Star Wars... pants!
Star Wars... pants!
Someone had the brilliant idea of replacing one word in some classic Star Wars lines with Pants:
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906
1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. Your pants, you will not need them.
6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
and my favorite:
43. There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
and
51. It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants.
http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906
1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. Your pants, you will not need them.
6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
and my favorite:
43. There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
and
51. It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants.
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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Alright guys, everyone go vote for my submissions:
This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants. (Score: 0)
Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor. (Score: 0)
The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor. (Score: 0)
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants. (Score: 0)
I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete. (Score: 0)
Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants! (Score: 0)
***Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again. (Score: 0)
Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants. (Score: 0)
You don't believe in pants, do you? (Score: 0)
The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through... (Score: 0)
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants. (Score: 0)
***My favorite.
This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants. (Score: 0)
Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor. (Score: 0)
The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor. (Score: 0)
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants. (Score: 0)
I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete. (Score: 0)
Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants! (Score: 0)
***Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again. (Score: 0)
Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants. (Score: 0)
You don't believe in pants, do you? (Score: 0)
The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through... (Score: 0)
This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants. (Score: 0)
***My favorite.
Knowledge is bliss. Ignorance just doesn't know what bliss means.
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You can never have too many Star Wars threads!
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Only if George Lucas of the modern day is making them.
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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