Dear You 2.0

[Petra]

Dear You,

Thank you for lunch. I am sick and dying. Please bring me cough drops and cuddle me and make me feel prettier.

[VelvetElvis]

Dear You,



Love,

Me

[Petra]

Dear you,

please please make this stop i feel so bad and i can't handle it anymore please make me better i don't feel good

[Bevis]

Dear You,

That's the funniest pic I've seen all night.

[VelvetElvis]

Dear You,

Assuming you were talking to me, that picture is a knife of truth through my student heart.

If you weren't, carry on then.

[Bevis]

*apologizes for innappropriate laughter*
*carries on*
Now go do your paper.

[VelvetElvis]

Dear you,

I'm done, ok?

exaustedly yours,

me

[jotabe]

QFT!!!

[powerfulcheese04]

Dear you,

Well, this should be interesting. It's probably a good thing all those other people will be around.

-labbie mouse

Dear you,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

-studentKim

[Gravity Defier]

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[neo-dragon]

Dear You,



Love,

Me

Wow, talk about a picture being worth 1000 words, and every one of them is true! I tell ya, it was a really bad idea to invent a machine that people are supposed to do work on, but also have that it allows for access to the internet, videos, music, chatting with friends, games, etc. Really, it's just cruel sometimes!

[Miss Abbie]

Dear you,

I hate you. I hate you, I hate you. You were supposed to protect me. You were supposed to keep me safe from her. You get PAID to protect me, dammit! I am supposed to be able to trust you, and I did, and I let myself be... weak, be vulnerable, I guess, around you and you f****** BETRAYED me. I hate you!

You know that this can't possibly be what's best for me. You know that I can be stupid and I'll be cut off from everyone who loves me and I'll have easy access to a s***** of sleeping pills. You know it, you know it, you f****** know it and you're still forcing me to go. What happened to spending a few days at a time with her? How could you do this to me? You know what it's like for me. You know how many times I have honest to god wanted to die because of her and you don't care! You don't care that I'll be with her for EIGHT f****** DAYS without anyone to protect me. I can't protect myself, I just can't do it anymore, I don't know how, I'm not strong enough to know how.

What. Did. I. Do. To. Deserve. This.

-me

[VelvetElvis]

Dear you,

I was trying to remember those stupid nerves and then you pet my head. It worked. That stupid rhyme you recited as you patted my head is now branded there. Thanks for the voodoo.

O O O! To touch and feel very good velvet. Ah!

Thanks bunches,

Me

[Jayelle]

Dear Helenberry,

Thanks for the new desktop image.

-JL

[v-girl]

dear you,

"i can't fight this feeling any longer
and yet i'm still afraid to let it flow
what started out as friendship has grown stronger
i only wish i had the strength to let it show"

i am a typical girl. as much as i try not to be. and that sucks.

-me

[Gravity Defier]

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[Petra]

Dear You,

Please don't be interested in me again. Please please please. I liked you so much, but I really adore my new boyfriend and you two are polar opposites. I don't know what I would do. Because my boyfriend I know will dump me eventually and hurt me, but he hasn't hurt me yet. You, on the other hand, are the "nice guy," but you're the one who disappeared for two weeks because you were too nice to break up with me and I cried for two days.

You're the nice guy. He's trouble. But he treats me better. Where's the logic in that?

Just please don't like me.

Sincerely,
Woman

[RandomMaker]

Dear You,
Please don't move. At least not in January. For heaven's sake, wait until summer.
-Fan

Dear You,
Come on, that would be absurd. What would be the point of that? It would be bad for everyone involved. See the above post.
-Fan

[zeroguy]

Dear you,

You are most kind, forgiving, and patient, even though that was completely my fault. (And I'm really annoyed at myself. If I had noticed that assignment, it would have taken me two seconds because it was already done, and I would have gotten a perfect grade in that class. Now I'm failing if I don't turn that in, and I have to do extra work just to bring my grade above a C.)

