Confessions of a 20-something mother

zeroguy · Postby **zeroguy** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:02 am

I think we can all agree that we like them alive...
Are we sure about this one? There are some freaks out there.

Yeah, I was going to say... I thought ToM would have taught you this, Alea.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 1:10 am

I thought ToM would have taught you this, Alea.

Steff is the only one I can think of who has a thing for the dead, though it seems to be more about having sex near the dead rather than with the dead.

Otherwise, they all seem to prefer the live ones.

Not to say there aren't necrophiliacs out in the world at large. *shudder* I can see a guy getting away with that but how would that work for a female? DON'T answer that, people.

Moving on!

Postby **Dr. Mobius** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 6:33 am

Rigor mortis. Things tend to get a bit stiff.

VelvetElvis · Postby **VelvetElvis** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:47 pm

....

I don't like axe, either.

Petra456 · Postby **Petra456** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:07 pm

Confession:

I don't know anything about Calvin and Hobbs.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:10 pm

Oh, Fred. Our twinship continues.

<3

(If you are interested, there is an online option of http://www.amureprints.com , just search for Calvin and Hobbes, though they aren't in order.)

zeroguy · Postby **zeroguy** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:21 am

Hobbs.

...aaaaaa!

(And hey, you've at least heard of Calvinball, right?)

Postby **Luet** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 6:25 am

While I have read many, MANY Calvin and Hobbes, I don't find them nearly as amusing as my husband does. He rereads his collection of books at least every couple years. I prefer the humor of Far Side.

Jebus · Postby **Jebus** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 9:39 am

I reread Calvin and Hobbes much more often then every few years. They are my eternal sitting on the toilet reading material.

Petra456 · Postby **Petra456** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:31 am

Hobbs.
...aaaaaa!

(And hey, you've at least heard of Calvinball, right?)

See, just goes to show that I really know nothing about them! Yes, i've heard of Calvinball.

BonitoDeMadrid · Postby **BonitoDeMadrid** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:35 pm

Confession: I never saw The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(Am I missing something?)

Confession: I have no idea what's Calvinball.

Postby **Luet** » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:42 pm

I had Pheeny (my bearded dragon) outside with me while I was gardening today. I had looked away for a little too long and when I looked up to check on her, she was gone. I started panicking and looking all over my yard and my neighbor's yard. It felt like 10 minutes but it was probably only about 60 seconds until I found her a few feet from where she started from. I picked her up and hugged her and started crying. I don't know what I would do if I lost her and it was my fault. Needless to say, I won't be taking her outside anymore unless I am doing nothing but watching her.

BonitoDeMadrid · Postby **BonitoDeMadrid** » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:26 am

Over the last few days I've become addicted to Magical Trevor and The Badger Song. I don't even really know why and I'm ashamed of that fact.

VelvetElvis · Postby **VelvetElvis** » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:14 pm

Confession: I have not been eaten by a bear.

Confessions · Postby **Confessions** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 2:56 pm

Twenty minutes ago I performed a sex act on a random stranger on a subway train. I feel so ashamed for betraying my boyfriend like this! But whatâ€™s worse is that I know each day I will be hoping to see my anonymous lover again...

Confessions · Postby **Confessions** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:31 pm

Some days I wish I could be a random stranger, despite who might be waiting at home for me.

Young Val · Postby **Young Val** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:23 pm

For some reason I'm terrified that everyone will assume that I wrote the confession two posts above this one, about the stranger on the subway. I didn't.

I never would.

But I assume everyone will think it was me anyway. Ugh.

Postby **Luet** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:08 pm

When I saw that you had posted in here, Kel, I thought you might be writing something to that effect. I didn't think it was you but I can see why you would worry that people (who don't know you) might.

powerfulcheese04 · Postby **powerfulcheese04** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 8:27 pm

Wow, Kel! I definitely did not assume it was you! The writing style is too different. (You're very distinctive.)

Confessions · Postby **Confessions** » Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:40 pm

Confession: I have not been eaten by a bear.

Liar.

Eddie Pinz · Postby **Eddie Pinz** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:47 am

Kel, the only reason that I even thought of you when I was thinking about who that could be is because of the subway (which makes me think of New York) and I know you have a boyfriend. But I definitely didn't think "OMG random sex with a stranger, that's got to be Kelly!!" To be honest, no one really comes to mind. I guess I hold the girls of pweb in pretty high regards.

