WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS PERSON IF THEY MAKE A MOVIE

[spanish_rockette]

Many of you guys might get annoyed when I tell you about this. My cousin suggested that Justin Bieber should be in the movie, if they ever make a movie. Just to let you know, that she is obsessed with him and clearly thinks that HIM out of all people would "make an improvment" to the story. I think that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard in my life, so far. I don't get why people are so in love with him. My friend, loves him and when we hang out she's all like, "Put Justin on, please!" And strange enough, one of my teachers gives us extra creidt if we sing one of him songs to the class.
LONG STORY, SHORT, WHAT DO YOU THINK IF JUSTIN BIEBER WAS IN ENDER'S GAME?
(I am so against him being in the movie, if they make one. )

[mr_thebrain]

uhhhhh

[mr_thebrain]

oh

[mr_thebrain]

hell

[mr_thebrain]

no

[Eaquae Legit]

Porting this over to "random speculation".

Also, please lord, no.

[Janus%TheDoorman]

HI. BILLY MAYS HERE FOR TERRIBLE IDEAS.

This is a worse idea than re-releasing all six Star Wars movies in 3D

EG fans have been agonizing more about the difficulty of finding an actor capable of portraying any of the Battle School kids, let alone Ender. Casting Justin Beiber as Ender would get the movie decried by all the people they're hoping would endorse it by word-of-mouth. If they put him in there just to sell tickets based on his name, the movie would either be completely not to the taste of his fans, or not be Ender's Game. Either way it's a dark day in Sci-Fi when that happens.

[Jayelle]

That doesn't make any sense. Justin Beiber is not an actor, and even if he was, who would he play? Ender? Cause that makes sense. [/sarcasm]

Also, this movie is not getting made for several more years (if at all) and I guarantee by then you will be saying "Justin Who?" He's a teen pop star, they don't last long.

[spanish_rockette]

But odd enough, she has only read half of the book, so clearly she doesn't know crap about it.

[ptr.arkanian]

what are they guna do? turn ender into some teenage heartthrob disney character? please god no.

[spanish_rockette]

But he isn't part of Disney. And when my cousin suggested about him being in the movie, I didn't assume that over-produced, funny looking, sings like a girl, hard to understand why he's a heartthrob-boy would be cast as Ender. That would be hell.

[Gravity Defier]

that over-produced, funny looking, sings like a girl, hard to understand why he's a heartthrob-boy would be cast as Ender. That would be hell.

Methink thou doth protest too much.

[spanish_rockette]

I don't protest too much, if you meet my friends partically, the ones who talk about him 24/7, and since I'm the ONLY one who doesn't like him. Of course I would say.
*They get on my nerves when they talk about him during class and lunch*

[Jebus]

This is better than when someone suggested Hannah Montana as Petra.

I fully support this idea, Bieber would give Ender's Game the modern relevance that a tired old story about war and xenophobia severely lacks.

[waffleman]

You support it?

I can not see logic in that. With such an arguement you can use anyone whos is famous.

If they try to make the movies appeal to a larger audience ( which they probably will) They will ruin it for us. The way to make this a good movie is to keep the story pure but have it replicate the story so much that people can connect to the movie just as we did to the book. That would be a good way to appeal to a bigger audience and yet keep us interested. (they probably would milk the whole series for money including war of gifts as a short one?)

[Jebus]

Yes, but if we capitalise on Bieber's success, or the Bieberfever, if you will, then we ensure commercial success for the movie and launch Bieber to an all new level of fame that could be called Biebermania or Bieberinsania or something like that.

All I'm saying is that if we really want to make an honest shot at making "Harry Potter in Space", then we need the BiebMac and Fries.

[Syphon the Sun]

I agree with Jebus. We definitely need Bieberfever for the movie. Plus, we're already going to have Hannah Monatana in it, per OSC's latest update, so why not mix it up a little?

In fact, why don't we just get the whole Harry Potter cast, anyway? Everybody already loves them! Ooooh, and we can get the Twilight cast, too, to appeal to an even bigger audience.

I definitely like where this is going, folks.

[mr_thebrain]

ooooh and guest appearances by elmo, that horsefaced Lady GaGa bitch, the JG Wentworth commercial opera group, and the that's a low price douchebag, and jebus.

[waffleman]

Now im glad this is all sarcasm. A suggestion: Make it more obvious!

[mr_thebrain]

oh come on, sarcasm is always easy to spot on the internet.

[waffleman]

I didnt know it was sarcasm until Jebus's last post...

[mr_thebrain]

[Jebus]

Now im glad this is all sarcasm. A suggestion: Make it more obvious!

::grin:: You caught on too fast, clearly I need to make it less obvious.

[Syphon the Sun]

Can we also get the freecreditreport.com guys?

[mr_thebrain]

which ones?

[Syphon the Sun]

These guys!

[mr_thebrain]

they annoy me less than their new ones. but sure, let's put them all in. they can do the soundtrack.

[spanish_rockette]

freecreditreport.com guys would make the soundtrack catchy, and for some annoying.