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Don't Feed the Bezoar!

Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 12:28 pm
by Eddie Pinz
I can't believe this thread wasn't created yet. Maybe we haven't needed it until now. But alas we do.


So just don't feed it.

Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:43 pm
by Jayelle
Sometimes, a bezoar will look up at you with puppy dog eyes like they haven't been fed in years and it's so hard not to give them a little scrap off the table. You think "Aww... I haven't seen a bezoar in so long, just this once, I'll give it something".

But, it's wrong. That scrap turns into a three course meal with extra gravy.

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:07 pm
by Bezoar
HUNGRY!!!!

Posted: Mon Nov 19, 2007 7:44 pm
by Eaquae Legit
*shamefaced* I'm sorry.

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 12:57 pm
by Jayelle
I'm looking at you, Steve.

Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 4:11 pm
by Jayelle
*bump*

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:01 am
by big beans
I told you not to give that damned Loch Ness monster tree fitty.

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:13 am
by SaintDrogo
Oh crap the loch nessmonsta tree fitty joke, where the HECK was that from?! I remember it was really funny and maybe it was Dave Chapelle, crap, it's gonna make my head esplode PLEEEEASE tell me!

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:15 am
by Borommakot_15
It was from South Park, Drogo..

Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 10:40 pm
by eriador
Ummmmmmmm...

A beozar isn't alive... it's a stone from a (goat?) stomach that's a universal antidote.

Sillies.


(spoken like the newbie I am)

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:18 am
by Dr. Mobius
*bump*

Seriously guys, don't feed it. It ain't worth it.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:25 am
by thatguy1944
But I thought we maight actually get away with it this time...

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:05 am
by Jayelle
Ummmmmmmm...

A beozar isn't alive... it's a stone from a (goat?) stomach that's a universal antidote.

Sillies.


(spoken like the newbie I am)
Except in the case of this Buffy episode , which is where Caspian coined the phrase from.


...and I'm sorry for feeding the bezoar in this thread. Ack.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 5:00 pm
by thatguy1944
im confused as to the purpose of this thread...

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 6:45 pm
by Virlomi
*bump*

Seriously guys, don't feed it. It ain't worth it.
I'm sorry Josh, my fault. Usually I can let it go, but for obvious reasons I just couldn't this time.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:31 pm
by Caspian
Caspian coined the phrase
Yup. My influence continues to be felt on this board. Feel my power, newbies. Feel my power.

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:33 pm
by Eaquae Legit
Caspian coined the phrase
Yup. My influence continues to be felt on this board. Feel my power, newbies. Feel my power.
Bwaha?

Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:35 pm
by Caspian
Indeed.

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:18 am
by Eddie Pinz
I know I'm doing it. But I can't help it. Not this time, it's too much.

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:22 am
by Gravity Defier
Maybe just until Jeebsy disappears again?

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:28 am
by locke
you all need to cool it.

geez. the oldbies are all cranky tonight and yelling "get off my lawn!" at the youngsters. pbbt. :/

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:21 am
by Valentine
I agree with locke. Relax! :)

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:41 pm
by Syphon the Sun
I'm sorry, guys.

I can't help that I always have food!

Posted: Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:16 pm
by powerfulcheese04
Bad Michael!

(Though, it's hilarious!)

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 11:40 am
by Bezoar
HUNGRY!!!!

Posted: Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:17 pm
by Syphon the Sun
General questions:

Is it necessarily evil to feed a bezoar? For instance, is it acceptable to feed one something with poison? And is the feeding of poison in that situation evil, by its nature? Or, even if it is, is it the lesser of two evils, the other being allowing the bezoar to live? Morally, is it any worse than starving a bezoar to death?

Maybe we should hash out the philosophy of bezoars, their deaths, and our actions contributing to their timely demise.

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:45 pm
by Gravity Defier
Dear Self,

Read the thread title.

Love,
Me

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 10:12 pm
by ^Peter
Feeding... a... bezoar? Hm... but aren't we feeding it by post-

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:30 pm
by Rodaka
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:33 pm
by Eddie Pinz
I'm not sure if there is actually one running around, seems innocent enough. But we may have a bezoar in sheep's clothing. Just watch yourself guys.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:34 pm
by Jayelle
I'm sorry. Paul and I are bored tonight. :)

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:41 pm
by Game Room Wannabe
I feel like feeding it... what happens if I do?

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:49 pm
by Caspian
Okay I'm done.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:51 pm
by Jayelle
Good job, sweetie.

Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2010 9:54 pm
by Game Room Wannabe
Oh... that's the Bezoar...
-throws into a cage-
:roll:
So, what's everyone up to? lol