Star Wars... pants!

[locke]

Someone had the brilliant idea of replacing one word in some classic Star Wars lines with Pants:

http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906

1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
3. The Force is strong in my pants.
4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
5. Your pants, you will not need them.
6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.


and my favorite:
43. There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants
and
51. It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants.

[Andorbal]

Search your pants... You know it is true.

[zeroguy]

I found this a few months ago by an interesting way.... searching Google for "pants". You find so many fun sites like this that way!

[Dr. Mobius]

I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further.

Even the Sith need tailors.

[Seiryu]

I want them alive. No pants.

[fawkes]

Curse my metal pants.

It's always been a problem.

[Jayelle]

I love that site!

My favourite:

I feel a great disturbance in the pants. I have not felt this since I was in the presence of my last master...

[luminousnerd]

"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good pair of pants by your side"

[luminousnerd]

Alright guys, everyone go vote for my submissions:

This is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your pants. (Score: 0)

Bury your pants deep down, Luke. They could be made to serve the emperor. (Score: 0)

The pants are down! Commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor. (Score: 0)

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your pants. (Score: 0)

I see you have constructed a new pair of pants. Your skills are complete. (Score: 0)

Emperor: You have paid the price for your lack of pants! (Score: 0)

***Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again. (Score: 0)

Threepio: It's against my programming to wear pants. (Score: 0)

You don't believe in pants, do you? (Score: 0)

The more you tighten your pants, the more star systems will slip through... (Score: 0)

This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you some pants. (Score: 0)


***My favorite.

[fawkes]

Yeah, I just got a funny feeling. Like I'm never gonna see my pants again.

Nice.

I like the "You don't believe in pants, do you?" one, too.

[Mahatma]

I don't know why exactly, but this is one of these things that I cannot help, or stop, laughing out loud about. I expect my mom to come over here any minute saying "What is so funny?!"

[VelvetElvis]

pweb sure has a lot of star wars threads.

[Gravity Defier]

And that is a good, good thing.

[hive_king]

You can never have too many Star Wars threads!

[wizzard]

Although you can have too many Star Wars movies...

[hive_king]

Only if George Lucas of the modern day is making them.

[luminousnerd]

So sad, what they did to the new movies. Such a tragedy.

[pooka]

-I happen to like nice pants.
-I'm nice pants.

[VelvetElvis]

I'll take your word for it.

[Epi]

These also work if you just end it with '...IN BED!'

[locke]

These also work if you just end it with '...IN BED!'

Not until I open a fortune cookie and read "I find your lack of pants disturbing" then they work.