:42 pm
by Dr. Mobius
(20:40:11) powerfulcheese04: pheebs isn't flashing when you talk
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:52 am
by CezeN
"Where you been?"
"I've been killing Nazis and kicking the s*** out of Hitler"
I'm seriously going to try to incorporate this sentence into everyday conversations.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:09 pm
by jotabe
Ok, this isn't just as "out of context" as "removed context", but as i was reading elfprince's recent post on kumquats, in "things that i love"... i couldn't stop laughing and laughing. Yeah, i know, i am so very immature...:
Yes, but make sure you eat them right or you'll be very horrified that anyone recommended them. Basically,unlike most other citrus,the skin is the yummy part. So you eat them whole,and have to keep chewingto get the sweetness to come out and overpower the initial intense squirt of sourness. If you just bite them and spit out the skinsit'll be essentially like sucking a lemon. Also, make sure you get nice firm ones because squishy ones just aren't as satisfying, and if you're nervous, start with a small one, because they have a higher surface-area to volume ratioand therefore a higher sweet-part to sour-part ratio.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:58 pm
by Eaquae Legit
Things I Did Not Anticipate Saying as a Parent:
Shut up and eat your bathtub peas.
Was that a delicious act of contrition? Was it scrumptious?
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:20 am
by elfprince13
Things I Did Not Anticipate Saying as a Parent:
Shut up and eat your bathtub peas.
Was that a delicious act of contrition? Was it scrumptious?
Scrumptious like hobbitses?
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:12 pm
by Eaquae Legit
Further Things I Did Not Expect to Say:
That's not a dog, that's Nutella.
Did you just rage-eat a blueberry?
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:47 pm
by TerresaWiggin
my english teacher: WTF it stands for Way Too Fun. right?
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:07 pm
by LilBee91
Text from one of my best guy friends: "Ah poor girl just went out my door frustrated beyond belief."
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:11 pm
by TerresaWiggin
Tiny: For decency's sake, Phoebs... get something on.
Re: Out of Context
Posted: Mon May 27, 2013 12:31 am
by TerresaWiggin
(23:25:22) dannydawg: so whens my son gonna be ready?