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Pastafarianism
For those of you who don't know, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the religion around Him, pastafarianism, is sweeping the net.
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
Have you been touched by his noodly appendage?
Step one, take off your shirt. Step two ... Step three, PROFIT!
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*sob* he touched me with his noodley appendage inappropriately
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Guest, just as warning, excessive leet on this forum may lead to ridicule, mockery, destruction of your ego, and possible injury or death.
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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I can see Cthulhu with a couple of IPU ribs sticking out of it's gaping maw...slurping up noodles.
Clearly, you don't know Cthulhu like I do...
Clearly, you don't know Cthulhu like I do...
--Boothby
"The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
You might be seeing the Cthulhu, but I doubt that you’ll ever see the IPU, or its ribs. The fact that it is invisible not only prevents its “capture†but also guarantees that you are talking about a false and irrelevant substitute of the IPU.I can see Cthulhu with a couple of IPU ribs sticking out of it's gaping maw...slurping up noodles.
Clearly, you don't know Cthulhu like I do...
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It's all just a matter of interpretation.
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Well, obviously, the ribs are implied, since I can see the FSM's noodly appendages wrapped around something I just can't see (but know is pink, nonetheless)
And, please, don't degrade His Noodly Appendages by (falsely) claiming that He is some failed refrigerator experiment of God's. I can't begin to tell you just how offensive that is.
And, please, don't degrade His Noodly Appendages by (falsely) claiming that He is some failed refrigerator experiment of God's. I can't begin to tell you just how offensive that is.
--Boothby
"The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
"The biggest cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid people are so sure about things and the intelligent folks are so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
Oh, so you see something invisible (by implication) and you’re sure it is the IPU? Sorry, it doesn’t work that way.Well, obviously, the ribs are implied, since I can see the FSM's noodly appendages wrapped around something I just can't see (but know is pink, nonetheless)
Maybe you haven’t heard, but the IPU is by definition impossible to capture. So I’m still sure it is not the IPU but an irrelevant (pink) substitute of Her that was captured by that deity with the unpronounceable name of yours.
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PS: just for the record, I don’t believe in the FSM.
It's all just a matter of interpretation.
Nice to meet youMy children, do not be led astray by these false idols. I am Jebus, I am the father and the son*, the all mighty, and you shall have no gods before me.
Praise be to me.
*I had a complicated childhood.
I have one question: Do you mean to say that there isn't (or shouldn't be) an IPU ?!?!??!
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It's all just a matter of interpretation.
Well, that’s a curious statement… I know the IPU and all that she told me until now turned out to be true. So it’s your word against my dear and trustworthy IPU’s word.If you knew the IPU you'd know she's a compulsive liar.
Do you have any proof that you are telling the truth in this matter?
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It's all just a matter of interpretation.
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