Things that I hate

[zeroguy]

Bump. I like this thread.

[Edit:
- Being on the first page AGAIN. Dangit.
]

- Pages that require javascript/flash/s*** technology, and the only function of the page is to display a bunch of freaking images. Especially the ones that are horribly inefficient with unnecessasry "features" that peg my CPU. I don't need your damn smooth scrolling slideshow thing with a translucent fading background! I just want to see the damn images! Just gimme a link to click on, optionally with thumbnail. Latest violator: deviantart. I don't remember how recent the change was... but I certainly didn't used to need javascript to just view even just the thumbnails! I still don't see why it's needed; there's nothing really dynamic about the page, anyway.

- People who like to think aloud what pets are thinking, often in stupid voices. Like "he's thinking: oh, what's over here?" as the pet cat walks across the room. Oh man, excitement!

- Crap software. Seriously, some software (even commercial software? especially commercial software) just doesn't freaking work, for some things that really are supposed to. I think technology actually gets more frustrating as you know more about it, because it's less "oh, I don't know how this works, it's just so mysterious/confusing", and you can actually see where the designers/implementers were just too damn lazy, incompetent, or mismanaged to implement/design something properly. Like, you ask yourself "what am I doing wrong?", and you can see the answer is "nothing; the software is broken". I have answered myself with that far too many times, and the most frustrating part is when the source is closed so there's not a damn thing I can do about it except bitch. And as you can see, I do that quite a bit sometimes.

- Things that cause me to stay up too late. *glares at webcomics, bofh, pweb, usenet, *chans, possibly other things*

- Getting myself all riled up by ranting before I need to sleep. Dammit.

Another edit: wtf? If you start a word with a curse word, but add on additional letters (e.g. for a different form of the curse), it still gets censored to only e.g. four letters.

[Dr. Mobius]

Your theory is f****** flawed.

[Darth Petra]

I hate:
-stupid people*
-dogs who poop in the house
-Math
-Onions, garlic, and stewed tomatoes
-Survivor, American Idol, Kid Nation, and almost any other reality show
-slow computers
-my little brother
-swear words
-the word "Exclaimed"
-hot weather
-Disney Channel
-musicals
-High School Musical
-being homeschooled
-mornings
-mondays
-colds
-That stupid thing that comes once a month
-that milk aftertaste
-bad breath
-sore throats
-fencing a lefty
-fencing a whiner
-breakfast
-beer/wine
-Mary Poppins
-Romance
-Dick Van Dyke
-unessesary violence
-chatspeak
-neopets
-anyone who hates Ender's Game
-people who like Bean better than Ender*
-Zac Effron
-People who say they hate poetry, even though they've never read any
-Dakota Fanning
-American Girl
-Swordbird
-The way everyone says Swordbird is great, when really the girl who wrote it can't write for beans.

[Eaquae Legit]

How can you hate garlic?

And math, like wine, is something that appreciates with age. Beer too, in my experience. What's the stance on hard liquor?

[Luet]

I'm guessing she is not old enough to legally consume any alcohol, what with the homeschooling and all.

[jotabe]

Math was for me quite the opposite, a youth crush.

You know, when you are hyperhormonated and begin to like that really hot girl? Then you start dating her and realize she has a nasty personality, but she's so classy it's hard for you to discard your infatuation?
Well, that was maths for me.

Sometimes i wonder what would have happened if i had stayed for the less hot, but cuter, and milder mannered Biology.

Instead, i went the middle way, Physics.
lol

Btw, i really hate alcoholic drinks.
Sometimes i have pyromaniac fantasies that involve me, a huge stock of spirits, and a flamethrower.

I think there is something reeeeeeeeeeeeeally wrong in my head

[Eddie Pinz]

Math was for me quite the opposite, a youth crush.

Btw, i really hate alcoholic drinks.
Sometimes i have pyromaniac fantasies that involve me, a huge stock of spirits, and a flamethrower.

That's not a fantasy, that is a nightmare.

[Eaquae Legit]

I'm guessing she is not old enough to legally consume any alcohol, what with the homeschooling and all.

But then whence the hate? If you don't have any experience, wouldn't it be more of a "Things I am Ambivalent About"?

[Luet]

Again, just guessing, but I would say she has TRIED wine and beer enough to say she hates it but not enough to develop a taste for it.

I, on the other hand, have tried both many times in my 10 legal years and still have not developed a taste for either. I can enjoy a mixed drink on a rare occasion but usually I'd rather save my money and get water with lemon.

[Eaquae Legit]

Works for me. I was a non-fan for years based on the wretched taste of ethanol, so I understand that. Then for whatever reason, my taste buds decided to change, so now I enjoy a nice wine.

[jotabe]

Math was for me quite the opposite, a youth crush.

Btw, i really hate alcoholic drinks.
Sometimes i have pyromaniac fantasies that involve me, a huge stock of spirits, and a flamethrower.

That's not a fantasy, that is a nightmare.

For who?

[starlooker]

Waking up screaming after dreaming about a good friend (in the dream, no one I know in real life) who tries to put a giant snail on me.

