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Postby CezeN » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:10 am

Playing a game of Apples To Apples:

Girl: Well, I'll pick underwear as the most silly.
Me: Wait...so you think underwear is silly?
Girl: Yeah.
Me: So... then you don't wear underwear?
Girl and her roomate: Yeah, sometimes.
Me:. . .
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Postby locke » Tue Aug 31, 2010 4:30 pm

welcome to college

also, welcome to the wonderful world where girl's underwear can be silly in entirely delightful ways.
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Postby CezeN » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:33 pm

Also, apparently Bra's can't be dried in the dryer?

Because some girls or a girl on my dorm floor had hanged her bras up in the kitchen, where we were playing.
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Postby Rei » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:43 pm

It depends on the design of the bra.
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Postby Luet » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:49 pm

It's not that a typical bra *can't* be dried in the dryer but they last a lot longer if they are air dried because the dryer can make the elastic weaken and wear out. I have always hung up my bras to dry.
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Postby zeroguy » Tue Aug 31, 2010 9:27 pm

But I can't help saying penises...
No internet dictionary I can find says penises isn't a word (in English, anyway), but I'm not looking very hard. Same for millenniums.
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Postby Rei » Tue Aug 31, 2010 10:28 pm

It's not that that ISN'T a word. The issue is more that the dictionary says that MILLENNIA is not a word.
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Postby neo-dragon » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:03 pm

It annoys me when spellcheck doesn't recognize perfectly cromulent words.
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Postby wizzard » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:52 pm

I'm going to come out of lurking long enough to re-rail this thread with an awkward story that doesn't involve penises (I'm a descriptivist, dammit, and I'll say it however the hell I want :P ).

I had been seeing a girl (let's call her Dana) for a couple months, but it wasn't really working out, and we both kinda knew it. Eventually she called me and said we should just be friends, in part because I did nothing but complain whenever we talked. I needed to vent a bit, so I started texting my friend Emily about it. Emily asked for an example of some of our conversations, so I started looking back at old text conversations with Dana. At this point (feeling kinda bitter), I realized that Dana complained just as much as I had and hadn't been very nice to me, and I texted this sentiment to Emily.

Which is to say, I tried to send it to Emily. Unfortunately, I was still looking at the texts from Dana, and just hit "Reply". Needless to say, Dana didn't talk to me for some time after that. ><

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Postby Rei » Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:54 pm

(I'm a descriptivist, dammit, and I'll say it however the hell I want :P ).
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Postby Froth » Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:13 pm

Normally I wouldnt be this forward, but heck, ill never meet any of you guys.

One morning I was sleeping in my boxers and my sister came in and woke me up, I rolled over and she started talking to me. At one point I noticed her eyes dart down to my boxers. Immediately I knew what was happening. But I didnt do anything about it cause it was too awkward. After she left I looked down. And there it was. Just kind of hanging out outside my boxers. I stuffed it back in and went back to sleep.
*Insert hilariously accurate quote about the way the world works and a tad sexist about woman, that 99.9% of the forum wont laugh at, but Ill rofl for hours at*

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Postby Gravity Defier » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:16 pm

*goes back to lurking*
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Also, Viva la Penises! ? I have to laugh at them coming back...err, popping up in here. I mean, it's hard to keep them out of discussions about awkwardness. That is, we didn't go that long without bringing them up.
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Postby neo-dragon » Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:59 pm

Alea, I know it's a long, hard process, but it's about time you grow up. :roll:


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