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worldwide, only about 30% of guys are circumcised (according to wikipedia anyway)

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Adam--WHERE did you come up with these two crack pot theories?! Has elfprince (I don't know your name yet. That's terrible on my part. Sorry!) been talking about this friend in other places and I've just totally missed it? Maybe he's told multiple stories about her that would lead you to these conc...

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don't get them once you're an adult unless you have a burning desire to be an orthodox jew.

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take out your hard drive at the first sign of #5 so that its control board doesn't get fried and you can at least plug it in to a new computer.

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:) It's not you guys! I've got a couple friends who do it every so often. For instance, they won't answer or return my calls for a week, even though I know they're talking to our other friends. Then randomly they'll start talking to me again. I've just had 2 separate instances of this lately and it...

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But it's only cosmetic damage and his insurance is paying for everything so I guess I can't be too upset. However, he's never going to live this down.

our snowplow took off about a quarter off a square foot of paint from our 36-hour-old car. Again, thank god for insurance.

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coconuts are harder to get into.

I was just now rapidly scrolling down the page to get to the newest posts and misread that as "coconuts are hater food" and had to scroll back up to reread it.

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You are all insane. Bacon and Pineapple pizza is the best pizza on earth.
With Tomato sauce.

Or maybe BBQ sauce.

actually, can't argue with the bbq + bacon, but pineapples on pizza just call out for sausage, and I don't really do tomato sauce, so there ya have it.

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yay, (12^2)th post

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I've been told I should watch it, but I have 13 more seasons of Stargate to work through first

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Nah uh, noooo. Pizza isn't pizza without sauce. Although, i'm not a fan of pineapple on pizza, it's alright, but never ever something I crave. As a certified pizza chef, I feel I must inform you that there are many possible toppings of pizza that are overshadowed by a tomato sauce. In these cases I...

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I'll eat pineapple, but I voted nay because: a) I hate it on pizza, passionately from this point forward, I will no longer acknowledge your existence. Tomato Sauce-less pizza with a nice puffy crust and pineapple and sausage is quite possibly the single greatest form of cooked carbohydrate ever inv...

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Is that the hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne?!

the man they call MMEEEEEEE!!!

A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything.

I've heard that about 10 times so far this evening.

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I thought you guys might appreciate this one. my mother made it for me for added authenticity.

kinda cunning, don'cha think?

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Pineapples are the best fruit ever, except for maybe kiwis. And they are not hard at all to get to. I agree with elfprince, about 30 seconds. And my skills with a knife are almost non-existent. oddly enough, my dad is allergic to kiwis! also, star fruit are excellent. The skin kind of tastes like g...

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non-moderator types can only delete their post if its the most recent post in the topic.

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Coconuts can't be that hard to get into, the people on Survivor do it all the time =) opening a coconut is absurdly difficult, even with a saw About pineapples- if already cut and from a can, they are a most delicious desert. Otherwise, too much of an effort. But I still voted yay. Pansies, all of ...

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Dear you,
Please move to VT. I miss you.
love,
~me

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I finally got my first non-trivial (by non trivial I mean that it does actual work, not that the task is anything but embarassngly parallel) multithreaded application and increased performance by very nearly a factor of 2 on my dual core machine by enabling multithreading, and it's now crunching thr...

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I think it's pretty disgusting to pretend racism drives anything and everything, from political, religious, and economic beliefs to nature . Believe it or not, racism isn't at the heart of every event. On that note, I just saw the new Pink Panther movie, and Ms. Berenger definitely reminded me how ...

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Things that I hate: God.

(23:30 PM over here so I tend to lean to extremisms)

that's unfortunate.

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I hate it when I write a long post and hit submit only to be told "Common word list not found" and shown "Debug Mode" and then it doesn't look like I've posted for a long time.

That happen to other people?

YES.

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nights, in the high 40s (Fahrenheit), with no wind, and enough moonlight to see the trees

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It's quite sad that a gifted program isn't always available for those who could benefit from it. Not that it's a perfect solution, but around here at least it's an option, even if you have to be bussed to a school that offers it. I was biking 18 miles a day, 3 days a week, in December, in VT, to be...

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Two words: "Gifted Program"? you're damn lucky if the school you went to/teach at still has one of those. There's a huge push to eliminate them because they're expense and evidently bad for the self esteem of kids who aren't in them. Not that I didn't have the chance to learn, it just was...

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The first bugger war saved America and the world from the dreaded democrats and their horrorshow awful philosophy of feeding the hungry and compassion for the poor. it showed once and for all that the democrat-only appeasement strategies that presume 'THE OTHER' can potentially be ramen are fundame...

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Yeah. I mean, god forbid you actually know a girl's name before having sex with her.

Talk about a lack of foreplay...

The girl speaks the truth. It's kind of sad that's even an issue.

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Our educational system is broken. The first semester of high school I had approximately a 4.1 GPA (out of 4.3), at which point I realized that given the lack of effort the teachers put into actually teaching me, it wasn't worth my effort to do their assignments, and usually ended up turning everythi...

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Jefe, on the other hand, doesn't look different than I imagined...he just looks different in all the pictures I have seen of him.
What can I say, I'm a chameleon.

oh

I thought you were just a turtle with magic powers.

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After seeing you, Thomas, I was completely taken off guard. You look nothing like what I imagined. Neither did Hive_King (Nick) or Jebus (Paul) for that matter. I feel like your pictures really tell me a lot about your personality. heh, I find that happens regularly (imagining people on the interne...

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also, locke, those are very cute nieces. you're a lucky man.

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listening to welsh.

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Bob, I put arch supports in my boots, and my feet... they've stopped hurting! They've been in pain for weeks no matter what I wear and suddenly they're not! This is very exciting! ~Rei It also helps to train yourself to step correctly so you don't destroy your arches and your lower back with every ...

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Thanks for the help, but now the problem is with the game- it says "Cannot join game, mismatch between versions" or something like that when I try to log into my friend's game (and vice versa). Any help? Thanks =) you both need to install all the updates for the game so you're patch to th...

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weirdo, snow is what makes the cold worth it.

Bonito: hamachi is meant to take care of that issue. you could also just set up portforwarding (you may need to forward your modem + your router)

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threads and synchronous access!

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