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Please Stay Tuned - Now Broadcasting

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:38 pm
by PwebArchivist
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(PS Don't get excited, this isn't about the site moving or being handed over)

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:50 pm
by mr_thebrain
that's just mean

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:55 pm
by Petra456
*whacks fuzzy box*

Why won't you work!?

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 3:57 am
by Eaquae Legit
It's the Snow Bowl!

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 9:41 am
by ender1
Worst. Channel. Ever.

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 11:48 am
by Syphon the Sun
*whacks television* Somebody move the bunny ears to the left a little.

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2011 6:30 pm
by Petrie
Worst. Channel. Ever.
Save that for when the programs start airing. :mrgreen:
*whacks television* Somebody move the bunny ears to the left a little.
I thought I saw a boob when you did that but then I remembered, this isn't that type of channel. Probably an elbow.

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:01 am
by PwebArchivist
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DISCLAIMER FOR THE DISCLAIMER

I ACCIDENTLY DELETED THE WORD "OF" BETWEEN "KNOWLEDGE" AND "80S" AND AM NOT DOING IT AGAIN, EVEN IF IT IS A SIMPLE PAINT FILE.

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Now this is the story all about how
The mods got busy, cranked this site out
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how they brought the Philotic Web to bear

Back when we thought a movie was still being made
In the poster threads where Taal spent most of his days
Chatting up, talking, messaging all cool
And generally checking out Fresco's talent pool
When a couple of guys, they were up to some good
Starting making plans, hey, they understood
They had one little problem but Ami cared
And said, "We're doing this my way, best be prepared"

They worked for a while and when time came near, they
Posted a countdown, 2000 was the year
If anything you could say this place was rare
But when Card posted, yo, it was beyond compare

They used special sources to get us their news
We were just grateful Ender's puppy was a ruse
Looked at the site, we were finally there
And with any luck we aint going nowhere


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Oh, my, god, Petrie, look at her post count.
It is so big. *scoff* It looks like
One of those math equations.
But, you know, who understands those math equations?
She only posts so much, because,
she is like a total attention whore, 'kay?
I mean, her post count, is just so big.
I can't believe it's so high, it's like,
up there, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... nerdy!


I like Pweb and I can not lie
You other 'webbers can't deny
That when a thread is busy with a lot of activity
And the topic's to your taste
You get sprung, want to post your thoughts
'Cause you notice that thread is hot
Deep in your brain you're searchin'
You're hooked and know no more lurkin'
Oh, Bob-y, I wanna talk with ya
And later post a picture
Other posters tried to warn me
But can't let you reach top 10 before me
Ooh, Smells in my Kitchen
You say you got a recipe that's bitchin'?
Well, woo me, woo me,
Cause I aint your average foodie
I've used Confessions
To hell with indiscretions
Don't forget, your pet,
Need help? Hey, we got a vet
Tired of our memes?
Too bad, Dobies are our thing
Take your average oldie and ask her that
She's gonna give you flak
So Oldies (Yeah!) Newbies (Yeah!)
We all know it rhymes with boobies? (Hell Yeah!)
Better be postin' (Postin'!) Postin' (Postin'!)
Make those lengthy posts!
Pweb got threads

(Milagre Square with some other forums...)
Pweb got threads

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B-b-b-b U-u-u-u M-m-m-m P-p-p-p I-i-i-i T-t-t-t
Bump; it!

I can bump if I want to
I can resurrect old threads
Cause just because they are off the first page
Well, doesn't mean they're dead

I say, we can post where want to
A place where they'll all see
And we can act like it's real important
Cause, why wouldn't it be?
And we can bump!


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All right, stop, celebrate and stamp this
Pweb's still here, time of year to reminisce
Close friends,(mostly) speaking politely
Check all the threads daily and nightly
Will it ever stop, yo, I don't know
At least 9 more years...I hope so
No more scenes, no in-group accusations
Don't know? Ask...here for conversations
Laugh, then post in "Things that make me"
Mommy Brontosaurus has talk about babies
Planning, for all our Pweb weddings
"Things I hate" for the things you're dreading
Love it or leave it, you better choose "stay"
You better hit "reply" so we can play
If there was a problem, yo, we'll solve it
Check out the book, see how Ender resolves it

Post, post baby (you gotta)
Post, post baby (you gotta)...

