Death match....
Death match....
In an all out death match, who would win....?
I went through all the threads and picked some of your favorite characters, and included Ender and Bean... I needed to pair Dick Tracy up with someone so he got Strawberry Shortcake... Who will win?
I went through all the threads and picked some of your favorite characters, and included Ender and Bean... I needed to pair Dick Tracy up with someone so he got Strawberry Shortcake... Who will win?
"I knew you were searching for him. I didn't want to interfere until you found him. Just in case you think you were really smart, young man, we intercepted four street thugs and two known sex offenders who were after you."
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If Hermoine was in the group, it'd be too dangerous to join the death match. She wouldn't join.
"I knew you were searching for him. I didn't want to interfere until you found him. Just in case you think you were really smart, young man, we intercepted four street thugs and two known sex offenders who were after you."
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*evil smiles* no one has mentioned Dick Tracy and Strawberry Shortcake... Bwahahahahaha
"I knew you were searching for him. I didn't want to interfere until you found him. Just in case you think you were really smart, young man, we intercepted four street thugs and two known sex offenders who were after you."
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First, neither Harry or Ron would be capable of using an unforgivable curse. They're too good.I feel that bias has allowed Ender and Bean to become the most commonly chosen character. But with their wands and magic, Harry and Ron would win. It's logic.
"Avada Kedavra"
"Expelliarmus"
They win.
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Bah. Magic. Yuk.
Think of the micro-filament. Ender and Bean can deal with anything, including magic.
2 people tp a team, Ron and Harry vs Bean and Ender vs... etc
2 people to a team, 4 teams.
2 people to a team, 4 teams.
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plus I spose this fight isnt so much as for sense as for giggles *smiles*
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Where is this fight taking place? Downtown Chichago in a garden? the Forbiden Forest? The Battle Room? A hole in the gound? Home team advantage means a lot.
Putting that aside:
Ender and Bean would win, hands down. Why? Ender never looses!
Here's how I picture it:
Ignoring the unarmed duo, Harry quickly disarms the hobbits coming after them. While ron is firing spells as the scary little girl, Dick Tracy comes up behind Harry and Ron and manages to disarm them. Meanwhile, Frodo has slipped on his ring, and manages to steal one wand back from Dick. Sam, meanwhile is trying to get his sword back, but Miss Shortcake manages to stop him somehow. Harry, thinking two can play this game, slips on his invisibility cloak, and is able to wrest the wand from Frodo, at the same time Ron gets his back from Mr. Tracy. However, in a twist of fate the wands drop to the ground.
Bean looks to Ender and says, "The enemy's gate is down!" They finally make their move, diving and sliding, they grab the wands. Bean of course was using this time to memorize all of his opponents moves and strategies, but especially the magic spells. He quicky perfomes the same spells Harry and Ron were using at the start, starting with attacking those who were invisible remembering the direction the wand went flying from. He helps Ender with the some of the basic ones to start with.
Ender manages to paralyze everyone, and pickes up Frodo's sword and kills everyone and drags them to drown in a nearby river just to be sure. Bean screams for joy, and says "You did it Ender! It wasn't a game, it was real! We survived!" Ender is in shock-- "... I didn't want to kill them! I wanted them to love me! I've read all their stuff!"
Putting that aside:
Ender and Bean would win, hands down. Why? Ender never looses!
Here's how I picture it:
Ignoring the unarmed duo, Harry quickly disarms the hobbits coming after them. While ron is firing spells as the scary little girl, Dick Tracy comes up behind Harry and Ron and manages to disarm them. Meanwhile, Frodo has slipped on his ring, and manages to steal one wand back from Dick. Sam, meanwhile is trying to get his sword back, but Miss Shortcake manages to stop him somehow. Harry, thinking two can play this game, slips on his invisibility cloak, and is able to wrest the wand from Frodo, at the same time Ron gets his back from Mr. Tracy. However, in a twist of fate the wands drop to the ground.
Bean looks to Ender and says, "The enemy's gate is down!" They finally make their move, diving and sliding, they grab the wands. Bean of course was using this time to memorize all of his opponents moves and strategies, but especially the magic spells. He quicky perfomes the same spells Harry and Ron were using at the start, starting with attacking those who were invisible remembering the direction the wand went flying from. He helps Ender with the some of the basic ones to start with.
Ender manages to paralyze everyone, and pickes up Frodo's sword and kills everyone and drags them to drown in a nearby river just to be sure. Bean screams for joy, and says "You did it Ender! It wasn't a game, it was real! We survived!" Ender is in shock-- "... I didn't want to kill them! I wanted them to love me! I've read all their stuff!"
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Brilliant.Where is this fight taking place? Downtown Chichago in a garden? the Forbiden Forest? The Battle Room? A hole in the gound? Home team advantage means a lot.
