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Bad Movies.

Postby anonshadow » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:12 pm

The favorites thread isn't much fun if we can't bitch about movies that were badly done, were untrue to the original story, or just plain shouldn't have been made at all.



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Postby powerfulcheese04 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:01 pm

Knight Riders.

King Arthur on motorcycles.

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Postby anonshadow » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:06 pm

Hollywood has a history of doing bad King Arthur movies. The movie from a few summers ago?

Um, hello? The knights of the round table did not come from Siberia!!



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Postby lyons24000 » Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:03 pm

Nightfall, the movie based off the Asimov book.

Or I, Robot...the movie based off the Asimov book.
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Postby Blitz » Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:02 pm

Timeline (the book by Crichton was far better)
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Postby Craig » Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:29 pm

I had to sit through the mess of A Knights Tale the other day... Ahh, sooo sappy.

There are too many bad movies to name, but of course at the top of it is generally some really bad sci fi, as I Robot, or Battlefield Earth.

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Postby Hegemon » Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:02 am

Peter Jackson's King Kong
Matrix Revolutions *it does age well though*
Tom Cruise's War of the Worlds

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Postby Nova » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:07 am

omg...The Nutty Proffesor
that was the worst movie i have ever seen. i hope that i will never again see a movie that bad.

oh yea and Young Frankenstein was bad too

I'll probably think of more later,but tha is all for now!

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Postby Hegemon » Sat Sep 30, 2006 11:14 am

Which Nutty Professor? Eddie Murphy, Jerry Lewis or both?

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Postby Nova » Sat Sep 30, 2006 12:18 pm

Eddie Murphy, maybe if i saw the other one it would be better but i don't plan to.

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Postby Peter Wiggin » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:01 pm

whatchu talkin bout? young frankenstein and nutty professor were both hilarious

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Postby Craig » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:05 pm

I don't see how Peter Jackson's King Kong made your list John... Personally, I loved it and it was one of my favorite films of the year. It's funny in a way, I don't think I've ever been effected so much by a forbidden love story...

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Postby Hegemon » Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:10 pm

Well... It bored me to tears.. I nearly fell asleep and my friend actually did fall asleep.

The first hour was painful, and then it was just "blah"... the T-Rex fight never seemed to end either.

Just not my cup of tea.

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Postby Bevis » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:04 pm

Magnolia, Magnolia, Magnolia, Magnolia

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Postby powerfulcheese04 » Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:06 pm

I have to agree with John about King Kong.

There was waaaaaaaaaaay too much TRex.
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Postby vendor » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:18 pm

I have a love-hate relationship with The Six String Samurai. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118736/

It's refreshingly origional, best watched late, late, late night.

not enough dialogue, reasons why things happen is often vague, you gotta see it to believe it though.

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Postby Noodle » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:29 pm

Back From Hell. So awful that I had to watch it twice just to be sure I didn't miss something. SO BAD I LOVE IT.

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Postby Bevis » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:18 pm

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Postby pooka » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:21 pm

The younger generation does not remember "Ishtar". It's like the whole Oscar winning cast and crew were on drugs so they thought they were brilliant and hilarious at the time, but it was just pathetic, and then more pathetic, increasingly pathetic, and finally you're just watching out of morbid curiosity of whether it can get any worse. Yes, it can.

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Postby Bevis » Wed Oct 25, 2006 7:17 pm

Napolean Dynamite belongs in this thread.

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Postby Craig » Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:23 pm

Battlefield Earth

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Postby Virlomi » Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:36 am

Hollywood has a history of doing bad King Arthur movies. The movie from a few summers ago?

Um, hello? The knights of the round table did not come from Siberia!!
Ooh, be sure to have popcorn at hand, and then watch Ali vent about this movie. It's great fun.

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Postby Valentine » Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:55 am

Magnolia, Magnolia, Magnolia, Magnolia
Awwww, I like Magnolia.

I'm gonna go with Twilight, for recent movies. That's one of the worst I've sat through, recently.

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Re: gosh

Postby Peterlover14 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:26 am

Napolean Dynamite belongs in this thread.
I disagree.

Drag me to hell- worst movie I've ever seen. It has a freaking talking goat!
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Postby Mich » Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:46 pm

Evil Dead 2 has a laughing deer (it may have been an elk) head. Does that make it a bad movie?
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Re: gosh

Postby Gravity Defier » Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:11 pm

Napolean Dynamite belongs in this thread.
I disagree.

Drag me to hell- worst movie I've ever seen. It has a freaking talking goat!
Besides quotability factor, I kind of despise ND.

As for Drag Me to Hell, it was predictable, laughable, awful and I loved it.
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Postby CezeN » Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:36 pm

I haven't watched it, but it sounds like the movie Knowing deserves to go in here.

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Apparently this guy knows when disasters will happen.
He fails to stop the first one, despite trying.
And then, he knows that the world will end, and ends up dying - while his children was picked up and carried away by angels. Which would have happened whether he knew or not.

So basically, there was literally no point in him knowing - even though the whole central idea and name of the movie was based on that fact.
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Postby powerfulcheese04 » Fri Mar 26, 2010 3:59 pm

I haven't watched it, but it sounds like the movie Knowing deserves to go in here.

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Apparently this guy knows when disasters will happen.
He fails to stop the first one, despite trying.
And then, he knows that the world will end, and ends up dying - while his children was picked up and carried away by angels. Which would have happened whether he knew or not.

So basically, there was literally no point in him knowing - even though the whole central idea and name of the movie was based on that fact.
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Postby Mich » Fri Mar 26, 2010 5:45 pm

The best thing about Knowing was walking out of the theatre and the guys behind us saying "The aliens totally ruined it for me." which Nate and I now intone at the end of nearly every movie we see. :)
If the aliens ruined it for them, they probably enjoy a lot more movies than I do, and I enjoy a majority of movies.

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Also, zeN, that is, in a nutshell, the problem with the movie (besides Nick Cage, but that's more personal preference. Sidenote: Sorcerer's Apprentice seems like it will be absolutely horrible purely because of Mr. Cage's presence). I've heard arguments against, but they're pretty effing inane.
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Postby Jayelle » Fri Mar 26, 2010 6:05 pm

Hee.

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Postby zeroguy » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:17 am

I'm not sure if I've mentioned it here before, but Pink Flamingo is the worst movie I have ever seen. It made me slightly ill for a little while afterwards (which may have been a coincidence, but I'm claiming it's not).

Not really a movie good to make cracks at or whatnot, either. Most parts are just... really irritating.
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Postby thoughtreader » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:47 am

By far the worst movie EVER!!!!

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0185936/

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Postby Bean_wannabe » Sun Mar 28, 2010 10:57 am

Truly, the movie that must be used as a baseline for terrible movies has to be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

It has the Nautilus surfacing in VENICE, for crying out loud.
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Postby CezeN » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:25 pm

Truly, the movie that must be used as a baseline for terrible movies has to be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

It has the Nautilus surfacing in VENICE, for crying out loud.
....Dude, I loved that movie.
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Postby Mich » Sun Mar 28, 2010 12:42 pm

Truly, the movie that must be used as a baseline for terrible movies has to be League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

It has the Nautilus surfacing in VENICE, for crying out loud.
It was bad. However, my friends and classify it as So Bad It's Good, while there are clearly many more movies that are So Bad It's Horrible.
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