This sounds so amazingly awful that now I want to go to one.I feel the same about my home-land. When you get out of the city, it can just take your breath away.
And on the topic of Mexican food, if you ever go to England, DO NOT go to a "Mexican" restaurant. The one in York has, for decoration: an old football helmet, a Jamaican flag, a poster of Bob Marley, some paintings of northern Plains Indians, and an assortment of other non-Mexican junk. And "spicy" apparently means that someone waved a bottle of tabasco over your food and figured that'd do the trick.
There's something about going to ethnic restaurants when visiting another culture that teaches you more about that culture than going to a non-ethnic one.