The New Geek Jokes Thread
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Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!
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A woman in liquor production
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."
A dying mosquito exclaimed,
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane
A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
If a pendulum's swinging quite free
Then it's always a marvel to me
That each tick plus each tock
Of the grandfather clock
Is 2 pi root L over g.
Owns a still of exquisite construction.
The alcohol boils
Through magnetic coils.
She says that it's "proof by induction."
A dying mosquito exclaimed,
"A chemist has poisoned my brain!"
The cause of his sorrow
Was para-dichloro-
Diphenyl-trichloroethane
A programmer started to cuss
Because getting to sleep was a fuss
As he lay there in bed
Looping 'round in his head
was: while(!asleep()) sheep++;
If a pendulum's swinging quite free
Then it's always a marvel to me
That each tick plus each tock
Of the grandfather clock
Is 2 pi root L over g.
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I guess this is as good a place as any to post this.
Karaoke for the Deaf, ultimate version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0hAUN4bYVk
If you haven't seen it, the original is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmcTuqZC ... re=related
This always makes me laugh so hard.
Karaoke for the Deaf, ultimate version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0hAUN4bYVk
If you haven't seen it, the original is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmcTuqZC ... re=related
This always makes me laugh so hard.
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Ah, reminds me: I think I've posted the Klein Four Group's Finite Simple Group before, but apparently not in this thread. I still don't get at least half of the jokes, but it's still fun.
Edit: Reviewing the rest of this thread has me reading bash.org again. This one always gets me.
Edit: Reviewing the rest of this thread has me reading bash.org again. This one always gets me.
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"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers."
I enjoyed that joke so much, I had to find this thread.
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers."
I enjoyed that joke so much, I had to find this thread.
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I came up with this joke a while back, and then I realized how few people would understand it... I've only not had to explain the joke once.
The way I see it, there are only a billion types of people in the world...
Those that understand little-endian storage, and those that don't.
I came up with this joke a while back, and then I realized how few people would understand it... I've only not had to explain the joke once.
The way I see it, there are only a billion types of people in the world...
Those that understand little-endian storage, and those that don't.
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I thought this one was the best.
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Yes, I based it off the 10/binary one. You see, that one the joke says "ten" when really it is two. Similar to that, this joke you say "a billion" instead of "five hundred and twelve." Yes, perhaps strange I am only using a 2-byte storage space, but "billion" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
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