Jayelle has stepped up to the microphone. She does a quick dance routine and sings about the joy that is philoticweb.net.
Jayelle: "Welcome, one and all to the Pweb Awards! The Pweb awards have a long and proud tradition starting back in..."
From the crowd: "GET ON WITH IT!"
Jayelle: "Alright folks, let's move on to our first category. Please welcome to the stage, Stoned Kermit to present our first award!"
Stoned Kermit: "The winner of the Best Games Thread is... *drumroll* Calvinball! *pause* Calvinball could not be here this evening, so I will accept this award on his behalf."
Jayelle: Our next presenter is none other than the screaming logo from pweb!
Screaming Logo: "Thank you, Jayelle. I feel honored to be here, I usually feel so unwanted. "
From the Audience: "Who ARE you anyway?"
Screaming Logo: "Who are any of us? I am here to present the award for Funniest Thread. And the winner is....Evolution vs. Creation! Congratulations, good sir. "
Jayelle: Our next two awards will be presented by the devil twins.
![Evil or Very Mad :evil:](./images/smilies/icon_evil.gif)
![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif)
![Evil or Very Mad :evil:](./images/smilies/icon_evil.gif)
![Twisted Evil :twisted:](./images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif)
Calling all Camera Whores: "Thank you so much! I couldn't have done it without all my spin-off threads."
Jayelle: "Let's move on to the individual awards, shall we? But first this commercial message."