Things You Want To Tell Your Body
Things You Want To Tell Your Body
Dear Body,
Thanks for the annoyingly unmanageable hair. *facepalm*
Also, thanks for the horrible eyes. Though, sorry for not fixing you, but I hate how I look in my glasses.
Wish you were taller.
Love,
Cez
Thanks for the annoyingly unmanageable hair. *facepalm*
Also, thanks for the horrible eyes. Though, sorry for not fixing you, but I hate how I look in my glasses.
Wish you were taller.
Love,
Cez
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Dear Body,
Thank you so much, really, for the annoyingly oily skin. I would also like to voice my thanks for the hard-to-manage long hair. And if you could perchance make me taller by a couple inches, that would be lovely.
Love,
Aes.
Thank you so much, really, for the annoyingly oily skin. I would also like to voice my thanks for the hard-to-manage long hair. And if you could perchance make me taller by a couple inches, that would be lovely.
Love,
Aes.
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Hi,
You know, I want to be grateful. I really do. You've been so good about exercising with me pretty damn consistently over the past several months. You generally do what I tell you to. I'm definitely a size and maybe a half smaller than I was two years ago. So, you know, I try to be grateful. And, like I've already told you, you don't have to lose weight for the wedding. Just try not to gain any. And thanks for, you know, walking and talking and reaching and tasting and seeing and feeling and smelling. And a lot of thanks to my immune system for keeping me flu-free for the past several years. Oh, and hearing. I'm grateful for that. And my voice. Good job, there, larynx.
There are two things, though, that are getting in the way of my gratitude:
1. My skin. I'm almost 30. I'm going to have serious wrinkles soon enough. You've already started with the lines around my eyes. So what the heck is up with the adult acne? And why is it getting WORSE as I grow older? Why? It was not nearly this bad in high school. Please, please, please can't I have a tiny grace period before serious aging sets in? I do my best. I try to do everything right. Yes, I know, I will probably go to a doctor next month when my new insurance kicks in.
2. The whole PMS thing. Which, honestly, probably would be considered PMDD by people who believes that exists (of whom I am one). My concentration and will power is shot, my breasts HURT like mad, and I generally despise myself for approximately 1/4 of my life. And it aggravates problem #1.
So, yeah. If you could take care of those two things, I'd be very, very grateful.
Me
You know, I want to be grateful. I really do. You've been so good about exercising with me pretty damn consistently over the past several months. You generally do what I tell you to. I'm definitely a size and maybe a half smaller than I was two years ago. So, you know, I try to be grateful. And, like I've already told you, you don't have to lose weight for the wedding. Just try not to gain any. And thanks for, you know, walking and talking and reaching and tasting and seeing and feeling and smelling. And a lot of thanks to my immune system for keeping me flu-free for the past several years. Oh, and hearing. I'm grateful for that. And my voice. Good job, there, larynx.
There are two things, though, that are getting in the way of my gratitude:
1. My skin. I'm almost 30. I'm going to have serious wrinkles soon enough. You've already started with the lines around my eyes. So what the heck is up with the adult acne? And why is it getting WORSE as I grow older? Why? It was not nearly this bad in high school. Please, please, please can't I have a tiny grace period before serious aging sets in? I do my best. I try to do everything right. Yes, I know, I will probably go to a doctor next month when my new insurance kicks in.
2. The whole PMS thing. Which, honestly, probably would be considered PMDD by people who believes that exists (of whom I am one). My concentration and will power is shot, my breasts HURT like mad, and I generally despise myself for approximately 1/4 of my life. And it aggravates problem #1.
So, yeah. If you could take care of those two things, I'd be very, very grateful.
Me
There's another home somewhere,
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
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Dear Body,
Enough with the acid reflux already. It's slowing killing me : ( I would also like it if you slowed down on the hang nails lately, they suck.
-Me
Enough with the acid reflux already. It's slowing killing me : ( I would also like it if you slowed down on the hang nails lately, they suck.
-Me
Member since March 16th, 2004.
And there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.
And there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.
Dear my body,
Thanks for still going on. I know I'm not making it any easier on you with all the mental stress, but I'm honestly trying to take at least some basic care of you. If you could speak though, you're free to call it fail of command of a week.
Also, an interesting thread. Seems like I will be visiting often, as I have a *lot* to say to my body.
Thanks for still going on. I know I'm not making it any easier on you with all the mental stress, but I'm honestly trying to take at least some basic care of you. If you could speak though, you're free to call it fail of command of a week.
Also, an interesting thread. Seems like I will be visiting often, as I have a *lot* to say to my body.
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Dear body,
If you'd just stop aging right now but keep living for at least another 80 years or so that'd be just swell. Keep up the good work.
