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Do we know any detail about the 1st bugger war? How were they fought off? If I remember correctly, it was mostly fought on land? Did we have any space capable weapons/ships?

thanks

The first bugger war saved America and the world from the dreaded democrats and their horrorshow awful philosophy of feeding the hungry and compassion for the poor. it showed once and for all that the democrat-only appeasement strategies that presume 'THE OTHER' can potentially be ramen are fundamentally flawed and we must either exterminate or control all forms of varelse that attack us, such as Islam. happily the first bugger war led to a unification of Christianity, Islam and Jewish faiths under the aegis of the grand unifying one true religion of Mormon doctrine. the convincing part was the truthiness of the gold plate translations of bugger writing. Buggers never had writing, because they use telepathy but they ACTUALLY did have retconned writing, cause it's metaphorical and deep.

The first bugger war saved America and the world from the dreaded democrats and their horrorshow awful philosophy of feeding the hungry and compassion for the poor. it showed once and for all that the democrat-only appeasement strategies that presume 'THE OTHER' can potentially be ramen are fundamentally flawed and we must either exterminate or control all forms of varelse that attack us, such as Islam. happily the first bugger war led to a unification of Christianity, Islam and Jewish faiths under the aegis of the grand unifying one true religion of Mormon doctrine. the convincing part was the truthiness of the gold plate translations of bugger writing. Buggers never had writing, because they use telepathy but they ACTUALLY did have retconned writing, cause it's metaphorical and deep.

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bitter much?

Tell me about it! I wonder if Locke has been talking to a coworker of mine named Mike who hates Obama and Democrats and after that long conversation, Locke is venting.

Anyway, Locke, it is okay. Obama won. You don't have to be so upset anymore.

That basically sums it up.