Putting that aside:
Ender and Bean would win, hands down. Why? Ender never looses!
Here's how I picture it:
Ignoring the unarmed duo, Harry quickly disarms the hobbits coming after them. While ron is firing spells as the scary little girl, Dick Tracy comes up behind Harry and Ron and manages to disarm them. Meanwhile, Frodo has slipped on his ring, and manages to steal one wand back from Dick. Sam, meanwhile is trying to get his sword back, but Miss Shortcake manages to stop him somehow. Harry, thinking two can play this game, slips on his invisibility cloak, and is able to wrest the wand from Frodo, at the same time Ron gets his back from Mr. Tracy. However, in a twist of fate the wands drop to the ground.
Bean looks to Ender and says, "The enemy's gate is down!" They finally make their move, diving and sliding, they grab the wands. Bean of course was using this time to memorize all of his opponents moves and strategies, but especially the magic spells. He quicky perfomes the same spells Harry and Ron were using at the start, starting with attacking those who were invisible remembering the direction the wand went flying from. He helps Ender with the some of the basic ones to start with.
Ender manages to paralyze everyone, and pickes up Frodo's sword and kills everyone and drags them to drown in a nearby river just to be sure. Bean screams for joy, and says "You did it Ender! It wasn't a game, it was real! We survived!" Ender is in shock-- "... I didn't want to kill them! I wanted them to love me! I've read all their stuff!"
And I concur.
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But you can't just perform spells unless you're magic to begin with. From all accounts, Ender and Bean are Muggles.Bean of course was using this time to memorize all of his opponents moves and strategies, but especially the magic spells. He quicky perfomes the same spells Harry and Ron were using at the start, starting with attacking those who were invisible remembering the direction the wand went flying from. He helps Ender with the some of the basic ones to start with.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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i see it more like
dick tracy shoots harry potter and then ron and then the hobbits, then the shortcake. can't shoot ender or bean cuz they are unarmed. ender kicks the crap out of dick tracy and uses the last bullet in dick's gun to shoot him. ender sits and cries, bean get a bunch of credit for not really contributing.
dick tracy shoots harry potter and then ron and then the hobbits, then the shortcake. can't shoot ender or bean cuz they are unarmed. ender kicks the crap out of dick tracy and uses the last bullet in dick's gun to shoot him. ender sits and cries, bean get a bunch of credit for not really contributing.
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Thanks Jayelle. I was thinking the exact same thing. What Slim said bugged me as much as it bugged Jebus.But you can't just perform spells unless you're magic to begin with. From all accounts, Ender and Bean are Muggles.
Frodo would put on his ring and Harry would put on his invisibility cloak. Ender and Bean would go after Dick Tracy and Strawberry Shortcake because they're the two who really have no powers. So boom, boom Dick and Strawberry are outta here.
Then Samwise would attack Bean because Bean is so small but Bean would easily take him out. Then Ron, seeing that Ender had no one after him (or so he thinks) would go after Ender and beat him with his spells. Then Harry would go after Frodo because he has the invisibility advantage and take him out because Frodo would be carrying around a sword and give himself away. Frodo and Samwise are history.
Then Ender and Bean would be against Ron and Harry. Not knowing where Harry was they would both concentrate on Ron and Harry would take them both out.
Harry and Ron win.
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But only because the government found them before the wizarding community could!But you can't just perform spells unless you're magic to begin with. From all accounts, Ender and Bean are Muggles.
Failing that, they could still go for the swords and invisibility, but then my story won't work! I'm sticking with everyone was ignorant that they are actually wizards.
Putting that aside, Harry and Ron were my next choice, then the hobbits, then the odd couple. No one ever expects the children *meniacal laughter*
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Speaking only of the characters I'm familiar with... Bean would kick Ron's ass, and Harry and Ender would stop and realize there isn't anything worth fighting each other for, so they'd be destined-to-kill-in-order-to-save-the-world-but-we-really-don't-want-to-hurt-anybody friends.
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hahaha. harry and ender, the two chosen ones. ron and bean, both second rate. it's funny. i am willing to bet a million dollars that if OSC didn't frown upon the concept in general, this fanfic would TOTALLY have already been written.
thank god it hasn't been.
thank god it hasn't been.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
I'll slug it out
I'm sick of waiting
and I can
hear the bells are
ringing joyful and triumphant
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No one ever expects... THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Speaking only of the characters I'm familiar with... Bean would kick Ron's ass, and Harry and Ender would stop and realize there isn't anything worth fighting each other for, so they'd be destined-to-kill-in-order-to-save-the-world-but-we-really-don't-want-to-hurt-anybody friends.
One would kill the other, anyway. Stupid devotion to duty.
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Because no one will expect the spanish inquisition, and it'll come and take all the teams by suprise.
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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