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well, i don't think she holds it against me too much anyway, cuz while i didn't get to talk to her, i saw her this morning and she smiled and waved emphatically to me. i think she was happy to see me.

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Did you at least heavily imply or outright say you were interested but had to take a raincheck? I mean, an outright no would be discouraging for her, I'd think. *sigh* no. i was so severely out of it from my day that it totally didn't register what she was saying to me until after i got home. i fee...

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that's really cool. color me impressed.

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i have to say, working on a vertical surface is very difficult. flat surfaces give you a place to rest the heel of your hand which gives you so much more control. i wish i had the gumption to attempt such a large project. my dad used to have a painting he was working on in the basement. took up the ...

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well, the court thing went pretty good. sounds like only one more court date and we're done. and hey, i only had to work 5 hours today, which was great! then when i got home i spent the rest of the night trying to fix my garage door because it's completely f******. i'll take a picture tomorrow. it's...

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well bob, i'm off to my first court date for the divorce. i have very mixed feelings about the whole thing, but mostly just want it over with. and i feel a little nervous, which sucks.

and then i have to go to work.

wish me luck bob

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its what we do here.

anyway, welcome to the board!

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that'd be it

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i saw on food network, there's a pizza factory in springfield ill that has a 60" pizza that gets delivered to your table by crane... that sounds like a heck of a lot more fun than some ritzy restaurant.

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maybe the doctor had the x-ray facing the wrong way

i've never heard of that.

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this makes me wonder which hand you use on your husband.

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i don't know about that. some get into the use of non dominant hand because it feels more like someone else is doing it.

that or they don't want to get their dominant hand dirty.

or they're multitasking and they use their dominant hand to cook or something while doing the deed with the other.

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right handed. both in use and in misuse

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my sister is 4'11" i'm 6' we look nothing alike. i'm her big little brother. she's also one of my best friends, we go out drinking together sometimes. unfortunately because we look nothing alike and are seen together, people assume we're dating, not relatives. it helps that i call her sister in...

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And yet I love this thread so much.

me too. i'm sure others would have to agree, it quickly got to 2 pages.

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Excalibur was pulled from a stone. and while i've been with a variety of women, mostly crazy, the rest bitches. some of them were both. but none of them were rocks. that takes a special kind of kinkiness.

though i'm sure a joke could be made about blood from stone vs periods...

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man, if you're going to be trying to put a woman in the kitchen, you should have asked for beer too...

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you had to know it was going to happen in a thread like this

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nope, i'm pretty sure it's just made of lead

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apparently mine is much too heavy to float. hmmm turtling is quite common. mine does too from time to time such as when i run. though not every time i run. not sure what its reasons are for when it chooses to turtle and when it chooses to not. i swear it truly does have a mind of its own. and yes, s...

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pretty hard, there aren't too many pain sensing nerves in the penis itself, i wouldn't be dropping any bricks on it anytime soon, but it's just a muscle, so imagine squeezing your bicep until it hurts. that's about how hard. balls on the other hand.... eesh, any amount of force can be painful. and t...

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Yes. I mean, not just the penis thing but the experience that comes with being a card carrying member of the "I have a penis" club. Male sexuality is scary yet fascinating to me. Not that I can think of any questions I've had off the top of my head but I know there are some (not many) tha...

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i'm pretty sure all teenagers have a serious porn problem at some point. i know it's little comfort. but i don't think guys hold women to the porn star "ideals" hell, most porn stars are NOT at ALL attractive. we're more happy with real women to be honest. i think the hope is that we find ...

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you're just not doing it right :P honestly, some people just don't enjoy it. i suppose most of the time it's a psychological thing that they don't. i don't have this problem. my problem is that even though i'm going through a divorce i feel bad/guilty about having sex if it's not with my wife. we're...

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"Something important," haha. No, I think most people would welcome the interruption and are bored. I am probably in the minority on this one. i only assume someone is bored if they look bored. but i think you should wear a sign that says "not bored, just fantasizing" or "go...

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i can't say as i've had much by way of fantasies. or if you'd consider them fantasies because they don't go into any detail or anything. i get ideas, or think of things i'd like to try. but i really don't think of them as fantasies. i can't say as pweb makes me feel like a pervert. i always feel lik...

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i speed. cop friends basically say that unless the cop is in a bad mood or something, they won't do anything for 9 mph over, and 10 they'll flash you, 11 you're getting stopped. i go the 9 over as a rule. and i get annoyed when i'm going that fast and people tail gate me to try and get me to speed u...

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I was thinking, while we were there, how awesome it would be to have Pwebcon there. Camping with everyone would be so much fun! that would be supercool. i love camping. and really it's pretty cheap to do, so travel and food would be the main concern. i imagine so many s'mores with all the foodies w...

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yay someone else knows sufjan stevens

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i have never tried it, but you could probably use some for muffins.

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if it makes you feel any better: my in-laws were actually pretty cool people though there's definitely quirks. and my family is awesome. the problem was pretty much just my wife.

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indeed. i'm happy it's still moving. i'm overjoyed.

so. i wonder what happens to our beloved website once the movie starts filming and then previews, then shows....

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sure! threesomes sound like a great idea to guys. but then we don't normally consider how much work they'll end up being!

plus i'm WAY too self conscious about my body to let more than one person at a time see me naked! lol

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i have no lines coming from my name....

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i love bill nye.

he handled the guy's stupidity pretty nicely. and i lol'd when he responded to the guy's question about why the volcanoes no longer erupt on the moon like the guy was 8 years old.

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