[zeroguy]

Jota: Everything in that post made me smile. Edit: both posts, that is.

Your theory is f****** flawed.

You cannot know the extent of breakage that I have seen. There is certain technology I highly doubt you will ever encounter first hand.

I would argue with you about levels of rage, but I'll settle for just saying that it comes from a different origin. It's a very different feeling. It's also depressing and sometimes scary, when you consider what else runs the same things.

Unless you're talking about the other thing; how f****** has six stars. Interesting that s***** has only three.

-fencing a lefty

Haha, that's right! Take that, righties! We actually have an advantage for once!

-Dakota Fanning

You've made your feelings pretty clear about this girl, numerous times. I never recognized the name, but now I see that she was a voice in the Disney re-release for My Neighbor Totoro. Even though I've never seen that version, and I do agree with most other things you have listed there, I just... I can't hate her.

I'm guessing she is not old enough to legally consume any alcohol, what with the homeschooling and all.

Technically, she never said she was currently in homeschool, nor does she supposedly abhor the actual drinking of the said beverages.

That said... "legally"? Hah. Also technically, it's not illegal in America if your parents are present and give permission, to my knowledge. There's a wikipedia page listing all of the various technicailities with it, but I forget where exactly.

[Darth Petra]

I hate the taste. Yes, I have tried a sip of a can that we had for no appearntly random reason. It's nasty/vile and I don't know how anyone can drink that much. And I am being homechooled at this time. But I also hate:
- the phrase "A good time was had by all"
-the way my little sister, Poke, always gets her own way.
-arrogant people
-sponge-bob
-Sappy, sentimental stories/books/movies
-Titanic
-Leonardo dicaprio
-The Pyscho Remake (I've seen random clips of it, which is enough to hate it by. I mean, Vince Vaughn as Norman????? What the heck where they THINKING?
-whoever invented procrastination
-Care Bares
-Webkinz

[powerfulcheese04]

- Waiting. I did an interview for vet school on December 17 (!!) but I probably won't hear anything from them until March.

- Waco being ~200 miles from Houston.

- Todd Graham.

[Young Val]

I hate the taste. Yes, I have tried a sip of a can that we had for no appearntly random reason. It's nasty/vile and I don't know how anyone can drink that much. And I am being homechooled at this time. But I also hate:
- the phrase "A good time was had by all"
-the way my little sister, Poke, always gets her own way.
-arrogant people
-sponge-bob
-Sappy, sentimental stories/books/movies
-Titanic
-Leonardo dicaprio
-The Pyscho Remake (I've seen random clips of it, which is enough to hate it by. I mean, Vince Vaughn as Norman????? What the heck where they THINKING?
-whoever invented procrastination
-Care Bares
-Webkinz

Is "Care Bares" a mocking pornographic movie? Because there's no way you could hate the Care Bears... That show was an integral part of my childhood. No one hates the Care Bears! That's just madness...

[Eaquae Legit]

Care Bear Stare!

[Darth Petra]

Is "Care Bares" a mocking pornographic movie? Because there's no way you could hate the Care Bears... That show was an integral part of my childhood. No one hates the Care Bears! That's just madness...

I meant "bear". I hate care bears!!

[Jayelle]

Unless you're talking about the other thing; how f****** has six stars. Interesting that s*** has only three.

Fixed. s*****.

[Eaquae Legit]

The student loans people.

[Darth Petra]

And the DSS.

[Mich]

People that state you can't be both good at Guitar Hero and have musical talent.

[neo-dragon]

Getting up early five days a week. Especially when 6 hours of sleep is about the most I can ever muster. Really, I enjoy having a great job and all, but I think I hate getting up in the morning more than child molesters and stubbed toes combined.

[Gravity Defier]

Thing I currently hate most:
*That 7 hours of sleep feels like 7 minutes.

[Luet]

And the DSS.

By this, do you mean the Department of Social Services? And, if so, may I ask why?

[zeroguy]

I was thinking "Department of Student Services".

People that state you can't be both good at Guitar Hero and have musical talent.

Yeah, I hate stupid people somtimes, too.

[Darth Petra]

And the DSS.

By this, do you mean the Department of Social Services? And, if so, may I ask why?

We have foster kids. The DSS doesn't know a thing about kids. They don't know ANYTHING. I hate them.

[Rei]

Expensive text books.

Forms.

Unclosed brackets.

[powerfulcheese04]

Trying to register for a class online but not being able to due to prerequisites not being fulfilled. Especially because I do have the prereqs, just not at this univeristy.

[Claire]

Expensive text books.

Hmm I'll second that one!

[Darth Petra]

Reports,
Science
Geometry
And clean rooms.

[Mich]

Adobe Premiere's inability to export with a decent filesize.

[starlooker]

That stupid commercial for "Strange Wilderness" with the f****** laughing shark.

[powerfulcheese04]

That stupid commercial for "Strange Wilderness" with the f****** laughing shark.

OH MY GOD YES.

[Darth Petra]

Mornings
hugging people I don't like (ie friend's moms, and Mom's friends)