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Postby Qing_Jao » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:54 pm

Human. : Woo, I love taking pills!
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Postby Dr. Mobius » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:53 pm

My female cousin during Christmas dinner: "I got knocked up."

We were talking about movies.
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Postby Gravity Defier » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:44 pm

My brother to me, last night: I'm trying but your balls are in the way!


He was trying to paint a wall and my ornaments were hanging right in front of a spot that needed painting.
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Postby zeroguy » Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:09 am

From BSS's translation of Ookami to Koushinryou 4:

"Being alone is lonely."

"Your face is all sticky now." (A guy talking to a girl.)

Heh, well, they seemed like they'd be funny taken out of context at the time. And hey, it's a clean show.
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Postby Darth Petra » Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:10 am

My bff katie:
You have a lame mall, dudette.
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Postby Mich » Sun Mar 30, 2008 9:37 pm

My suitemate, Bob: "If only we had a public bathhouse."
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Postby Petra456 » Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:12 pm

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Postby locke » Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:08 am

it's like prick. Prick is one of those part time dirty words. Sometimes you can say it on television. You can say, "I pricked my finger. Just don't say I fingered my prick."
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Postby shadow-petra » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:54 pm

human.: And he actually did it hard!
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Postby VelvetElvis » Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:38 am

It's still daylight! Have some decency!
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Postby zeroguy » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:29 am

Alea: "There'd be lots of banging"

Oh, okay, maybe a little more context:

Alea: "There'd be lots of banging on hard surfaces"

:D
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Postby Gravity Defier » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:16 am

*uses Jedi mind trick on anyone who enters thread* You do not remember zero's post.
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Postby locke » Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:20 am

*considers making thread an announcement to thwart mind trickery then feels suddenly forgetful*
So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.
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Postby Valentine » Wed Dec 10, 2008 4:23 am

Locke: Making girls squeal :)
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Postby locke » Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:33 am

Alea:
"kind of like at church, "Please turn to your neighbor and offer them a sign of sex" "I'm made of sex" "I'm made of sex, too""
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Postby Gravity Defier » Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:15 am

My dearest Twinny, Fred: Now he just lays on his back, his ears propping him up, with his hole open : (
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Postby zeroguy » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:39 am

A bit old, but eh...

Alea: "I am forced to believe it is most likely to be found on the playlists of gay men and teenage girls. The gay men aspect should lend itself nicely to Zero's tastes"
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Postby elfprince13 » Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:49 am

a certain friend who shall remain nameless: "i don't want my very own anymore, i'll just play with other peoples"

not that having the context of this particular conversation would make it any better....
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Postby LilBee91 » Sat Jan 24, 2009 1:56 pm

My friend, in the middle of our high school English class: And I heard you wanted to put something else in my mouth.
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Postby CezeN » Sat Jan 24, 2009 3:53 pm

Lil Wayne: Im a venerial disease, like a menstrual I bleed :\
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Postby Rei » Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:15 am

On IM:

Me: I feel like such a teacher

My friend: Aren't those the Cathars?
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Postby LilBee91 » Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:25 am

My buddy: "I take off clothes at my work too."
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Postby neo-dragon » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:21 pm

Me: That's funny. I had no idea that our first time was so terrible for you.
Alea: And just like a man, you never even noticed.
Me: Yup, I got what I wanted from the affair, but hey, you came back for more, and now we can do it for hours.
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Postby Wil » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:47 pm

Huh.
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Postby LilBee91 » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:33 pm

What's there actually a non-sexual context for that? Because I'm trying, and I can't think of one...
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Postby Gravity Defier » Sun Mar 01, 2009 6:44 pm

It stemmed from me saying how awkward our first AIM conversation(s) was/were a few years ago and he didn't notice, but that I was really embarrassed by how unnatural I was at conversing. Now we can talk just fine. Very much non-sexual. :)
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Postby neo-dragon » Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:06 pm

You a have dirty mind! It's obvious we were talking about chatting. Sexual context? I just don't see it. :?
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Postby elfprince13 » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:18 pm

a couple weeks ago, my best friend Garan, and two girls I'm friends with went to a concert in Burlington.

conversation with one of the girls afterwards:
ya, Fuuun, garan is such a spaz, soo funnyto watching him flail around RIGHT in front of the stage, lol it was great, except the 3some lol

clearly I had enough context to get really weirded out, but not nearly enough to know what she was actually talking about.
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Postby zeroguy » Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:32 pm

Alea: I am constantly moved to tears by all the plopping.
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Postby locke » Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:00 pm

I actually plugged the hole!
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Postby Rei » Fri Apr 17, 2009 8:44 am

Ahah! Adam, you beat me to it.
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Postby Syphon the Sun » Fri Apr 17, 2009 3:30 pm

wreslinggirl: *sigh* well I should get going... I have to do the dishes and clean before I get a naked tonight
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Postby CezeN » Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:57 pm

Someone: Because they have kite battles. And hes like flying a kite, and then it gets cut by glass, and he goes to get it, and gets raped.
Me: Who rapes him?
Someone: Other kids
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Postby Jayelle » Fri Apr 17, 2009 10:27 pm

That would be the plot to the Kite Runner.
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Postby Luet » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:30 pm

Yeah, I was going to say that it didn't seem out of any context to me...
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