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Re: Out of Context

Postby thoughtreader » Tue Oct 04, 2011 4:46 pm

Phoebe: and Kelly have hot sex on the beach.

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Re: Out of Context

Postby Young Val » Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:24 pm

There wasn't really any context for that to begin with. I entered chat, and Phoebe, uh, well, yeah.

Kinda creeped out by it, to be honest. She didn't even get me a drink first.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby VelvetElvis » Tue Oct 04, 2011 8:09 pm

Phoebe's been a little manic lately.
Yay, I'm a llama again!

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Re: Out of Context

Postby Wind Swept » Tue Oct 04, 2011 9:33 pm

Sorry, I couldn't help myself.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Dr. Mobius » Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:36 pm

(13:35:12) *Tony: pubic transportation around here sucks
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Re: Out of Context

Postby VelvetElvis » Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:35 pm

(17:33:52) *Fred: I forget about mine, then it randomly gets turned on
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Dr. Mobius » Mon Oct 10, 2011 5:00 pm

(17:58:23) *Fred: I prefer the big ones
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Re: Out of Context

Postby GS » Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:44 pm

(21:39:05) *Raoul: That's what little girls are made of.

First thing I saw in the chat. Not sure what the context actually was.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Noodle » Fri Oct 14, 2011 7:03 pm

(20:02:24) starlooker: I am not an enthusiastic enough banger, apparently.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby starlooker » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:05 pm

(21:04:02) *Jan: Paul is in love with wrinkly dongs.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Jayelle » Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:08 pm

(23:34:14) Caspian: :shock:
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Petra456 » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:05 pm

(18:41:53) Caspian: Don't go nucking in your poonbuddy.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby VelvetElvis » Mon Oct 17, 2011 9:07 pm

Oh man. Good times, good times.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Platypi007 » Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:38 am

Fred: which just ends with us all yelling "Whack him! Whack him!"

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Re: Out of Context

Postby Mich » Sun Nov 06, 2011 5:59 pm

*Fred: I think we're going to Mt. Rainier on Friday, and none of my boobs are snow appropriate.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Platypi007 » Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:53 pm

Ha!

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Re: Out of Context

Postby Noodle » Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:25 pm

(18:23:13) Jayelle: Don't, Jesus was meant to be eaten. It's a thing.

or

(18:20:15) Jayelle: people seem to want to carve presidents out of cheese.
(18:20:25) *HappyPreggo: Yes.
(18:20:30) Caspian: Of course.
(18:20:46) Caspian: It's called "respect" Jan.
(18:20:51) Caspian: It's a little something they have in America.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby starlooker » Mon Nov 14, 2011 6:41 pm

(18:34:21) Eaquae_Legit: not looking forward to that
(18:34:29) Eaquae_Legit: solids-poop
(18:34:42) Caspian: Yum
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Dr. Mobius » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:04 pm

(12:03:10) Gravity_Defier: I whored for you until I passed out last night.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby LilBee91 » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:17 pm

(12:03:10) Gravity_Defier: I whored for you until I passed out last night.
Best type of whoring to do, eh?
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Dr. Mobius » Sun Nov 27, 2011 12:56 pm

(12:55:25) *Fred: They're wet
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Gravity Defier » Sun Nov 27, 2011 3:04 pm

(12:03:10) Gravity_Defier: I whored for you until I passed out last night.
Best type of whoring to do, eh?
It's up there, alongside camera-whoring. Either way, I woke up this morning sprawled on my stomach, about 10 gallons of drool on my arm, and with no recollection of the events from last night. When I work it, I work it.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Dr. Mobius » Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:18 pm

Jared: You just have to wrap it up and shove it in.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Dr. Mobius » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:42 pm

(20:40:11) powerfulcheese04: pheebs isn't flashing when you talk
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Re: Out of Context

Postby CezeN » Mon Jan 30, 2012 12:52 am

"Where you been?"

"I've been killing Nazis and kicking the s*** out of Hitler"

I'm seriously going to try to incorporate this sentence into everyday conversations.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby jotabe » Mon Dec 10, 2012 11:09 pm

Ok, this isn't just as "out of context" as "removed context", but as i was reading elfprince's recent post on kumquats, in "things that i love"... i couldn't stop laughing and laughing. Yeah, i know, i am so very immature...:
Yes, but make sure you eat them right or you'll be very horrified that anyone recommended them. Basically,unlike most other citrus,the skin is the yummy part. So you eat them whole,and have to keep chewingto get the sweetness to come out and overpower the initial intense squirt of sourness. If you just bite them and spit out the skinsit'll be essentially like sucking a lemon. Also, make sure you get nice firm ones because squishy ones just aren't as satisfying, and if you're nervous, start with a small one, because they have a higher surface-area to volume ratioand therefore a higher sweet-part to sour-part ratio.
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Eaquae Legit » Thu Mar 14, 2013 2:58 pm

Things I Did Not Anticipate Saying as a Parent:

Shut up and eat your bathtub peas.

Was that a delicious act of contrition? Was it scrumptious?
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Re: Out of Context

Postby elfprince13 » Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:20 am

Things I Did Not Anticipate Saying as a Parent:

Shut up and eat your bathtub peas.

Was that a delicious act of contrition? Was it scrumptious?
Scrumptious like hobbitses?
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Re: Out of Context

Postby Eaquae Legit » Sat Mar 23, 2013 10:12 pm

Further Things I Did Not Expect to Say:

That's not a dog, that's Nutella.

Did you just rage-eat a blueberry?
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Re: Out of Context

Postby TerresaWiggin » Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:47 pm

my english teacher: WTF it stands for Way Too Fun. right?
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Re: Out of Context

Postby LilBee91 » Wed Apr 17, 2013 11:07 pm

Text from one of my best guy friends: "Ah poor girl just went out my door frustrated beyond belief."

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Re: Out of Context

Postby TerresaWiggin » Thu Apr 18, 2013 10:11 pm

Tiny: For decency's sake, Phoebs... get something on.
"when a school counselor called her in to tell her that the school administration was growing concerned about the fact that Petra seemed to be associating with the antisocial element in the school, she knew that she was truly at home in Maralik."

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Re: Out of Context

Postby TerresaWiggin » Mon May 27, 2013 12:31 am

(23:25:22) dannydawg: so whens my son gonna be ready?
"when a school counselor called her in to tell her that the school administration was growing concerned about the fact that Petra seemed to be associating with the antisocial element in the school, she knew that she was truly at home in Maralik."


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