So, my mother in law took care of the baby last night and Paul and I went off on a date. We got to the theatre late and decided to just go see Twilight.
We expected it to be bad. We expected it to be cheesy and teenybopper. It was so very much worse then that.
It wasn't "so bad it's good", it was just "so bad".It was a vampire movie without fangs, a romance without affection. The acting was wooden, the chemistry non-existent, the plot completely useless. Even the action scenes were boring!
I haven't read the book- now I kinda want to just to see the difference- so I didn't know that vampires SPARKLED in the sun. They sparkle??? They freaking sparkle?! What kind of horrific crap is that? "I'm a monster, I sparkle." I have not the words.
I seriously laughed through the whole movie. It was like it was written by George Lucas.
Oh, Jan! You haven't read them? I'm torn between saying "YOU MUST!" and "DOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T."
I've read all four for several reasons: 1. morbid curiosity. 2. WH represented Stephanie Meyer so while I worked there it was encouraged that I read them.
They are...unspeakably horrible. Truly, truly terrible. I have no words.