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Postby elfprince13 » Wed Nov 21, 2012 10:30 pm

Watching this video, I had a weird feeling I was seeing what buckshot does with his spare time.
ME TOO! I was just coming in to post a link but you beat me to it.
Someone needs to poke him in here to watch it and tell us if that's him.
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Postby Jayelle » Thu Nov 22, 2012 7:59 am

At the zoo today, I felt a weird twinge of conscience when I told Atty "Look at the monkeys!" when we were watching apes.
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Did you say "Look at the lions" when you're at the tiger cage? :stoned: :mrgreen:
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Postby starlooker » Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:28 am

No! I said, "Look at the big kitty-cats!"

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Postby Eaquae Legit » Mon Nov 26, 2012 6:36 pm

Tonight's episode of Jeopardy had the category "Chicago the Beautiful" and it reminds me of Alea, as anything Chicago does!
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Postby Gravity Defier » Mon Nov 26, 2012 8:56 pm

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Postby Eaquae Legit » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:08 pm

Apparently a lot of things remind me of Alea.

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Postby Gravity Defier » Sun Jan 06, 2013 11:21 pm

:kisses:

I want to live in a world where that is not random and confusing to passersby. That was awesome.
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Postby buckshot » Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:44 am

Hey Elf n Thoughtreader! I have seen it and yes I have to admit to having a few homebuilt oddball machines at the homeplace. I can't figure what keeps that tractor from rolling over, any of you who have ever driven a little wheel tractor know well that the steering on the best of them have a lot of play. That guy is fearless or crazy. I have this real joke of a rig here made from mostly a Big Bud brand articulated tractor ( with a joint in the middle using 2 big hyd cyls to steer with powered with a really big cat diesel marine engine) and parts from just about everything else ever on the place even the diesel out of a smallish tugboat topped off with the cab from a favorite old combines cab and controls. Just to prove my lack of good judgement I hooked it up to a dying blue spruce in my son in law's front drive with a 200 ft 1 inch cable and when I locked both diff-locks and got those huge 8 tires turning I went right through the black top on the county road and turned it to gravel. Oh and the tree flattened the grandkids swing set up thing I got lucky and the county had a sense of humor about the road top. Just to prove it has power my pard Tim and I hooked the beast up to two of the biggest plows in this part of the country a 9 and 10 bottom 22 in moldboard plows . and it just went . I have no idea what it would do or what use it would have but I have had a lot of guys looking at it wanting to put it to work. A couple of logging outfits up north are interested in using it as a giant skidder in the woods but I have too much blood and knuckle in it I doubt I would ever sell it , maybe I'll use it for a sign along the hiway for our feed mill.

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Postby thoughtreader » Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:06 am

Hey Elf n Thoughtreader! I have seen it and yes I have to admit to having a few homebuilt oddball machines at the homeplace. I can't figure what keeps that tractor from rolling over, any of you who have ever driven a little wheel tractor know well that the steering on the best of them have a lot of play. That guy is fearless or crazy. I have this real joke of a rig here made from mostly a Big Bud brand articulated tractor ( with a joint in the middle using 2 big hyd cyls to steer with powered with a really big cat diesel marine engine) and parts from just about everything else ever on the place even the diesel out of a smallish tugboat topped off with the cab from a favorite old combines cab and controls. Just to prove my lack of good judgement I hooked it up to a dying blue spruce in my son in law's front drive with a 200 ft 1 inch cable and when I locked both diff-locks and got those huge 8 tires turning I went right through the black top on the county road and turned it to gravel. Oh and the tree flattened the grandkids swing set up thing I got lucky and the county had a sense of humor about the road top. Just to prove it has power my pard Tim and I hooked the beast up to two of the biggest plows in this part of the country a 9 and 10 bottom 22 in moldboard plows . and it just went . I have no idea what it would do or what use it would have but I have had a lot of guys looking at it wanting to put it to work. A couple of logging outfits up north are interested in using it as a giant skidder in the woods but I have too much blood and knuckle in it I doubt I would ever sell it , maybe I'll use it for a sign along the hiway for our feed mill.
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Postby powerfulcheese04 » Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:08 am

Yesterday, I saw an 8 week old German Shepherd puppy named Ender. His owner and.I spent.several minutes talking about EG and the movie. It was great!
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Postby Eaquae Legit » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:27 pm

