Greetings netizens! You probably know by now that I have been nominated for a modship of this here website. A vote for me is a vote for reasoned, responsible, evenhanded, reasoned-responsible-even-handedness.
I promise my first priority as your new mod will he jobs. Jobs jobs jobs jobs jobs. I will also work to restore the Philotic Web army back to pre-crash of 2006 numbers with an aggressive increase in military spending. If I'm elected I promise "no new taxes" but I can't promise I won't increase the old taxes. We'll also reinstate the Oxford coma and allow double spacing after periods.
You have a lot of ways you can spend your vote. The other candidates are all fine members in good standing, but only I can assure you that a vote for me won't be completely wasted.
Pasta Power 2011
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Re: Pasta Power 2011
Beware the tragic Oxford Coma:reinstate the Oxford coma.
One Duck to rule them all.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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It needs to be about 20% cooler.
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That's what I get for writing my post from my phone. Oh well. I wold go back and edit it, but that would make the joke less funny.
Oh and I don't actually expect anyone to vote for me. I won't even be voting for myself. I put this thread up as a parody. And I didn't mean it to be a parody of brain's post, more of a parody of campaign promises in general.
Oh and I don't actually expect anyone to vote for me. I won't even be voting for myself. I put this thread up as a parody. And I didn't mean it to be a parody of brain's post, more of a parody of campaign promises in general.
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Re: Pasta Power 2011
I found myself reading the rest of your post in a female Russian accent.I wold go back [...]
"Roland was staring at Tiffany, so nonplussed he was nearly minused."
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*Philoticweb.net = Phoebe (Discord)
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Damnit Mitch!
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This is what I was going forparody of campaigns
But I can parody negative ad campaigns too: a vote for noodles is a vote for an absentee mod!
Had to be done... It was done with love though
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One of my favorite political parodies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBfR6wYnGZI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Not only because it combines my love for John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, TMBG, and Scott Bateman.
Not only because it combines my love for John Hodgman, Jonathan Coulton, TMBG, and Scott Bateman.
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Proud member of the Canadian Alliance.
dgf hhw
dgf hhw
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This is PWeb. We speak english. If you want to post here, learn it.
For the record, I've only kicked three children in the face, and each one deserved it.
For the record, I've only kicked three children in the face, and each one deserved it.
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