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If none of those are to your liking, maybe this is:


Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Pweb!
Happy birthday to you!


And for those who don't celebrate birthdays, it is the 11th Anniversary or official Pweb Appreciation Day.


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(If you don't get them, the key for the songs: Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme, Baby Got Back, Safety Dance, and Ice Ice Baby - all images are riffs on a screen shot from the videos.)

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:04 am
by Petrie
Oh, my, god, Petrie, look at her post count.
*looks*

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:07 am
by Young Val
<3

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:12 am
by Eaquae Legit
The song is fantastic, the photoshops had me rolling!

Happy birthday, Pweb!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:19 am
by GS
I think I am going to slip into a cheese/corn coma! But good stuff! I am sure you put more time than you are willing to admit into this. :)

Also, this was not 4,000 post worthy? I was expecting whatever this ended being, to be the 4000th.

Anyways, Happy Birthday to us!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:40 am
by steph
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:10 am
by LilBee91
Alea, I love you.

Happy birthday Pweb!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:35 am
by Luet
Much love to both you and pweb! Yay for 11 years!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:22 am
by Claire
Happy birthday PWEB! I appreciate you all!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 8:42 am
by Mich
Hahahaha, I love it when I actually get all of the musical references that someone is making! That was pretty great, mang.

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:43 am
by Petra456
Twinny, I super <3 you!

Happy birthday Pweb!!!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 10:55 am
by VelvetElvis
I wish I could see those images.

*slaps the government computer*

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:15 am
by Rei
:D Happy Birthday to Pweb!

Also, to Canada! Pweb and Canada share a birthday!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:55 am
by starlooker
That is SO awesome! I laughed really, really hard. Thank you, Alea!

And Happy Birthday, Pweb! Woohoo!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:01 pm
by CezeN
Impressively interesting thread. That was great.

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:09 pm
by neo-dragon
Alea, you are absolutely, oh so wonderfully, insane! :lol:

Happy Birthday Pweb!


Also, to Canada! Pweb and Canada share a birthday!
You know, I think that Pweb is the online version of Canada. It may seem slow and boring at times, but it's filled with nice, neighbourly people with mostly good intentions.

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 4:11 pm
by Dr. Mobius
<3 Alea

Happy birthday, Pweb!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:21 pm
by Jayelle
That was made of Awesome.

Happy Birthday Pweb.

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 7:22 pm
by Petrie
I am sure you put more time than you are willing to admit into this. :)


I don't know; I'm willing to admit to quite a bit. ;)


No, I can't really say how much time it took. I worked on it throughout my Circ stints on Tuesday (Baby Got Back) and Wednesday (the other three), which was 8 hours between the two but I wasn't working on it the entire time. It was basically, I had 4 minutes here, 7 minutes there in between helping the patrons. The pictures were about an hour, for gathering whatever clothing, changing, multiple takes trying to get the position, and then editing into the final images.

Also, this was not 4,000 post worthy?
Nah. The birthday/anniversary thing is a group celebration, not anything personally special (though I think it's a special occasion, in so far as any type of yearly celebration can be).



Glad you guys liked it. :) I must like you all because I hate those pictures but thought you might appreciate the attempted funny.

Anywho, once again, happy Pweb day!

Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:43 pm
by CezeN
Petrie for Pweb President!

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:07 am
by Wil
That was entirely awesome!

Happy Birfday, Pweb!

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 12:54 am
by zeroguy
You know, I think that Pweb is the online version of Canada. It may seem slow and boring at times, but it's filled with nice, neighbourly people with mostly good intentions.
The Canada of the Internet, if you will. We all talk foony and stuff too eh.

But we're not really big enough to be Canada.

Also hooray!

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:47 am
by locke
Happy Birthday Pweb!

Those were some awesome filks, Alea. Fantastic work. :D

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 10:49 am
by Dr. Mobius
Hey stranger, what have you been up to?