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Bad Movies.
The favorites thread isn't much fun if we can't bitch about movies that were badly done, were untrue to the original story, or just plain shouldn't have been made at all.
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I have a love-hate relationship with The Six String Samurai. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118736/
It's refreshingly origional, best watched late, late, late night.
not enough dialogue, reasons why things happen is often vague, you gotta see it to believe it though.
It's refreshingly origional, best watched late, late, late night.
not enough dialogue, reasons why things happen is often vague, you gotta see it to believe it though.
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Back From Hell. So awful that I had to watch it twice just to be sure I didn't miss something. SO BAD I LOVE IT.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0171084/
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The younger generation does not remember "Ishtar". It's like the whole Oscar winning cast and crew were on drugs so they thought they were brilliant and hilarious at the time, but it was just pathetic, and then more pathetic, increasingly pathetic, and finally you're just watching out of morbid curiosity of whether it can get any worse. Yes, it can.
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Napolean Dynamite belongs in this thread.
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I disagree.Napolean Dynamite belongs in this thread.
Drag me to hell- worst movie I've ever seen. It has a freaking talking goat!
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Besides quotability factor, I kind of despise ND.I disagree.Napolean Dynamite belongs in this thread.
Drag me to hell- worst movie I've ever seen. It has a freaking talking goat!
As for Drag Me to Hell, it was predictable, laughable, awful and I loved it.
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I haven't watched it, but it sounds like the movie Knowing deserves to go in here.
Spoilers:
Apparently this guy knows when disasters will happen.
He fails to stop the first one, despite trying.
And then, he knows that the world will end, and ends up dying - while his children was picked up and carried away by angels. Which would have happened whether he knew or not.
So basically, there was literally no point in him knowing - even though the whole central idea and name of the movie was based on that fact.
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Spoilers:
Apparently this guy knows when disasters will happen.
He fails to stop the first one, despite trying.
And then, he knows that the world will end, and ends up dying - while his children was picked up and carried away by angels. Which would have happened whether he knew or not.
So basically, there was literally no point in him knowing - even though the whole central idea and name of the movie was based on that fact.
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I haven't watched it, but it sounds like the movie Knowing deserves to go in here.
Spoilers:
Apparently this guy knows when disasters will happen.
He fails to stop the first one, despite trying.
And then, he knows that the world will end, and ends up dying - while his children was picked up and carried away by angels. Which would have happened whether he knew or not.
So basically, there was literally no point in him knowing - even though the whole central idea and name of the movie was based on that fact.
lolwut
The best thing about Knowing was walking out of the theatre and the guys behind us saying "The aliens totally ruined it for me." which Nate and I now intone at the end of nearly every movie we see.
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If the aliens ruined it for them, they probably enjoy a lot more movies than I do, and I enjoy a majority of movies.The best thing about Knowing was walking out of the theatre and the guys behind us saying "The aliens totally ruined it for me." which Nate and I now intone at the end of nearly every movie we see.
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Also, zeN, that is, in a nutshell, the problem with the movie (besides Nick Cage, but that's more personal preference. Sidenote: Sorcerer's Apprentice seems like it will be absolutely horrible purely because of Mr. Cage's presence). I've heard arguments against, but they're pretty effing inane.
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I'm not sure if I've mentioned it here before, but Pink Flamingo is the worst movie I have ever seen. It made me slightly ill for a little while afterwards (which may have been a coincidence, but I'm claiming it's not).
Not really a movie good to make cracks at or whatnot, either. Most parts are just... really irritating.
Not really a movie good to make cracks at or whatnot, either. Most parts are just... really irritating.
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Truly, the movie that must be used as a baseline for terrible movies has to be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
It has the Nautilus surfacing in VENICE, for crying out loud.
It has the Nautilus surfacing in VENICE, for crying out loud.
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It was bad. However, my friends and classify it as So Bad It's Good, while there are clearly many more movies that are So Bad It's Horrible.Truly, the movie that must be used as a baseline for terrible movies has to be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
It has the Nautilus surfacing in VENICE, for crying out loud.
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