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Ultimate Horror Story

Postby Dobie » Tue Nov 01, 2011 9:59 am

I'm working on writing the ulimate horror story. Dracula dies and is turned into a mummy. The mummy's head is cut off. Dr. Frankenstein takes the head back to his life and uses it to make his latest monster. The monster is bitten by a werewolf. He turns into a monster wolf. Later he eats some chocolate and dies. His ghost possesses an African boy who comes to the United States with a fake birth certificate and becomes President.
An the most horrifying part: It's all true! Except for the part about the birth certificate. That's really implausible.

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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby neo-dragon » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:52 pm

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that this JhaySmith is a spam not.
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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby Gravity Defier » Fri Aug 22, 2014 9:14 am

What's a "spam not"? :P
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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby buckshot » Fri Aug 22, 2014 10:43 am

"Spam knot" Sounds kinda yummy!

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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby elfprince13 » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:10 am

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure that this JhaySmith is a spam not.
You're crazy pretty certainly correct.
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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby neo-dragon » Fri Aug 22, 2014 11:44 am

What's a "spam not"? :P
Damn autocorrect.
"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby Gravity Defier » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:39 am

Answer the question, man. :mrgreen:
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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby Eaquae Legit » Sat Aug 23, 2014 10:51 am

Spam baleeted. :)
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Re: Ultimate Horror Story

Postby neo-dragon » Sun Aug 24, 2014 12:59 am

Answer the question, man. :mrgreen:
A spam not is spam... That isn't!

It's a quantum mechanics thing. Like Schrödinger's cat being both dead and alive.
"Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic."
- Frank Herbert's 'Dune'


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