Philotic Web

I am so brainless
I can't even write haiku
five, seven, five - duh!

White glow of laptop
dimly lights his tired face.
Man has no friends.

Muscled avatar
defeats demons and boars.
Click click goes his life.

The flesh eats and drinks,
the graphics do the work.
They make a team.

Sunrise through the sky.
Planet spins by unnoticed.
He's got a new quest.

I am on a spree
I wish to cover the whole
of the entire page


Dearest friend, Shannon
I hope you were prepared to
Duke it out, hardcore



Some people are good
At expressing things this way
I am not; I suck

My Night In Haiku

My pregnancy will be
in Advent children's sermon.
I feel so useful!

You ask my advice.
Friend, trust yourself. You will know
when it's time to love.

Dearest Pwebbers
Graco or Evenflo seat?
Thanks for the options.

No cat food. Husband!
Hurry home! Cats yowl and have
primal hungry look.

Pweb is awesome
But Nom is very stinky
A non-sequitur

I want (some) chocolate
but I already ate some
earlier today

parentheses depending on whether you pronounce the second "o" in chocolate.

I suck at haikus,
but I must post or I will
lose to Alea.

And I do not lose. =]

The war of the whores,
bumping threads and making posts,
is epic and hot.

I bow down to you,
You have surprised me with all
your posting today.

I can't figure out
what and where else to post here.
I think I have lost.

I could not have done
nearly as much if you had
not posted posts first.

A challenge well fought,
you're a mighty foe indeed.
You win in my eyes.

I don't like haikus.

Dear philotic web
why is nobody online
whenever I am

We are almost there
Can't believe it took this long
What in the hell, guys?