Don't Feed the Bezoar!

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Don't Feed the Bezoar!

Postby Eddie Pinz » Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:28 pm

I can't believe this thread wasn't created yet. Maybe we haven't needed it until now. But alas we do.


So just don't feed it.
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Postby Jayelle » Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:43 pm

Sometimes, a bezoar will look up at you with puppy dog eyes like they haven't been fed in years and it's so hard not to give them a little scrap off the table. You think "Aww... I haven't seen a bezoar in so long, just this once, I'll give it something".

But, it's wrong. That scrap turns into a three course meal with extra gravy.
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Postby Bezoar » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:07 pm

HUNGRY!!!!
Grr. Argh.

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Postby Eaquae Legit » Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:44 pm

*shamefaced* I'm sorry.
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Postby Jayelle » Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:57 pm

I'm looking at you, Steve.
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Postby Jayelle » Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:11 pm

*bump*
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Postby big beans » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:01 am

I told you not to give that damned Loch Ness monster tree fitty.

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Postby SaintDrogo » Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:13 am

Oh crap the loch nessmonsta tree fitty joke, where the HECK was that from?! I remember it was really funny and maybe it was Dave Chapelle, crap, it's gonna make my head esplode PLEEEEASE tell me!
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Postby Borommakot_15 » Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:15 am

It was from South Park, Drogo..
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Postby eriador » Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:40 pm

Ummmmmmmm...

A beozar isn't alive... it's a stone from a (goat?) stomach that's a universal antidote.

Sillies.


(spoken like the newbie I am)

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Postby Dr. Mobius » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:18 am

*bump*

Seriously guys, don't feed it. It ain't worth it.
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Postby thatguy1944 » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:25 am

But I thought we maight actually get away with it this time...
Seriously... just say ih (internal ha) from now on

because it never really is a laugh out loud...

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Postby Jayelle » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:05 am

Ummmmmmmm...

A beozar isn't alive... it's a stone from a (goat?) stomach that's a universal antidote.

Sillies.


(spoken like the newbie I am)
Except in the case of this Buffy episode , which is where Caspian coined the phrase from.


...and I'm sorry for feeding the bezoar in this thread. Ack.
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Postby thatguy1944 » Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:00 pm

im confused as to the purpose of this thread...
Seriously... just say ih (internal ha) from now on

because it never really is a laugh out loud...

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Postby Virlomi » Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:45 pm

*bump*

Seriously guys, don't feed it. It ain't worth it.
I'm sorry Josh, my fault. Usually I can let it go, but for obvious reasons I just couldn't this time.

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Postby Caspian » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:31 pm

Caspian coined the phrase
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It's not "noob" to rhyme with "boob". It's "newbie" to rhyme with "boobie".

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Postby Eaquae Legit » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:33 pm

Caspian coined the phrase
Yup. My influence continues to be felt on this board. Feel my power, newbies. Feel my power.
Bwaha?
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Postby Caspian » Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:35 pm

Indeed.
It's not "noob" to rhyme with "boob". It's "newbie" to rhyme with "boobie".

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Postby Eddie Pinz » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:18 am

I know I'm doing it. But I can't help it. Not this time, it's too much.

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Postby Gravity Defier » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:22 am

Maybe just until Jeebsy disappears again?
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Postby locke » Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:28 am

you all need to cool it.

geez. the oldbies are all cranky tonight and yelling "get off my lawn!" at the youngsters. pbbt. :/
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Postby Valentine » Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:21 am

I agree with locke. Relax! :)

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Postby Syphon the Sun » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:41 pm

I'm sorry, guys.

I can't help that I always have food!
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Postby powerfulcheese04 » Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:16 pm

Bad Michael!

(Though, it's hilarious!)
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Postby Bezoar » Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:40 am

HUNGRY!!!!
Grr. Argh.

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Postby Syphon the Sun » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:17 pm

General questions:

Is it necessarily evil to feed a bezoar? For instance, is it acceptable to feed one something with poison? And is the feeding of poison in that situation evil, by its nature? Or, even if it is, is it the lesser of two evils, the other being allowing the bezoar to live? Morally, is it any worse than starving a bezoar to death?

Maybe we should hash out the philosophy of bezoars, their deaths, and our actions contributing to their timely demise.
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Postby Gravity Defier » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:45 pm

Dear Self,

Read the thread title.

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Postby ^Peter » Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:12 pm

Feeding... a... bezoar? Hm... but aren't we feeding it by post-
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Postby Rodaka » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:30 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Postby Eddie Pinz » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:33 pm

I'm not sure if there is actually one running around, seems innocent enough. But we may have a bezoar in sheep's clothing. Just watch yourself guys.

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Postby Jayelle » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:34 pm

I'm sorry. Paul and I are bored tonight. :)
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Postby Game Room Wannabe » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:41 pm

I feel like feeding it... what happens if I do?
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Postby Caspian » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:49 pm

Okay I'm done.
It's not "noob" to rhyme with "boob". It's "newbie" to rhyme with "boobie".

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Postby Jayelle » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:51 pm

Good job, sweetie.
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Postby Game Room Wannabe » Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:54 pm

Oh... that's the Bezoar...
-throws into a cage-
:roll:
So, what's everyone up to? lol
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