Know what's as bad as having your balls slammed in a door?

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Know what's as bad as having your balls slammed in a door?

Postby Oliver Dale » Wed Jan 24, 2007 4:05 pm

... Well, nothing ....

But know what's close?

Having to pack up and move your apartment on short notice.

How has your week been going?
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Postby Reticent » Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:50 pm

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Postby eriador » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:23 pm

Why?
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Postby Fish Tank » Wed Jan 24, 2007 8:34 pm

Breaking your fibula and tibia in half hurts more than getting kicked in the balls. I promise you that.
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Postby Young Val » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:01 pm

Breaking your fibula and tibia in half hurts more than getting kicked in the balls. I promise you that.

ah, but does it hurt more than getting your balls slammed in a door? these are the key questions.


hang in there, Ollie. exciting days are ahead.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
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I hear the bells
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hear the bells are
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Postby VelvetElvis » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:01 pm

We've lost four (two in one shift) patients in a week, my headaches haven't let up for more than an hour, I think my transmission is going out, and I haven't read my Bible in three days.
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Postby Eaquae Legit » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:12 pm

Rookie.
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Postby VelvetElvis » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:17 pm

... Sorry?
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Postby Eaquae Legit » Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:25 pm

Not you. Ollie.
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Postby Epi » Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:48 pm

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Postby powerfulcheese04 » Wed Jan 24, 2007 11:09 pm

It's not all bad. I get to meet you in about 5 weeks. :mrgreen:
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Postby Fish Tank » Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:55 am

It would have to depend on what type of door it is and who is doing the slamming.
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Postby eriador » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:07 am

In response to the question, how about castration without anesthesia, against your will, with a rusty butter knife.
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Postby Young Val » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:25 am

i don't think Ollie was asking a question so much as illustrating exactly how unpleasant he finds the task of packing in a rush. the suggestions are certainly creative, though.
you snooze, you lose
well I have snozzed and lost
I'm pushing through
I'll disregard the cost
I hear the bells
so fascinating and
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I'm sick of waiting
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Postby eriador » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:41 am

I know, but it's fun to share ;)
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Postby Dr. Mobius » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:06 pm

I could say something, but I think people are getting tired of hearing about that. I think I've said more than enough as it is anyway. ;)
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Postby ValentineNicole » Thu Jan 25, 2007 2:23 pm

I agree. I had to move out in 2 days last year, without any notice.
I'm sure it's worse for you, being that I just rent a single bedroom in a college apartment, but I have a s***** of stuff in there so I feel your pain. I hope you had/have people to help you out...
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Postby steph » Thu Jan 25, 2007 7:24 pm

I'm sorry, Ollie! My brother and Sis-in-law (Dave and Janna) had to move out on one day's notice once. That sucked. So they can understand. Me, I hate moving just in general, it doesn't matter how much notice I have! It seriously stresses me out.

Good luck to you! (I miss you, by the way! I seriously don't have nearly enough time to talk these days!)
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Postby Jayelle » Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:17 pm

I think my head would explode. I hate, HATE doing things like that on a moments notice.
Which is weird because I tend to be implusive. Just not about stuff like that, I guess.
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Postby luminousnerd » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:32 pm

It all depends on how hard the door was slammed. There's a point where I just can't imagine living through the pain.
Knowledge is bliss. Ignorance just doesn't know what bliss means.
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Postby eriador » Thu Jan 25, 2007 9:55 pm

I'll bet that point occurs after the point where you go into shock and feel nothing. Unless you're weak ;)
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Postby Fish Tank » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:20 am

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
Fight the machine!
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Postby hive_king » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:35 am

Every time I hear that, I want to beat the stuffing out of the person who said that with a stick. My reasoning is I'm doing them a favor.
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Postby Guest » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:44 am

Right. They shouldn't be so "weak" that they can't stop you from beating them with a stick. And if they are that weak, well - you ARE doing them a favor.
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Postby hive_king » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:46 am

As i see it, thats alot of weak leaving their body.
The Makeout Hobo is real, and does indeed travel around the country in his van and make out with ladies... If you meet him, it is customary to greet him with a shot of whiskey and a high five (if you are a dude) or passionate makeouts (if you are a lady).
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Postby Guest » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:47 am

And, hopefully, some brain matter as well.
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Postby Oliver Dale » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:50 am

Okay, now I remember why I stick around this place.

Young Val: Thanks! I am way excited. I almost piddled.

Eaquae Legit: Who you calling a rookie, newbie-mod? P.s. I never realized until this moment how unfun typing your SN can be.

powerfulcheese04: Yay 5 weeks!

ValentineNicole: Thanks for feeling my pain, man!

steph: Thanks, and I definitely hate not chatting too. New job = more free time, however. Here's hoping.

Jayelle: Hate is a good word for it.

Okay, now that I've caught up on my correspondence, I can get back to boxing up books. (My beautiful, precious books! Don't worry darlings, I'm not abandoning you!)
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Postby Rei » Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:30 pm

Poor books being stuffed into boxes... Which reminds me that I've got to find a way to smuggle more of my books out here next time I go home >_>



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Postby RoyalMother » Fri Jan 26, 2007 6:44 pm

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
This person never worked with the sick and dying.
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Postby Eaquae Legit » Fri Jan 26, 2007 9:55 pm

It's not a pain to me. Probably because I hear all the syllables, and it's a langauge I'm used to working with. :p
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Postby VelvetElvis » Fri Jan 26, 2007 11:29 pm

Pain is just weakness leaving the body.
This person never worked with the sick and dying.
Preach it.
Yay, I'm a llama again!
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Postby Oliver Dale » Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:00 pm

I made it.

I'm alive....

.. now I'm going to bed.
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Postby VelvetElvis » Thu Feb 01, 2007 11:39 pm

Night!
Yay, I'm a llama again!
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Postby Seiryu » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:04 am

I somehow smashed my toe with the door, splitting the toenail and that hurt like hell. I've never felt so much pain before. Then again, I've never had any attack on my nads before.
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