:kisses:

I want to live in a world where that is not random and confusing to passersby. That was awesome.
I don't have the moves but I'll do similar the first chance I get if you do. ;)
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Postby GS » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:43 pm

One of the writers of a sports blog that I read was doing an end of the year mailbag type of post. And the last question was what he was looking forward to in 2013. He started with a bunch of sports stuff, then went into some personal stuff and then he finished with... the Ender's Game movie! I thought that was pretty awesome and it also reminded me that I have been severely neglecting this place.
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Postby Gravity Defier » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:23 pm

I'm looking at trivets, saw this and thought of Kelly:

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Postby Mich » Wed Jan 09, 2013 7:20 pm

I've been playing Assassin's Creed 3, which is mostly set in Boston and NYC, and man, now I feel bad that I only thought of Kelly, like, once.

Plus I've been learning so much about Boston. Did you know there's this hill? With a beacon on it? And they call it Beacon Hill?
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Postby GS » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:22 pm

Which reminds me, I saw this last week and it reminded me of Kelly.

Just linked to because of a naughty word.

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Postby Gravity Defier » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:11 pm

To continue with the Boston theme, it is my hope to finally go there sometime this year. I've been wanting to for years on end and with no major trips planned for the year so far, not even to AZ, I just might be able to do it.
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Postby Luet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:51 am

I'll meet up with you!
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Postby wizzard » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:04 pm

Log into Facebook - first post in my feed: "Has anyone read the Ender Wiggin saga?"

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Postby thoughtreader » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:26 pm

I was riding the MAX on tuesday and pulled Ruins (I swear I will finish it this week) out of my back pack to read. The young man sitting across from me asked about it and we had a great OSC/Ender conversation. He had read most of his recent main works but I told him about Treason, Song master, and a few of his non series titles that I really enjoyed .

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Postby Gravity Defier » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:55 pm

I told him about Treason, Song master, and a few of his non series titles that I really enjoyed .
That is good to know. zero recently gifted me with Treason, Song Master and Maps in a Mirror, none of which I've read.
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Postby thoughtreader » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:05 pm

I told him about Treason, Song master, and a few of his non series titles that I really enjoyed .
That is good to know. zero recently gifted me with Treason, Song Master and Maps in a Mirror, none of which I've read.
I know you already know this, but he is totally a keeper!

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Postby Luet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:10 pm

I told him about Treason, Song master, and a few of his non series titles that I really enjoyed .
That is good to know. zero recently gifted me with Treason, Song Master and Maps in a Mirror, none of which I've read.
I know you already know this, but he is totally a keeper!
This! And also, good god woman, get to reading! Songmaster and Maps are some of my favorite OSC books. Also, have you read Pastwatch?
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Postby Gravity Defier » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:51 pm

I know we have a thread specifically for this but I don't care. :mrgreen: Here's what I've read of OSC:

The Ender saga
Ender's Game (1985)
Speaker for the Dead (1986)
Xenocide (1991)
Children of the Mind (1996)
First Meetings (2002)
"Mazer in Prison" (2005)
"Pretty Boy" (2006)
"Cheater" (2006)
"A Young Man with Prospects" (2007)
"The Gold Bug" (2007)
"Ender's Stocking" (2007)
"Ender's Homecoming" (2008)
"Ender in Flight" (2008)
A War of Gifts: An Ender Story (2007)
Ender in Exile (2008)
Earth Unaware (2012)

The Shadow saga
Ender's Shadow (1999)
Shadow of the Hegemon (2001)
Shadow Puppets (2002)
Shadow of the Giant (2005)
Shadows in Flight (January 2012)

The Ender/Shadow Saga Comics
Ender's Game: Battle School #1-5
Ender's Game: Command School #1-5
Ender's Shadow: Battle School #1-5
Ender's Shadow: Command School #1-5
Ender in Exile #1-5
Speaker for the Dead #1-5
Formic Wars: Burning Earth #1-7
Formic Wars: Silent Strike #1-5
Recruiting Valentine
War of Gifts
Mazer in Prison
The League War
Gold Bug

The Tales of Alvin Maker
Seventh Son (1987)
Red Prophet (1988)
Prentice Alvin (1989)
Alvin Journeyman (1995)
Heartfire (1998)
The Crystal City (2003)


