Bumper Stickers
Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:32 pm
The last PWEB had a merchandising section to speculate on possible tie-ins. The only one I ever had was for a bumper sticker:
LITTLE MOTHER ON BOARD
LITTLE MOTHER ON BOARD
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:54 pm
i think little dr. on board would be better... people who've read the books would know to stay away from you.
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:00 am
Bean is not the wonder fruit!
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:05 am
My Third Beat Up Your Honor Student.
Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 12:06 pm
my ass is dragon.
Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 8:23 am
Now that's good!my ass is dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 8:08 pm
That IS a good one... if I had the stuff to do it, I'd probably make one right now...Now that's good!my ass is dragon.
Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:13 pm
So, welcome, Kansas! 
Got ice?
Got ice?
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 12:46 pm
"Watch your butt.
--God"
Or the classic "The Enemy's Gate is Down."
EDITED!!!
--God"
Or the classic "The Enemy's Gate is Down."
EDITED!!!
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:19 pm
*cough* Enemy's Gate 
Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:45 pm
Oops. Thanks. I'll fix that.
Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:29 pm
"I can defeat 40 children in zero-gravity space-war like battles using my own 40 children,
AND YOU CAN'T!"
or...
"I eat Achilleses (is that how you spell it?) for breakfast!"
"Purchase and create your very own space colony, for a (pretty small) fee!! Call Hyrum Graff now, on 1-800-COLONIES!"
"I killed 7 people by age 10. Wanna be next? Get the hell away from my car!" (with a skull side-paint) (Note, Achilles' age is not given, so it can be any age- until he got to Battle School)
"William Bee, Griffin Army, Talo Momoe, Tiger Army, 1900. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?"
AND YOU CAN'T!"
or...
"I eat Achilleses (is that how you spell it?) for breakfast!"
"Purchase and create your very own space colony, for a (pretty small) fee!! Call Hyrum Graff now, on 1-800-COLONIES!"
"I killed 7 people by age 10. Wanna be next? Get the hell away from my car!" (with a skull side-paint) (Note, Achilles' age is not given, so it can be any age- until he got to Battle School)
"William Bee, Griffin Army, Talo Momoe, Tiger Army, 1900. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?"
Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:19 pm
Welcome to PWeb Bonito! Have some gyoza!
I like the last one you posted. I have a whole bunch of quotes underlined in my copy of Ender's Game but I'm too lazy to get off my bed and get it.
I like the last one you posted. I have a whole bunch of quotes underlined in my copy of Ender's Game but I'm too lazy to get off my bed and get it.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:29 pm
Haha.
"Tree Hugger" , with a picture of a piggie next to it.
"Tree Hugger" , with a picture of a piggie next to it.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 12:52 am
Now THAT is the most clever one I've heard in a long time.
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:02 pm
bugger off!
Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:55 am
Still paddling the old knew...
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:10 pm
Vote for Peter!
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 3:54 pm
Heh, nice one.
"Stone Child is my b****" (It's either Stone Child or Stone Girl- I have a translated version of Shadow Puppets, and basically every Ender book that I have is translated, so I can't really recall. I'm guessing it to be stone child)
"This is madness! this is Battle School!!" (you can replace Battle School with Rotterdam)
"I am Achilles de Flanders. You saw me lying on the floor, with a little girl holding a rock above me. Prepare to die!"
"Stone Child is my b****" (It's either Stone Child or Stone Girl- I have a translated version of Shadow Puppets, and basically every Ender book that I have is translated, so I can't really recall. I'm guessing it to be stone child)
"This is madness! this is Battle School!!" (you can replace Battle School with Rotterdam)
"I am Achilles de Flanders. You saw me lying on the floor, with a little girl holding a rock above me. Prepare to die!"
Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 4:06 pm
Battle School Grad
Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 4:57 am
Probably not ideal for a bumper sticker.
"I am Achilles de Flanders. You saw me lying on the floor, with a little girl holding a rock above me. Prepare to die!"
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 1:15 pm
Give giant, walking, sentient, war-making insects a chance!
Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:47 pm
My kid is a battle school honor student!
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:05 pm
Achilles Happens!
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:09 pm
If you can read this you are a BUTTWATCHER!
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:16 pm
I like that one.If you can read this you are a BUTTWATCHER!
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:58 pm
SAVE THE FORMICS!!
Posted: Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:54 pm
Save Lusitania! - STOP THE XENOCIDE
Posted: Mon May 04, 2009 11:59 am
Something like those cuthulu posters:
Achilles 2012- why vote for the lesser evil?
Achilles 2012- why vote for the lesser evil?
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:22 pm
Bean/Nikolai ~ 2012
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 7:44 pm
I agree with the campaigns
Peter for Hegemon!
Peter for Hegemon!
Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 11:27 pm
How do you have the avatar that you have when you type things like this? Cthulhu.cuthulu
(Actually, I thought it was C'thulhu, but wikipedia/google leads me to believe not?)
Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 8:47 am
H.P. Lovecraft never spelled it "C'thulhu."Actually, I thought it was C'thulhu, but wikipedia/google leads me to believe not?
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:46 am
I think good ol' "the enemy's gat is down" is good. But then look a t my signature... 
Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 4:38 pm
I think you mean The Enemies Gate is down.
That's my pick as well though.
That's my pick as well though.