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Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:59 am
by Dobie
I'm working on writing the ulimate horror story. Dracula dies and is turned into a mummy. The mummy's head is cut off. Dr. Frankenstein takes the head back to his life and uses it to make his latest monster. The monster is bitten by a werewolf. He turns into a monster wolf. Later he eats some chocolate and dies. His ghost possesses an African boy who comes to the United States with a fake birth certificate and becomes President.
An the most horrifying part: It's all true! Except for the part about the birth certificate. That's really implausible.
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:52 pm
by neo-dragon
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that this JhaySmith is a spam not.
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:14 am
by Gravity Defier
What's a "spam not"?
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:43 am
by buckshot
"Spam knot" Sounds kinda yummy!
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:10 am
by elfprince13
Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that this JhaySmith is a spam not.
You're
crazy pretty certainly correct.
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:44 am
by neo-dragon
What's a "spam not"?
Damn autocorrect.
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:39 am
by Gravity Defier
Answer the question, man.
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:51 am
by Eaquae Legit
Spam baleeted.
Re: Ultimate Horror Story
Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:59 am
by neo-dragon
Answer the question, man.
A spam not is spam... That isn't!
It's a quantum mechanics thing. Like Schrödinger's cat being both dead and alive.