The Homecoming Saga
The Memory of Earth (1992)
The Call of Earth (1992)
The Ships of Earth (1994)
Earthfall (1995)


Pastwatch series
Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus (1996)

Mithermages series
The Lost Gate (2011)
The Gate Thief (March 19, 2013) - on hold, will read

The Worthing series
The Worthing Saga (1990)

The Empire series
Empire (2006)

Pathfinder series
Pathfinder (2010)
Ruins (October 2012)

Laddertop series
Laddertop (2011)

Miscellaneous novels
Enchantment (1999)


Anthologies edited by Card
Orson Scott Card's InterGalactic Medicine Show (2008)
Ender's World (2013)
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Postby starlooker » Mon Feb 04, 2013 8:35 am

Well, more of a Pweb, Jr. Reading "Brown Bear, Brown Bear" to Atty reminded me of Ginny. And that reminded me to do voices.
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Postby starlooker » Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:35 am

The Italian reporter who scooped everyone else on the Pope's resignation because she understood Latin makes me think of Ali!
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Postby LilBee91 » Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:17 pm

Hm. I didn't know the Pope could resign. Does he get to join in selecting the next Pope? Is he kicked out of the Vatican?

Edit: reading one article answered all those questions. Just ignore me.
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Postby neo-dragon » Wed Feb 20, 2013 9:25 pm

The first thing I thought when I heard about this is, "I MUST share this with Pweb!"

Humans can enter the Third Life!

(I realize this article is nearly 2 years old, so sorry if this is old news)
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Postby Cassandra » Fri Feb 22, 2013 10:47 am

The first thing I thought when I heard about this is, "I MUST share this with Pweb!"

Humans can enter the Third Life!

(I realize this article is nearly 2 years old, so sorry if this is old news)

This is so cool. Every time I see an article that reminds me of Ender's Game I wanna write about it. Maybe I should start a new news category "Ender in Real Life" or "Ender-esque" idk I'm pretty terrible with titles.
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Postby LilBee91 » Sun Feb 24, 2013 11:46 am

"Beyond Fiction" is a good title. Cool first article to put up too.
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Postby human. » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:35 pm

It's not that random. But I'll be in Chicago again in two weeks and Chicago always reminds me of Alea.
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Postby Gravity Defier » Mon Feb 25, 2013 11:30 pm

It's not that random. But I'll be in Chicago again in two weeks and Chicago always reminds me of Alea.
If it's not for work and/or your time isn't already all spoken for, let me know! I'd love to meet up for lunch or something if I can. :)
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Postby human. » Tue Feb 26, 2013 6:17 pm

It is for work! I should be getting my itinerary soon.. or so I am told. I'm there March 8-10th, I know the 8th and 9th everything is planned out unless you would want to go out late at night but in that case you would have to escort me everywhere because I am definitely not comfortable walking around by myself at night there. I might have some free time the afternoon of the 10th! I'll know when I get my schedule and let you know. =] I know I could have just responded on Facebook, but I wanted a reason to come back and catch up more here.
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Postby Gravity Defier » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:33 pm

I work that weekend but would be willing to escort you around at night for a bit if you're comfortable with that. Change that lunch to dessert or warm drink, if you're so inclined.
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Snowstorm In Chicago Delays Hundreds Of Morning Murders

CHICAGO—The city of Chicago is steadily recovering from an overnight snowstorm that delayed hundreds of murders on Friday morning and will likely continue to push numerous homicides across the city drastically behind schedule, public authorities announced. “As we speak, maintenance crews are working diligently to restore public transportation, de-ice roads, and clear back alleyways so that Chicagoans can quickly resume murdering again,” Department of Streets and Sanitation spokesman Dave Michelson said of the heavy blizzard, which caused numerous homicide cancellations this morning at peak murder times. “Unfortunately, we’re backed up by about 35 deadly shootings at the moment, but we hope to restore regular death tolls as soon as possible. We apologize to anyone forced to postpone shootings or other killings today and assure concerned murderers that they will be able to resume slayings by the early afternoon.” At press time, authorities reported that murders were up and running in many parts of the city, with four teenagers already gunned down on Chicago’s South Side.
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