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I don't know what you're talking about.... Doot deet doot.

"Troublemaker" by Weezer

the whole song

I don't know what you're talking about.... Doot deet doot.

Last edited by Syphon the Sun on Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:59 am; edited 3 times in total.

I hate that song that goes "shawtys like a melody in my head...."

UGH! SO STUPID. SHAWTY ISN'T A WORD!

I just found out that after nearly two years of hearing the song once a day on the Radio, Taylor Swift's lyrics are NOT "You belong TO me." but "You belong WITH me."

two years of hearing it completely wrong, lol, but I think I heard what was in her voice, rather than what the actual word was; a big possessive, "MINE!"

Only, I'm pretty sure she was trying to say "You should be mine."

Song: Bedrock
Artist: Lil' Wayne

...Call me Mr. Flintstone. I can make your bed rock.

Something about referring to beloved cartoon characters in sexual innuendos just doesn't seem right.

(And it's a lame pun )

Nancy Sinatra -- These Boots Are Made For Walking

You keep lying, when you oughta be truthin'

Song: E.T. (remix)

Artist: Katy Perry feat. Kanye West

Really, the whole song is pretty idiotic but Kanye's parts take the cake...

Pockets on Shrek, Rockets on deck
Tell me what’s next, alien sex
I’ma disrobe you, than I’mma probe you
See I abducted you, so I tell ya what to do
I tell ya what to do, what to do, what to do

I'm pretty sure "How Do I Deal" by Jennifer Love Hewitt is the worst song on earth.

How do I deal with you?
How do I deal with me?
When I don't even know myself
Or what it is you want from me?
How do I deal with love?
How do I know what's real?
When I don't even trust myself
or what it is I feel?
How do I?
How do I deal?

I don't know, Jennifer, but when you figure it out please share so I can figure out to deal with this god awful song.

This and this. I apologize in advance.

This and this. I apologize in advance.

It's always crazy hearing/seeing things before they're memes and totally writing them off. Seriously, I thought the Friday thing was funny, but wouldn't be a huge hit. But now...

I think I'm turning into my father in more ways than just my hairline. I'm starting to develop a thing against unnecessary profanity in music. A prime example of this would be Cee Lo Green's F***/Forget You. I didn't even realize "Forget You" was a radio edit until I heard the original on my brother's iPod the other day. And, well, I like "Forget You" the way it is and am going to pretend "F*** You" doesn't exist.

On the other hand, though, I love SNL's "I'm on a Boat" including the swearing. No, I don't understand my criteria for profanity in music, either.

Maybe it's just because I heard the uncensored version first, but the radio version of that song has always felt lacking compared to the more emotive original.

I gotta agree with Jebus, here. The radio edit doesn't do it for me (and it really irks me that they cut a line from the chorus which knocks the rhythm of the song out of whack).

That's probably it for me as well then, except in reverse since I heard the censored one first.

This and this. I apologize in advance.

See, I don't think the lyrics are necessarily the big problem with "friday". Since, I mean, this has the same lyrics, and it doesn't seem nearly as bad.

sorry the lyrics still are the worst part of the song. the death metal just makes me giggle.... in a manly way.

crappy death metal by the way. the synth drums are thin, vocals have no depth and the guitars aren't playing anything technical.

the original friday gets a 1/20.
metal friday gets a 2.5/20.

This and this. I apologize in advance.

See, I don't think the lyrics are necessarily the big problem with "friday". Since, I mean, this has the same lyrics, and it doesn't seem nearly as bad.

Hahaha, that is gas.

brain is right though, the lyrics are still shocking stuff, but the fact that Rebecca Black doesn't have a note in her head also makes it just such a wonderfully terrible song.

I think the lyrics to "Mean" by Taylor Swift are worse than "Friday." It's a song about a critic.

And I can see you years from now in a bar
Talkin' over a football game
With that same big loud opinion but
Nobody's listening
Washed up and ranting about the same old bitter things
Drunk and grumblin on about how I can't sing
All you are is mean

All you are is mean
And a liar
And pathetic
And alone in life
And mean, and mean, and mean, and mean

Song: Marry You
Artist: Bruno Mars

It's a beautiful night,
We're looking for something dumb to do.
Hey baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Is it the look in your eyes,
Or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby,
I think I wanna marry you.

Well I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can go,
No one will know,
Come on girl.
Who cares if we're trashed got a pocket full of cash we can blow,
Shots of patron,
And it's on girl.

Apparently Bruno was Kim Kardashian's marriage counselor. He's literally saying, "We may be drunk, but I feel like doing something crazy and fun. How about we go make a sacred vow to spend the rest of our lives together?"