You know you've read too much EG when...
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when you get in horrible screeming fights in walmart about who is better, ender or bean.
almost got kicked out we were being so disruptive... one of the best times ive ever had.
when you make your mother read it outloud to you while you cry so you dont get the pages wet..... didnt really help much though cuz she was crying too...
when you keep a copy of the book in your car... just in case.
when you design a system for your english class based on EG with commanders and battles and armies and... well basicly everything
- my english teacher started doing this with another teacher and his history class... it has developed into a HUGE system thats really more of a real life mmo, but you get graded on it... its freekin sweet, every school should do it. i feel aweful that i cant explain it better, but it is amazingly complex.
almost got kicked out we were being so disruptive... one of the best times ive ever had.
when you make your mother read it outloud to you while you cry so you dont get the pages wet..... didnt really help much though cuz she was crying too...
when you keep a copy of the book in your car... just in case.
when you design a system for your english class based on EG with commanders and battles and armies and... well basicly everything
- my english teacher started doing this with another teacher and his history class... it has developed into a HUGE system thats really more of a real life mmo, but you get graded on it... its freekin sweet, every school should do it. i feel aweful that i cant explain it better, but it is amazingly complex.
Into that world inverted
Where left is always right,
Where the shadows are really the body,
Where we stay awake all night,
Where the heavens are shallow as the sea is how deep,
And you love me.
Where left is always right,
Where the shadows are really the body,
Where we stay awake all night,
Where the heavens are shallow as the sea is how deep,
And you love me.
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You better have been arguing in favour of Ender, or get ready for another fight!when you get in horrible screeming fights in walmart about who is better, ender or bean.
almost got kicked out we were being so disruptive... one of the best times ive ever had.
Nah, just kidding. They're both cool... but Ender is better.
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Ummm....when your friends use, "fine then, i wont read Enders Game!" as a threat.
Well, I guess I had to come to terms with it sooner or later.
And I thought I was strange...I'm home!
How about spending February 14th depressed because there isn't a Peter's Day?
Quam bellum est velle confiteri potius nescire quod nescias, quam ista effutientem nauseare, atque ipsum sibi displicere
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Welcome to Pweb, GirlOnTheBridge!
Have some gyoza!
Have some gyoza!
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cavefish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do, we do!
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When you are so desparate for an Ender related e-mail address that you settle for Ender_-_-_Wiggin_356458382@hotmail.com
(not actually an address)
(not actually an address)
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When you use "bugger-lover" and "third" as insults in real life.
When you kick the crap out of your brother because he likes Harry Potter better than Ender.
When your nickname, your brother's nickname, and your sisters nickname all come from Ender's Game.
When you cry even THINKING about Ender's Game.
When you kick the crap out of your brother because he likes Harry Potter better than Ender.
When your nickname, your brother's nickname, and your sisters nickname all come from Ender's Game.
When you cry even THINKING about Ender's Game.
"Death is the only serious preoccupation in life."
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When you play World of Warcraft with an Alliance human warrior named "Enderwiggin" and try to create a raiding guild divided into toons and toon leaders and hold practices and NO ONE WANTS TO!! If anyone ELSE wants to help me, I'm on private server burningwow.servegame.com realm Netherstorm, characters Durham for Horde, Enderwiggin for Alliance. I want to create a guild called EnemyGateIsDown (as that's the battle cry).
Or when you carry the books around like a security blanket.
Or have tattoos of quotes from the book.
Or when you carry the books around like a security blanket.
Or have tattoos of quotes from the book.
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I'd love to play, but my dad would freak becuase last time we downloaded stuff from the web our stupid PC died and needed a new hard drive and I'm just so glad that I didn't lose anything.Dude that sucks. I'm looking for more like-minded people to play with.
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A group of us from work went to play laser tag, and I mentioned to one of my co-workers that my daughter no longer likes to play laser tag with me because I'm always shouting "Remember--the enemy's gate is down!"
When I mentioned this to my daughter, she said, "No, dad--if you're playing laser tag, it's OK."
I was so proud...
When I mentioned this to my daughter, she said, "No, dad--if you're playing laser tag, it's OK."
I was so proud...
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"The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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When you go back and forth in your head about whether you actually wholly believe in Philotes and being entwined with everyone and everything or do you just "suspend belief for the purpose of entertainment" as most people do with fiction.
When, after having the above debate, you decide its the most plausible explanation for the world around us and decide to adopt it as your general view about how the world works.
When you are sad that you cant talk to your earring or computer screen.
When you have erotic dreams about characters. Seriously.
When you realize you are a part of this forum and, after reading around a bit, you discover you arent the only E.G obsessed freak on the planet.
When you wish that the Philoticweb had a "personals" section so you could match yourself up with the perfect mate, who of course should share your obsession with E.G.
When, after having the above debate, you decide its the most plausible explanation for the world around us and decide to adopt it as your general view about how the world works.
When you are sad that you cant talk to your earring or computer screen.
When you have erotic dreams about characters. Seriously.
When you realize you are a part of this forum and, after reading around a bit, you discover you arent the only E.G obsessed freak on the planet.
When you wish that the Philoticweb had a "personals" section so you could match yourself up with the perfect mate, who of course should share your obsession with E.G.
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When you're in a class where the professor is attempting to explain Buddhism basics, and you realize the way you're starting to understand it is by the ways it differs/conflicts with philotic theory.
...and you think about bringing it up with someone before realizing how very very stupid that would sound.
...and you think about bringing it up with someone before realizing how very very stupid that would sound.
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dgf hhw
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You try to bounce off the walls without using your feet.
You write an epitaph (the gravestone passages) for Quing Jao during English class.
You hear a song on the radio and immediately think about how it can relate to a character in EG.
you hear your math teacher's (ms. dao) name called you immediately jump up and start pointing at people and scream I GOT YOU! YOUR FROZEN!
you consider your friends your jeesh
you want to take a family trip to Greensboro just to see peter's house
you say salaam to everyone just to be like alai
You say ho instead of hi
That's all I could think of..
You write an epitaph (the gravestone passages) for Quing Jao during English class.
You hear a song on the radio and immediately think about how it can relate to a character in EG.
you hear your math teacher's (ms. dao) name called you immediately jump up and start pointing at people and scream I GOT YOU! YOUR FROZEN!
you consider your friends your jeesh
you want to take a family trip to Greensboro just to see peter's house
you say salaam to everyone just to be like alai
You say ho instead of hi
That's all I could think of..
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"No, I guess it was insecticide."
"No, I guess it was insecticide."
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You mean they aren't realWhen you start believing in philotes.
"When religion & politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way. Their movement become headlong - faster & faster. They put aside all thought of obstacles & forget that a precipice does not show itself to the man in a blind rush until it's too late." - Bene Gesserit Proverb-
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