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Postby Arlecchino » Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:39 am

When you try to love a bully at school so that you can truelly understand him.... and crush him.

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Postby Graff^ » Fri Feb 26, 2010 1:45 pm

When as a threat you say you are stilson I am Ender watch out
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Postby Peterlover14 » Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:16 pm

Graff, I think that would get you beat up.
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Postby Graff^ » Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:31 pm

I would so win! (flexs a muscle)
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Postby Peterlover14 » Sat Feb 27, 2010 9:24 pm

Win like Ender?

Oh, wait! We're getting off topic again.

Um, when you see a backpack with the letters "EG" on it and EG automatically comes into your head. Or when you see a car that says "Endres" on the back. :shock:
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Postby Graff^ » Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:43 am

Ok back on topic

When you want to name all your kids after EG characters and you want yen kids so you don't forget anyone
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Postby Jeesh_girl15 » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:26 am

When you're reading about guerilla warfare in history class and automatically think of the battle room and all the little toons.

And when you find yourself in the Orson Scott Card section every time you go to the library just to look at all the Enderverse books.
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Postby Graff^ » Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:51 am

WHen you learn about space
and already consider yourself a master
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combat in space thanks to Bean
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Postby megxers » Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:31 pm

One of my coworkers doesn't read much and one of the most recent books she's read was Ender's Game. Everything can thus be related to EG.
So don't go worrying about me
It's not like I think about you constantly
So maybe I do, but that shouldn't affect
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Postby Graff^ » Fri Mar 05, 2010 5:27 pm

When before you do anything you thin WWED. What Would Ender Do?
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Postby ptr.arkanian » Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:32 am

-when you start talking to your friends about the first and second invasions and they start giving you weird looks because they dont know what youre talking about

-youre friends tell you that the buggers are not real and you feel the violet urge to tackle them

-everything you write or talk about in school has a hidden enders game reference inside it

-you rename your copy of OSC's authorized ender companion as your bible
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Postby Boothby » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:59 pm

...you include your presentation at Endercon and your contribution to the Authorized Ender Companion on your resume and LinkedIn page.
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Postby Jayelle » Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:40 pm

-you re-read Enders Game and think "Oh, so that's where they got the idea for the iPad" about the desks.
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Postby Peterlover14 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:50 pm

Hahaha that never occured to me, Jayelle...
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Postby Graff^ » Sun Mar 07, 2010 2:42 pm

Hey Sonic have you read this yet!!!
By the way that's really weird to think about.
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Postby ^Martel » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:03 pm

-when your life goal is to become a Speaker for the Dead

-when you wonder if you have a philotic bond between you and your friends

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Postby Peterlover14 » Mon Mar 08, 2010 7:53 pm

Hmm...interesting theory.

Welcome to Pweb ^Martel. :D Glad to see you've posted at least once.

Most people sign up and never come back. :roll:
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Postby Graff^ » Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:59 pm

I've already decided to become a Speaker for the Dead I'm going to start that proffession(sp)
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Postby Sonikku13 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:27 pm

If you think the iPad is like an Ender's Game desk... When someone says computer, laptop, netbook, notebook, mobile PC, you immediately think of Ender's Game.
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Postby Game Room Wannabe » Mon Mar 22, 2010 4:46 pm

when someone says Bender's game and you say I LOVE THAT BOOK!!
when someone says I lost the game and you think ENDER'S GAME!! I LOSE NOO!!
when you walk up to a girl and say "Wanna go Ender's game?" <--lol
when a girl walks up to you and you think about Petra...
when you're naming a child and you say Ender if it's a boy, Petra if it's a girl.

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Postby tngcas » Thu Mar 25, 2010 12:13 am

    -when you find yourself flipping the orientation of the walls/people and smugly compare yourself to Ender
    -when you find yourself trying to explain a point by first explaining the science of philotic connections

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Postby StrivingForSatyagraha » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:20 am

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And I always wonder-- Where is my Briseis

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Postby StrivingForSatyagraha » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:21 am

you include your presentation at Endercon


They have that! Where at and how can i get there!?!?!?!?! =P
And I always wonder-- Where is my Briseis

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Postby Jayelle » Sun Apr 04, 2010 6:49 am

StrivingForSatyagraha wrote:
you include your presentation at Endercon


They have that! Where at and how can i get there!?!?!?!?! =P



Sadly, it only happened once and it was in 2002, I believe. So you can get there with a time machine.
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Postby Game Room Wannabe » Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:10 pm

Jayelle wrote:
StrivingForSatyagraha wrote:
you include your presentation at Endercon


They have that! Where at and how can i get there!?!?!?!?! =P



Sadly, it only happened once and it was in 2002, I believe. So you can get there with a time machine.


