The Empire (actually) Strikes Back!

Talk about anything under the sun or stars - but keep it civil. This is where we really get to know each other. Everyone is welcome, and invited!

Where do you stand?

I serve the Galactic Empire for peace and security for all!
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24%
I am rebel scum, a terrorist, and generally suck at life.
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I am an Ewok! rawr!
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Total votes: 17

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The Empire (actually) Strikes Back!

Postby jotabe » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:32 am

In a show of strength, the imperial stormtroopers are going to stage a militar parade in one of the spiritual capitals of the core worlds (incidentelly, the city where i live).
Furthermore, none other than Lord Vader will preside this event, to dispell once and for all the greatly exagerated rumours about his death.

This display of martial might is intended to instill fear in the rebel scum and restore the imperial dominion over the worlds that had been swayed by their lies.

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*our HD image has been sabotaged! Rebels, there will be retribution!


This is a twitting event that some guys are trying to organize for May 21st, to commemorate the 30th anniversary of "The Empire Strikes Back". Can't wait for it!
http://imperialstormtroopers.com/index_en.htm
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Postby Mich » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:45 am

We'll never bow down to you, Imperial scum!
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Postby BonitoDeMadrid » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:52 am

Long live the dark side of the force! We have cookies. :D

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Postby jotabe » Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:24 am

Long live the dark side of the force! We have cookies. :D
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Postby Gravity Defier » Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:10 pm

Hold on a minute! Where are the other three Ewoks on this board hiding? Hmm?
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Postby Jayelle » Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:19 pm

I picked Ewok. Because I'm short and say rawr. I feel justified in my pick.
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Postby ^Peter » Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:53 pm

*throws rock at Storm Trooper, then crawls into a tight narrow space.*
I just lost the game; you just lost the game.

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Postby Sonikku13 » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:36 pm

I serve the Trader Emergency Coalition.
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I've had 102 nukes on MW2.

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Postby ^Peter » Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:26 pm

Clicks in Ewokese: "Choose a side, or die!"
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Postby jotabe » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:09 am

The Galactic Empire has met a new success against the rebel terrorists and retrieved the propaganda pamphlets:
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Long life to the Empire!
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Postby hive_king » Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:07 am

Viva la Vader!
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Postby BonitoDeMadrid » Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:12 pm

There are 3 Galactic Empire soldiers, 2 rebels, and 10 Ewoks. Is this entire board giant hairy animals?

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Postby Dr. Mobius » Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:55 am

Little hairy animals. Ewoks are the little hairy guys who ambush AT-STs with log traps. Wookies, on the other hand, are the giant hairy guys who rip arms out of sockets when they lose.
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