Quotes
Quotes
On PWEB 2.0 we had a few incarnations of quotes threads, although I cannot recall how many.
Anyways, if people like, we can separate this into threads for specific quotes, such as movie quotes, etc.
I was watching Grumpier Old Men today and these quotes were hilarious.
Jon asks Max how he will be complimenting Maria over dinner.
“Maria, there are many fish in the sea, but you are the only one I want to mount over my fireplace.â€
“That’s not.............. bad.â€
“You notice the sexual innuendo?â€
Max getting nervous and screwing it up:
“There are many women floating in the river... but you are the only one I want to stuff and stick on my wall... over the fireplace.â€
Both from Grumpier Old Men, a fine movie that shows us what a loss the deaths of Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are.
Anyways, if people like, we can separate this into threads for specific quotes, such as movie quotes, etc.
I was watching Grumpier Old Men today and these quotes were hilarious.
Jon asks Max how he will be complimenting Maria over dinner.
“Maria, there are many fish in the sea, but you are the only one I want to mount over my fireplace.â€
“That’s not.............. bad.â€
“You notice the sexual innuendo?â€
Max getting nervous and screwing it up:
“There are many women floating in the river... but you are the only one I want to stuff and stick on my wall... over the fireplace.â€
Both from Grumpier Old Men, a fine movie that shows us what a loss the deaths of Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau are.
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My prof in class-- Why is the war of 1812 the best war ever? Because it was the only war where the US got firmly beaten down, and we did it. We even burned down the whitehouse.
Prof -- "Must my goose be inspected?"
Student -- "Is that a euphemism?"
Same prof: "Remember that a mushroom is basically athlete's foot in poop soup"
Prof -- "Must my goose be inspected?"
Student -- "Is that a euphemism?"
Same prof: "Remember that a mushroom is basically athlete's foot in poop soup"
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My favorite Dead Like Me quote. From Delores Herbig, talking to the main character George, who has moved in temporarily in order to have a place to keep her dog.
"Heaven knows, I've taken in my share of drifters. Shame about the homeless. Desperate, passionate lovers, but they will rob you blind."
(It's funniest if you know the series and can mentally hear Delores saying it!)
"Heaven knows, I've taken in my share of drifters. Shame about the homeless. Desperate, passionate lovers, but they will rob you blind."
(It's funniest if you know the series and can mentally hear Delores saying it!)
There's another home somewhere,
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
There's another glimpse of sky...
There's another way to lean
into the wind, unafraid.
There's another life out there...
~~Mary Chapin Carpenter
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LOVE dead like me, and henry and i laughed so hard we nearly cried at that quote. we had to pause the dvd so we didn't miss anything that happened afterward.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
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the last few stanzas of Carol Ann Duffy's poem, Little Red Cap. which i am obsessed with.
I clung til dawn to his thrashing fur, for
what little girl doesn't dearly love a wolf?
The I slid from between his heavy matted paws
and went in search of a living bird--white dove--
which flew, straight, from my hands to his open mouth.
One bite, dead. How nice, breakfast in bed, he said,
licking his chops. As soon as he slept, I crept to the back
of the lair, where a whole wall was crimson, gold, aglow with books.
Words, words were truly alive on the tongue, in the head,
warm, beating, frantic, winged; music and blood.
But then I was young--and it took ten years
in the woods to tell that a mushroom
stoppers the mouth of a buried corpse, that birds
are the uttered thought of trees, that a greying wolf
howls the same old song at the moon, year in, year out,
season after season, same rhyme, same reason. I took an axe
to a willow to see how it wept. I took an axe to a salmon
to see how it leapt. I took an axe to the wolf
as he slept, one chop, scrotum to throat, and saw
the glistening, virgin white of my grandmother's bones.
I filled his old belly with stones. I stitched him up.
Out of the forest I come with my flowers, singing, all alone.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
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I posted the whole thing on my LJ, but I love the wedding vows in Dragonlance's Dragons of Winter's Night.
The reprise is good, too.
But you and I, through burning plains,
through darkness of the earth,
affirm the world, its people,
the heavens that gave them birth
the breath that passes between us,
this new home where we stand
and all those things made larger by
the vows between woman and man.
The reprise is good, too.
But you and I, through burning plains,
through darkness of the earth,
affirm the world, its people,
the heavens that gave them birth
the breath that passes between us,
this new home where we stand
and all those things made larger by
the vows between woman and man.
--SARA
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"
Lantern Corps Pledge
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
no evil shall escape my sight!
Let those who worship evil's might,
beware my power... Green Lantern's light!"
Lantern Corps Pledge
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My favorite Dead Like Me quote. From Delores Herbig, talking to the main character George, who has moved in temporarily in order to have a place to keep her dog.
"Heaven knows, I've taken in my share of drifters. Shame about the homeless. Desperate, passionate lovers, but they will rob you blind."
(It's funniest if you know the series and can mentally hear Delores saying it!)
I love Dead Like Me! Too bad it only lasted 2 seasons...
One of my favourite poems, a classic by William Carlos Williams
This is just to say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold
One Duck to rule them all.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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(had to find this online. might not be 100% accurate).
Kaufman: There was this time in high school. I was watching you out the library window.You were talking to Sarah Marsh.
