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VelvetElvis

Bourbon DOES cure the common cold!! It's a fact!

VelvetElvis

Brains.

VelvetElvis

I've had a bad hair day for the past 3 days

VelvetElvis

How my dog can sleep all day?

VelvetElvis

I need to take the gargage out, but it's cold out. On the other hand, my city has a sanitation program!

VelvetElvis

Josh, why do you sniff all the time? Are you a cocaine addict?

VelvetElvis

I'm thankful we got enough break in the rain yesterday to go to the falls anyway.

VelvetElvis

Full of bookcases and wedding s***.

VelvetElvis

Bring cleo, virgil has two beds!

VelvetElvis

Yes. Josh is on the couch, but you can have the love seat.

VelvetElvis

Lasagna.

And wine.

VelvetElvis

Do you read her this?

VelvetElvis

I need to learn how to Skype...
Oh, man. Skype interviews are the best. You don't even have to wear pants!

But you should, in case there's an earthquake and you fall over and they see your pink frilly underwear.

VelvetElvis

I have to cross firefly, titan ae, and dr. horrible off of my list thaks to josh's peer pressure. He has to cross off What Dreams May Come.

VelvetElvis

*beatings*

VelvetElvis

Tacos and wine. I'm a classy broad.

VelvetElvis

SHAN'T

VelvetElvis

You'll never get him back alive!

VelvetElvis

YES. What she said.

VelvetElvis

long time no see.

VelvetElvis

haha. guess what wasn't caught by the censor?

VelvetElvis

I'm happy as s*** to be in this motherfucker.

VelvetElvis

Oh man, Alea, it's true, though! I really need to stop.

VelvetElvis

Buddy, y u no spoon?!

VelvetElvis

Dear you,

If you don't stop talkng to my husband about video games, I'm going to go take a nap.

Me

VelvetElvis

I'd like to weigh in, but we don't really have days that are cold enough to matter.

VelvetElvis

I think it might be here, too, but no one cares.

VelvetElvis

Dear You,

This is why I have tom-tom.

Me

VelvetElvis

I've heard it, but no one really says it around here unless it is ironically. I love to say when I remember to, but I like curse words too much I think.

VelvetElvis

Are you driving all the way to NC?

VelvetElvis

The package has been shipped!

Also, does anyone remember Ask Jeeves? Someone mentioned it at work today and we all had a collective "Whoa" moment. Oh man, that cute little butler.

VelvetElvis

W0ot!

Good job, Ali and Helen! Shannon, looking forward to your postwhoring!

*shows leg*

VelvetElvis

What if one of us buys one and keeps for maybe-kimmie-maybe-not? Would that be a jinx?

VelvetElvis

VelvetElvis

I'm glad it's not just me. I can't even think of words to adequately express how vile and selfish I find that.

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