Anna Nicole Smiths daughter

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Whose the father of the baby now?

90 year old billionair.
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6%
Hugh Heffner.
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18%
Some 50 year old attorney.
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29%
I am the father.
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47%
 
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Anna Nicole Smiths daughter

Postby puppets » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:08 am

Not even dead for 3 days and everyone is her babies daddy.
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Postby mr_thebrain » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:25 am

most likely it's howard stern
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Postby VelvetElvis » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:30 am

the billionaire died in 1995

i am clearly the father
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Postby Claire » Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:55 am

Is her name pronounced Dannie-lynn or Danielle-lynn

(Its spelled Dannielynn)
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Postby hive_king » Sat Feb 10, 2007 12:37 pm

Its pronounced "Frank."
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Postby Boothby » Sat Feb 10, 2007 1:39 pm

The baby comes with a $400 Million dowry.
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Postby Virlomi » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:41 pm

I'm completely ignorant about what she set in place before she died, but surely she left a guardian for her child... right? If she did, it wouldn't much matter who the father was, I believe, as far as the money goes. I mean, didn't she have a will?
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Postby Nicholas » Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:28 pm

I believe the name is pronounced Dannie-lynn.

And come on the lawyers can’ spawn children. But even though the billionaire is dead she probably save what little sperm the was and used it. (come on she is a celebrity they do those weird things)
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Postby Jebus » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:44 am

But it's clear they haven't quite cornered the market on weirdness.
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