Borommakot_15 · Postby **Borommakot_15** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 12:44 pm

...To be honest, no one really comes to mind. I guess I hold the girls of pweb in pretty high regards.

I second this statement.

ETA: 100th post. Woo.

Postby **Oliver Dale** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:15 pm

We needn't assume it was one of Pweb's female denizens. Possibilities abound.... Regardless, though experimentation can be healthy, I hope relative safety was upheld.

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:19 pm

I am increasingly uncomfortable with the amount of discussion abounding a post made with the Confessions login. The point of the login is to have anonymity, is it not, and to hopefully not be replied to with discussions and responses, unless specifically asked for.

Postby **Luet** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:28 pm

I feel like I'm developing an unhealthy relationship with food. Whenever I leave the house I think about where I am going and what tasty food I can get in that general area. I've always been a lazy eater but food from anywhere that is not home is becoming more hard to resist. And yet, I'm still not eating that much because I put off eating for longer than I should. I'm also worrying more and more about gaining weight because the neuro just doubled the new headache med that causes weight gain. I know what triggered this whole thing a few years ago but I'm just not sure that I'll know if/when it gets out of control.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:38 pm

The point of the login is to have anonymity, is it not

Perceived, but yes.

, and to hopefully not be replied to with discussions and responses, unless specifically asked for.

I don't think that was ever implied or stated, like it was in Bob (though I could be wrong and will concede to being wrong if someone can point it out to me).

I think Confessions was only ever created for and used by people too embarrassed to lay claim to the statements/thoughts being posted -or not wanting students to be able to identify them- and as no one but mods can tell who says what, I think their posts are just as much fair game as any non-Bob post is given this is a discussion board and the replies do not take away from that anonymity the sought out. If they don't want replies, I think the burden is on them to ask for no replies.

Just my two cents and all that not to say I am okay with your unease. I just don't understand where it is coming from in this case.

[Also, perhaps I should stop posting again while highly stressed out as it makes me bitchier and more heartless.

]

Eddie Pinz · Postby **Eddie Pinz** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:14 pm

Alea,

I was tending to agree with Mich, but you make a valid point. Confessions posts should be fair game. Unless of course, they are posted in Bob or ask for no replies.

Confession: I feel really bad that I am looking for a new job even though I know the company I am with can cut me loose at any time.

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:15 pm

[Also, perhaps I should stop posting again while highly stressed out as it makes me bitchier and more heartless. ]

It's okay! That's the problem with unwritten rules, and why I don't reply to some threads about 50% of the time, and one of the reasons I didn't post here very often for the first, what, three years I was a member.

Wow, after reading that, it MIGHT mean that you're bitchy and heartless. That is not my intent, but you should know that.

Postby **Luet** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:18 pm

I had the same thoughts as you, Alea.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Tue Apr 28, 2009 6:27 pm

Wow, after reading that, it MIGHT mean that you're bitchy and heartless. That is not my intent, but you should know that.

*chuckle* No offense taken. I'd just hate for you to think any attitude that may be permeating from that post is intentional on my part. Not that my current state would be any excuse for me posting inappropriately...just trying to give warning that were I being those things, I'd be apologizing as soon as my head levels out.

daPyr0x · Postby **daPyr0x** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:26 am

...permeating...

And that's why I love this place.

Confessions · Postby **Confessions** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:31 am

I'm crazy. I think I've officially lost it. I'm writing a (secret) story. It's way too autobiographical for my taste and it's everything I haven't allowed myself to think about in the past few months in the form of a story. And I think I'm addicted to it. I can't stop writing it, thinking about it. It's taking over my brain.

I may not feel it yet, but I'll pay for this. Oh boy, there'll be hell to pay.

BonitoDeMadrid · Postby **BonitoDeMadrid** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:01 pm

Confession: I'm split halfway.

And curiously, I'm feeling good about this.

I love my friend. (Platonic love, I hope)

Syphon the Sun · Postby **Syphon the Sun** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 1:59 pm

I'm calling shenanigans on the subway sex-act post. I think a newbie (or an oldie, I guess) is just playing us.

ETA: I suppose it's possible that it's real, but I'm not really buying it. It feels too faked to be real.

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:21 pm

What, in an fmylife style? Possible.

It is interesting how one could probably divine who posted either responses by crossing off the responders from a long list.

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