Donald: Oh, God. I was so in love with her.
Kaufman: I know. And you were flirting with her. And she was really sweet to you.
Donald: I remember that.
Kaufman: Then when you walked away, she started making fun of you with Kim Canetti. It was like they were laughing at me. You didn’t know at all. You seemed so happy.
Donald: I knew. I heard them.
Kaufman: How come you looked so happy?
Donald: I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn’t have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want.
Kaufman: She thought you were pathetic.
Donald: That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That’s what I decided a long time ago.
-Adaptation.
Kaufman: There was this time in high school. I was watching you out the library window.You were talking to Sarah Marsh.
Donald: Oh, God. I was so in love with her.
Kaufman: I know. And you were flirting with her. And she was really sweet to you.
Donald: I remember that.
Kaufman: Then when you walked away, she started making fun of you with Kim Canetti. It was like they were laughing at me. You didn’t know at all. You seemed so happy.
Donald: I knew. I heard them.
Kaufman: How come you looked so happy?
Donald: I loved Sarah, Charles. It was mine, that love. I owned it. Even Sarah didn’t have the right to take it away. I can love whoever I want.
Kaufman: She thought you were pathetic.
Donald: That was her business, not mine. You are what you love, not what loves you. That’s what I decided a long time ago.
-Adaptation.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
"Enlightenment better damn well be worth it. -'98"
A scribbling on a toilet stall wall in my high school, that was unfortunately painted over a year later. I found out later that this was actually scribbled in by my best friends older brother, who stated it after a rough experience and a couple of drinks, and thought it was cool enough for a bathroom stall. Many times when I ask myself if life it worth it, I fall back to that quote. It cheers me up.
A scribbling on a toilet stall wall in my high school, that was unfortunately painted over a year later. I found out later that this was actually scribbled in by my best friends older brother, who stated it after a rough experience and a couple of drinks, and thought it was cool enough for a bathroom stall. Many times when I ask myself if life it worth it, I fall back to that quote. It cheers me up.
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"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." - Robert Wilensky
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." - Oscar Wilde
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the internet, we know this is not true." - Robert Wilensky
The enemy's fly is down.
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This is one of my favorite quotes from The Little Prince.
"For millions of years flowers have been producing thorns. For millions of years sheep have been eating them all the same. And it's not serious, trying to understand why flowers go to such trouble produce thorns that are good for nothing? It's not important, the war between the sheep and the flowers?... Suppose I happen to know a unique flower, one that exists nowhere in the world except on my planet, one that a little sheep can wipe out in a single bite one morning, just like that, even without realizing what he's doing - that isn't important? If someone loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that's enough to make him happy when he looks at the stars. He tells himself, 'My flower's up there somewhere...' But if the sheep eats the flower, then for him it's as if, suddenly, all the stars went out. And that isn't important?'"
"For millions of years flowers have been producing thorns. For millions of years sheep have been eating them all the same. And it's not serious, trying to understand why flowers go to such trouble produce thorns that are good for nothing? It's not important, the war between the sheep and the flowers?... Suppose I happen to know a unique flower, one that exists nowhere in the world except on my planet, one that a little sheep can wipe out in a single bite one morning, just like that, even without realizing what he's doing - that isn't important? If someone loves a flower of which just one example exists among all the millions and millions of stars, that's enough to make him happy when he looks at the stars. He tells himself, 'My flower's up there somewhere...' But if the sheep eats the flower, then for him it's as if, suddenly, all the stars went out. And that isn't important?'"
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And there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.
And there will come a time, you'll see, with no more tears.
And love will not break your heart, but dismiss your fears.
Get over your hill and see what you find there,
With grace in your heart and flowers in your hair.
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[A jukebox is wheeled out before Cassandra.]
Lady Cassandra O'Brien: "And here, another rarity. According to the archives, this was called an i-Pod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. Play on! [Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" plays.]
Rose:When he gets stressed, he likes to insult species
Rose on The Doctor
Lady Cassandra O'Brien: "And here, another rarity. According to the archives, this was called an i-Pod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. Play on! [Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" plays.]
Rose:When he gets stressed, he likes to insult species
Rose on The Doctor
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Rita Mae Brown
... i think its me...
Rita Mae Brown
... i think its me...
Into that world inverted
Where left is always right,
Where the shadows are really the body,
Where we stay awake all night,
Where the heavens are shallow as the sea is how deep,
And you love me.
Where left is always right,
Where the shadows are really the body,
Where we stay awake all night,
Where the heavens are shallow as the sea is how deep,
And you love me.
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"Oh My God Gramma, I can see your va-JJ. While you're uncomprehensibly well groomed, i don't think my husband will ever want to see you bend over in your bathrobe like that"
— my cousin to my grandmother. disgusting retelling of an accidental viewing while my grandma was visiting her house. We call her Gramma Odd. she's a little air headed.
— my cousin to my grandmother. disgusting retelling of an accidental viewing while my grandma was visiting her house. We call her Gramma Odd. she's a little air headed.
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"It is a miracle curiosity survives formal education."
-Albert Einstein
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"It is a miracle curiosity survives formal education."
-Albert Einstein
I used to hate gravity because it would not let me fly. Now I realize it is gravity that lets me stand.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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私は。。。誰?
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私は。。。誰?
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