The "I Enjoy Crap" Club

[Mich]

I recently purged Ctrl+Alt+Del from the list of crap I read, because it was no longer crap I enjoy. Not even for ironic or "so bad it's good" reason. I hadn't enjoyed a comic in years.

So that is crap I no longer enjoy. We could go over my entire webcomic list in depth if we wanted further proof that I enjoy crap, but it is a long list.

[Dr. Mobius]

I haven't read CAD in years. I dropped it shortly after the pregnancy stunt when Tim belatedly realized that a kid would force his harebrained character to get serious and then tried to play it off as if he planned for the comic to go like that all along. That and I liked the gaming religion a lot better when it was a one-off delusion brought on by a box of moldy cereal.

[VelvetElvis]

Fruit snacks. They are totally just gummy bears, but I like them more because they come in grape flavors!

[Mich]

Speaking of which, I enjoy grape-flavored things! Just last year I found out that the majority of people that I knew and asked absolutely hated the fake grape flavor used for everything. And cherry, too. They both taste like cough syrup, apparently. Meanwhile they are my two go-to flavors.

[VelvetElvis]

I understand where they are coming from, I guess. They don't actually taste like grapes, but they are still delicious. Grape koolaid is my favorite koolaid!

[Jayelle]

Speaking of which, I enjoy grape-flavored things! Just last year I found out that the majority of people that I knew and asked absolutely hated the fake grape flavor used for everything. And cherry, too. They both taste like cough syrup, apparently. Meanwhile they are my two go-to flavors.

Love those things! Fake Banana can go die, though.

[VelvetElvis]

But banana Runts are the best Runts!!!

[Luet]

They don't actually taste like grapes, but they are still delicious.

Have you ever had Concord grapes? Because they taste like what fake grape tastes like. Like grape jelly and grape gum. It's really amazing. I would eat them whenever they are in season here except they have a bunch of tiny seeds in the middle that are a pain to spit out.

[Darth Petra]

I like CATS (the musical), and Wifeswap (which is sadly not on anymore.) I also love the movie version of Phantom of the Opera.

[VelvetElvis]

Oh gosh. When I still had TV I liked to watch reruns of that show!

[VelvetElvis]

They don't actually taste like grapes, but they are still delicious.

Have you ever had Concord grapes? Because they taste like what fake grape tastes like. Like grape jelly and grape gum. It's really amazing. I would eat them whenever they are in season here except they have a bunch of tiny seeds in the middle that are a pain to spit out.

Yes, I have, but I think I don't remember their flavor very well. I know, I know. What a cop out.

Also. GRAPE SODAAAAAAAA.

[steph]

Whoa! It's Darth Petra. Hi!

[VelvetElvis]

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[steph]

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[Gravity Defier]

There's going to be a new holiday movie on Oxygen or Lifetime or ABC Family, one of those channels, called Desperately Seeking Santa (total title ripoff of the Madonna movie, Desperately Seeking Susan) and I'm kind of super excited to see it. It airs tomorrow night, so if it doesn't conflict with my Once Upon a Time and Walking Dead, I'm so there with what's left of my tub of Cookies N Cream ice cream.

[starlooker]

I may be joining you. Though, this is not my idea. However, I think I'm starting to get into the spirit of the made-for-TV-holiday movie.

Exhibit A: I have developed a fondness for Mrs. Miracle, in spite of myself.

Exhibit B: "A Dog Named Christmas." I actually really liked it.

But I could not bring myself to watch more than the first 30 minutes or so of that Christmas movie with Elizabeth Berkeley about the lost winning lottery ticket. It was just SO icky. So, I do have standards.

Also, I thoroughly enjoyed the made-for-TV movie "Certain Prey" with Mark Harmon basically starring as NCIS Agent Gibbs, but with a different name and working for a different agency.

[Luet]

I tried to watch the first ever hoops&yoyo cartoon the other night. It was some half hour Christmas special and it was terrible. None of their usual hysterical humor made it in. Very disappointing. I guess this means that I didn't enjoy this particular crap.

[LilBee91]

I absolutely love lofthouse sugar cookies. You know, the ones with a 1:1 icing:cookie ratio. It takes all of my willpower to not buy them every time I go grocery shopping.