On the other hand, I wasn't "paying attention" because that class is a most incredible waste of time. I cannot imagine being the only one this happened to, since many others are only there for about five seconds to sign their names off. I actually stay for the whole time, practically asleep, and look where it's gotten me! At least last time I brought a book, so it wasn't a total loss of an hour. Why the f*** is this a "strongly recommended" course? I can't believe an orientation class is going to be my lowest grade this semester.

-me

Dear Pweb,

Quick opinion poll... is a 2-page paper worth a 1 letter grade increase in a 1-credit hour class? (I don't know how other universities work, but most "normal" classes are 3 or 4 credit hours here.)

-me

[Young Val]

it's worth it. it will matter, maybe not now, but it will matter in your overall gpa when you graduate. do it.

(this, from a girl who's been there).

[eriador]

I dunno about you, but I can pound out a two page paper in 30 minutes and get an A on it. Given the fact that this is such a low-credit class, the teacher probably won't notice some BS, or won't care, but that is unfounded assumption

I say do it.

[Jebus]

Dear... whoever was in the chat with me last night,

excuse me for my brief moment of insanity; I shouldn't log on to AIM after going out.

Signed,
me

[RoyalMother]

Dear you,

You are tho only patient I have ever yelled at. I yelled that if you wanted to die that was fine, but not on my shift. That was 2 years ago, you did so well, and got better. All you remembered was that I told you that you were not dying.
Now you are dying and I am broken hearted. I can't even tell you that you are dying. I am a coward, the doctor will have to tell you.

[Miss Abbie]

Dear you,

I see that all the time and it drives me insane. I can't stand people who are so ungrateful. He does good things for you, who are you to tell him that's not good enough? And I know that he'll continue to do it anyway, but it would be really great if you would show him that he matters to you instead of demanding more when he helps you out.

-me

Dear you,

I am going to kill you. Maintenance won't come and fix you for reasons which are beyond me, so I wake up in the middle of the night every night absolutely freezing and then it's so hard to get out of bed in the morning just because don't want to turn into an ice cube. But then I guess if I killed you, it would get even colder in here.

I also don't know why our heater doesn't quite work. It sucks. Please have some mercy and stop leaking.

-the girl in room 201, where you are a window

[ValentineNicole]

Dear you,
I WANT you to come. I WANT to see you. I'm sorry my defensive and spiteful side has once again forced you to think this isn't best. Please believe me. I'm still holding hope for this december.

[lovesonia]

Dear yous...

Talking with you in the chat room was a bunch of fun. We should do it again sometime.

-Trill

Dear you...

When will my status stop being 'n00b'? Make it soon, please. *kiss*

-Nikki

Dear you...

I can't explain it but each time I talk to you, I think I like you even more.

-Nikki

Dear you...

GO. TO. SLEEP. It's 3 am!

-yourself

[ValentineNicole]

Dear you,
Thank you. I know you had a bad day, and spending a couple hours with me at the airport probably wasn't on your priorities list. It meant a lot to me. I'm sorry I was so angry, both at you earlier and at the airline in general.

[Ithilien]

Dear you,

What are you doing right now?
What are you supposed to be doing right now?
Focus dammit!!!!

- me

[Miss Abbie]

Dear you,

It was windy today, so I put my scarf on before I went outside. I got many compliments for it, and then I felt very special. Everyone was shocked to find out that it was handmade, and on and on about how I look so lovely in it.

Also, you may be amused to know that I changed my entire outfit from black and white to jeans and a navy shirt just to match.

Oh! And I just remembered! I have to ask you for your address at some point. What an exciting thing to remember...

love,
abbie

[fawkes]

Dear you,

Check this out!

~me

[Mahatma]

Dear you,

Way to just leave campus for the last show. Way to be faithful to your fans. I will not see you for another eight and a half months. Way to think about that. Clearly, you need to put improv comedy higher on your priority list.

Love,
your greedy, angry stalker.

[Jayelle]

Dear you,

A couple years.

JL

[RandomMaker]

Dear You:
AGH!!! WORK!!!
-yourself

Dear Y'all:
The amount of work, it's absurd. Absurd, I tell you.
-me

[starlooker]

Dear You,

What he (^) said.

Me

[starlooker]

Dear You,

Five more minutes. And then five more. And five more after that.

Trite me.