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Postby **Eaquae Legit** » Fri May 13, 2011 5:20 pm

"Chantal, your birthday present is homemade, but it won't be ready just yet. We have a picture for you, though..."

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Thu May 19, 2011 6:52 pm

Man I love melons.

But man, Rei is totally not who you'd go to for that.

Postby **Dr. Mobius** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:16 pm

what can i say... I'm just that good

Syphon the Sun · Postby **Syphon the Sun** » Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:18 pm

Ed makes his [redacted] grow overnight, nearly doubling it in size.

GS · Postby GS » Tue Jun 28, 2011 5:43 pm

I've always said that I was a grower.

fawkes · Postby **fawkes** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 4:36 pm

It was horrible -- horrible. Like a chicken.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:29 pm

It was horrible -- horrible. Like a chicken.

El Pollo Diablo?

steph · Postby **steph** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:38 pm

It was horrible -- horrible. Like a chicken.
El Pollo Diablo?

‎!SÃ He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:42 pm

It was horrible -- horrible. Like a chicken.
El Pollo Diablo?
‎!SÃ He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!

Well, yer not gettin' me without a fight!

Postby **locke** » Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:45 am

I helped Johnny Depp pick a wind chime and sold Alanis Morrisette a book about anger management.

Petra456 · Postby **Petra456** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 12:44 pm

Will: "Tongue wash only."

steph · Postby **steph** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:30 pm

"I need to stand up, swat flies on the ceiling and take my pants off." -Brian

fawkes · Postby **fawkes** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 6:06 pm

It was horrible -- horrible. Like a chicken.
El Pollo Diablo?

Actually an early line from the first draft of the Alien screenplay.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 9:16 pm

It was horrible -- horrible. Like a chicken.
El Pollo Diablo?
Actually an early line from the first draft of the Alien screenplay.

I never saw the final draft (the movie, that is) so I wouldn't have recognized it anyway.

fawkes · Postby **fawkes** » Fri Jul 15, 2011 11:36 pm

The line never made it to the final cut, I just found it on Cracked.

zeroguy · Postby **zeroguy** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:24 pm

Alea: Two inches isn't as big as I was expecting.

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:46 am

That was a completely sincere, innocent comment.

The following response will not be:

Well, you did say it looked huge and not that I didn't believe you, but I read that it was about 2 inches thick and that wasn't what I would have called huge. Later, I stumbled upon the picture and you were right; it did look huge.

Wondering what we might be talking about? It's something you can use lying down, sitting down, or standing up! You can use it alone, in pairs, or even in groups! They can be short and fat, short and thin, tall and fat, or tall and thin. Sometimes they look awesome and sometimes, not so much. You could, theoretically, use them as a weapon but mostly you handle them with some amount of care. They can be really exciting or really boring, or anywhere in between. Even though you're not supposed to, people do judge them by their appearance.

CezeN · Postby **CezeN** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 11:26 am

Syphon the Sun · Postby **Syphon the Sun** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:34 pm

Resident Ewok: Poop and sex? They go together...

Gravity Defier · Postby **Gravity Defier** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 8:44 pm

I was being not serious, thank you very much.

Fred: he loves to flash people
Fred: Sometimes I walk into the room and he just flashes it
Will: Oh yeah
Fred: it hurts : (

ender1 · Postby **ender1** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:01 pm

Alea: I'm having vagoo with parmesan.

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:35 pm

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan, I should have jumped right in here on that. Missed out.

Postby **locke** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:27 am

Alea: Protective arms of a parent, more cake than you can comfortably consume, and butt trumpeting.

steph · Postby **steph** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:11 am

Brian: Moo? Is that like cowese for protein?

Petra456 · Postby **Petra456** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:23 pm

Will: "F U and your pie!"

steph · Postby **steph** » Thu Sep 08, 2011 9:44 pm

"I'm pretty sure if Dad was a zombie, he'd carry sauce."

steph · Postby **steph** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:26 pm

"I'm proof of everything, including zombies!" -Tyler

starlooker · Postby **starlooker** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:52 pm

Heee! Love it.

Mich · Postby **Mich** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 7:10 pm

(18:08:47) (Syphon): Full disclosure: not wearing pants.
(18:08:53) (Syphon): And I do mean FULL disclosure.

(18:08:56) (Chris): This would explain the timeout.

starlooker · Postby **starlooker** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:30 pm

Jan: Just the one.
Kelly: Just the one unnatural breast? Glad the other one's fine.

Postby **Luet** » Wed Sep 21, 2011 8:43 pm

See, I thought this was the best of the exchange:

Young Val: Just the one unnatural breast?
Starlooker: I'm sure it'll be impressive.

starlooker · Postby **starlooker** » Thu Sep 22, 2011 11:14 pm

00:08:54) starlooker: What's slut magic?
(00:09:09) starlooker wiggles hips back and forth.

VelvetElvis · Postby **VelvetElvis** » Fri Sep 23, 2011 8:56 pm

(21:55:03) *Alea: I know what they want.
(21:55:13) *Alea: They want to sex me.
(21:55:16) *Alea: Because I'm sexy.

Postby **Jayelle** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:34 pm

(21:02:29) Luet: My boobs work as a lizard warmer.

VelvetElvis · Postby **VelvetElvis** » Wed Sep 28, 2011 5:40 pm

*Jan: I think I got zerbert from Bill Cosby
*Kirsten: I've had three. Agree. Not too bad.
*Kirsten: Not fun, but not horrific.
*Jan: Better then yanking it

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