Sorry, trademarked and only 3 ever existed. I own 2 and the 3rd got destroyed due to use by terrorists. LOL

Only 3 really exist. Peter destroyed his, Valentine uses hers often but it isn't effective enough, and Ender gave his to Novinha. Oh and OSC has Peter's now.
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Postby spanish_rockette » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:45 pm

[quote="eriador"]You have erotic dreams about Battle School students.[/quote]+

wat is wrong with you? :shock:
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Postby spanish_rockette » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:47 pm

[quote="Game Room Wannabe"]when someone says Bender's game and you say I LOVE THAT BOOK!!
when someone says I lost the game and you think ENDER'S GAME!! I LOSE NOO!!
when you walk up to a girl and say "Wanna go Ender's game?" <--lol
when a girl walks up to you and you think about Petra...
when you're naming a child and you say Ender if it's a boy, Petra if it's a girl.

^^[/quote]
i agree
"leaving both her husbands behind, the one whose life had a monument and a book, and the one whose only monument was in her heart."

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Postby spanish_rockette » Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:52 pm

when you watch the Kardashians on TV, you think Petra.
when you google, "ENDER" everytime
when you end up calling your friend, Julian, "Bean"
when you dream about Ender's Game all the time.
when youe mother uses, "I'm not goingto buy you the next book in ender/bean sagas!" as a thret to keep your room clean.
when your in science, you think of ender.
ect. :oops:
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Re: You know you've read too much EG when...

Postby Jinxletandcake » Sun Jan 15, 2012 9:41 pm

When you see the word "End" and silently freak out.
or
When your copy of Ender's game is littered with post-it-notes marking certain scenes in the book.

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Postby TerresaWiggin » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:23 pm

...when you start calling bratty kids "Peter" as an insult. :roll:
done.
"when a school counselor called her in to tell her that the school administration was growing concerned about the fact that Petra seemed to be associating with the antisocial element in the school, she knew that she was truly at home in Maralik."

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Re: You know you've read too much EG when...

Postby Sparrow » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:10 pm

EnderForHegemon is your preferred gamertag ^.^
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Postby TerresaWiggin » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:33 pm

... when you use "ender" for your password :)
...or have an account with username "poke," password "carlotta."
"when a school counselor called her in to tell her that the school administration was growing concerned about the fact that Petra seemed to be associating with the antisocial element in the school, she knew that she was truly at home in Maralik."

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Postby TerresaWiggin » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:45 pm

  • -when you find yourself flipping the orientation of the walls/people and smugly compare yourself to Ender
    -when you find yourself trying to explain a point by first explaining the science of philotic connections
...or when you accidentally do this during an assembly, and get awkward looks from the unknown girl on your right.
"when a school counselor called her in to tell her that the school administration was growing concerned about the fact that Petra seemed to be associating with the antisocial element in the school, she knew that she was truly at home in Maralik."

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Postby TerresaWiggin » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:49 pm

when you watch the Kardashians on TV, you think Petra.
when you google, "ENDER" everytime
when you end up calling your friend, Julian, "Bean"
when you dream about Ender's Game all the time.
when youe mother uses, "I'm not goingto buy you the next book in ender/bean sagas!" as a thret to keep your room clean.
when your in science, you think of ender.
ect. :oops:
...when in science you resist the urge to include in your description of molecular bonding, a full explanation of the MD. device.
"when a school counselor called her in to tell her that the school administration was growing concerned about the fact that Petra seemed to be associating with the antisocial element in the school, she knew that she was truly at home in Maralik."

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Postby TerresaWiggin » Sun Feb 24, 2013 10:53 pm

Ah, man, I wish I had Ender-obsessed friends too.
same here.
"when a school counselor called her in to tell her that the school administration was growing concerned about the fact that Petra seemed to be associating with the antisocial element in the school, she knew that she was truly at home in Maralik."


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