-Me
If you'd just stop aging right now but keep living for at least another 80 years or so that'd be just swell. Keep up the good work.
-Me
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Hey...
Yeah... Um, I'm sorry I sort of cut one of the hairs on your head, and now it's sticking up right in the front... And I will try to be better, and not bruise you from now on by tripping, not jumping away from the hula hoop fast enough (you know what I mean), and containing my anger and stuff by not kicking poles or walls! I will also try to study harder for you, brain!
-Me, Your Unworthy Owner.
Yeah... Um, I'm sorry I sort of cut one of the hairs on your head, and now it's sticking up right in the front... And I will try to be better, and not bruise you from now on by tripping, not jumping away from the hula hoop fast enough (you know what I mean), and containing my anger and stuff by not kicking poles or walls! I will also try to study harder for you, brain!
-Me, Your Unworthy Owner.
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Dear Body,
I understand it's not your fault that you got genes for a crowded, small mouth and weak, holey teeth, but I don't understand why you couldn't have waited till my dental insurance kicked in to f*** up the last root canal. Couldn't you have waited at least until I wouldn't have to cover the full cost by myself? That would've been nice.
Thanks,
Me
I understand it's not your fault that you got genes for a crowded, small mouth and weak, holey teeth, but I don't understand why you couldn't have waited till my dental insurance kicked in to f*** up the last root canal. Couldn't you have waited at least until I wouldn't have to cover the full cost by myself? That would've been nice.
Thanks,
Me
There's another home somewhere,
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
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First time my trademark failthread pic has been used against me.
Dear body,
...Wtf's up with that random strand of gray hair? Not that I have a problem with it, or anything. It's just really random, though I've supposedly had it since forever, I was never able to see it for some reason till now.
Also, stomach, do your fuucking job in the morning, before I fire you.
Seriously. You can't hold down food in the morning? The fact that it's morning doesn't mean you can slack off. Kthxnbai.
Love,
Czez
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Dear Tooth Number 2,
Thank you for splitting in an L shape rather than just down the middle. It meant that the dentist was able to save you (by the skin of my... you.) No wonder you were hurting, what with spreading every time you were under pressure. Ouch. Anyhow, please don't be to quick to be rid of the novacaine and please react swiftly and gleefully to the Darvocet when it shows up.
Thanks,
Me
Thank you for splitting in an L shape rather than just down the middle. It meant that the dentist was able to save you (by the skin of my... you.) No wonder you were hurting, what with spreading every time you were under pressure. Ouch. Anyhow, please don't be to quick to be rid of the novacaine and please react swiftly and gleefully to the Darvocet when it shows up.
Thanks,
Me
There's another home somewhere,
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
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Dear body,
The glucose test is in the morning. If you don't pass and I have to do the 3 hour, I'm SO not going to be happy with you. Please produce sufficient insulin so I don't have to worry about, ok? You haven't failed this test in the past, so please don't start tomorrow. Thanks!
The glucose test is in the morning. If you don't pass and I have to do the 3 hour, I'm SO not going to be happy with you. Please produce sufficient insulin so I don't have to worry about, ok? You haven't failed this test in the past, so please don't start tomorrow. Thanks!
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Dear body,
wth was that. You were fine, you were being asked out by the cab driver, complimenting the boy in line on his XKCD button, and THEN you sit down, cough, and then feel like you are going to lose your last night's dinner. WHAT. Rushing through the airport like that was not how I wanted to spend my morning.
wth was that. You were fine, you were being asked out by the cab driver, complimenting the boy in line on his XKCD button, and THEN you sit down, cough, and then feel like you are going to lose your last night's dinner. WHAT. Rushing through the airport like that was not how I wanted to spend my morning.
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dear body,
I can deal with a cold, even a sinus infection...par for the course. But this aching, sore rib cage/solar plexus to the point that I can't get comfortable in any sort of position whatsoever? Not cool. I don't have a cough, so it's not due to that. If this pans out to be like 9-10 years ago, this is thanks to swollen lymph nodes in my abdomen. Thanks sucky immune system. I'm just hoping it's not an enlarged spleen. I cannot WAIT until the doctor opens in the morning.
ps. What is up with the sudden intolerance/allergy to codeine?! Insomnia, itching, trouble breathing = grrr!
I can deal with a cold, even a sinus infection...par for the course. But this aching, sore rib cage/solar plexus to the point that I can't get comfortable in any sort of position whatsoever? Not cool. I don't have a cough, so it's not due to that. If this pans out to be like 9-10 years ago, this is thanks to swollen lymph nodes in my abdomen. Thanks sucky immune system. I'm just hoping it's not an enlarged spleen. I cannot WAIT until the doctor opens in the morning.
ps. What is up with the sudden intolerance/allergy to codeine?! Insomnia, itching, trouble breathing = grrr!
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